>girl on left has crush on a guy
>guy only wants girl on the right
>girl on the left has brilliant idea and plays a little joke on the girl on the right
>fills her violin case with acid
>girl on the right opens her violin case and the acid spills all over her, causing her to scream in pain for hours, suffer major nerve damage and also be permanently disfigured
>girl on left doesn't give a fuck, says girl on the right did it to commit suicide
She'll be out of prison in 21 months but man. Imagine being that dude, having girls going to prison over you being attracted to someone else.
How rare is a girl who lets/wants to have her asshole licked?
robots that were born ugly or socially unaware are at a disadvantage from the beginning but their social inexperience becomes exponentially limiting by high school and forever limiting by college.
chads are socially rewarded in grade school and junior high school and by the time they enter high school they have the benefit of numerous positive exchanges with women and feel respected by men.
chads have their first sexual experience in high school and they continue having sex throughout high school. like this chad in the article, he had multiple threesomes with 2 hot female teachers. they were both married and he made porn films of them.
>chads are born and then refined by their experiences
>robots are born robots and then stay robots
we are almost like a different species
>a 34-year old married mother of three threw that all way to get fucked by the high school football star
Can you imagine being her husband and finding out your wife threw away you and your children just because she wanted to get pounded by one of the same kinds of jocks that was a dick to you in high school? Holy fuck. This is Japanese NTR douijin levels of cuckery.
Could a /robot/ one day became President?
No because the dems rigged the convention against him.
We all know /r9k/ is full of shortfags- but, anons, what are your preferences for girl's heights?
Would you accept a "womanlet" for a qt waifu?
So I just bought 100 dollars worth of weed, what should I tell my Dad if he asks me what I spent it on?
So were you circumcised?
Yes, when i was 15, it wasnt really that bad infact i had 4 weeks to spend playing vidyas and watching anime.
>when you haven't had sex in a week
Post characters who happen to LITERALLY be you
For me it's Pickle Rick - intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of -*buuuuuuuurp* God's not real Morty- humor
No credit card means no porn, never ending frustration for NEETs
>implying the unemployable didn't screw themselves.
>also how is anyone comfortable in that country when the government is regulating more and more things?
British people are the most cucked populace in the world. They eagerly enjoy being regulated and dictated to by the government.
>tfw you look like a young Eminem
>tfw told on 2 separate occasions that I look like the amazing atheist
>tfw been told multiple times that I look like Andrew Luck
a-at least he's a good player
How do you like your steak /r9k/?
Ask an ex robot who's been in a relationship with a rich Chinese girl for the past 9 months anything.
>lives in parents basement
>virginity rocks t shirt
>desperately wants to kiss someone
>belly button lint collection
What does /r9k/ think about white people?
I mean,im mixed as hell ( not race mixed) , but im kinda proud being white.
I don't know if some people even see me as''white'' because I have brown hair and brown eyes.Not a shitskin or spic tho