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A-re you me?

>>37961111
>2 inch peener
How is that even possible?

Well, I'm gonna be toothless in a couple of years.

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Well if you don't want to be noticed then go with the least conspicuous option.

Then again if you're trying to perform on the street I think not wanting to get noticed is bad.

>>37961094
Get a blue one.

You can make a lot of money busking. Just look up green day songs and other pop shit people like and people will literally give you money for playing dumb easy shit. That is, if you've got the balls for it.

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>>37961083
Do they really sell a bottle of water with a stick of mint inside?
That's so silly. I wonderh ow much all this shit costs.

Also lol at that jelly bottle.

>>37961083
born in the 90s but grew up in the 70s

>>37961118
>Do they really sell a bottle of water with a stick of mint inside?
Water is typically free at restaurants.

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go ahead anon please do a continue yes

>>37961075
>over dinner they talk oneitis smiles gleefully at him, but the gypsy remains aloof, almost mad.
>tells her that he has not forgotten her for turning him down due to his status and will have revenge.
>he leaves.
>phew.jpeg
>couple days later housekeeper informs me that she had seen gypsy chad sneak into the garden and flirt with my sister.
> I tell her to not keep correspondence with the brute
>she wails and runs up to her room
Cont.

wuthering heights?

>>37961067
how?
aaassaassaaxx

>>37961551
By becoming a wagecuck and trying to be more sociable.

>>37962350
>becoming a wagecuck
yep that'll do it. 3 coworkers asked for my number my second week into new job

theyre all normie guys that have gfs, one was a athlete chad in college. i guess i tricked them pretty well into thinking im a norman too

You know I would go out of my way to help you out here, but you didn't even bother to post any information about the fucking alarm system what so ever. So even now if you came back to correct your stupid fucking mistake and give people some reference on what you're dealing with, I still wouldn't help you. I hope you eat shit and get hit by a truck.

>>37961086
>You know I would go out of my way to help you out here, but you didn't even bother to post any information about the fucking alarm system what so ever. So even now if you came back to correct your stupid fucking mistake and give people some reference on what you're dealing with, I still wouldn't help you. I hope you eat shit and get hit by a truck.
o-ok

>>37961138
Tell us how the alarm works. Is it tripped by a magnet in the door, is it triggered by loud sounds, or is there a motion detection camera, or what?

>>37961063
4'6"?
She almost looks dwarf.

>>37961063
Go along with it and see if she comes with a dowery from her parents if you marry her

Def a qt 7/10

>>37961106
Can't tell if you're meming or not. Look at those arms, bruh. She IS dwarf

>>37961010
Yeah. That's some cool art on the wall.

>>37961010
Nice biceps. Can I kiss them?

>>37961010
No, you look like you smell.

I wish I was a little more fit, but I'm thinking more ottermode, not unshaven lumberjack who eats too many pancakes.

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>there are traps that have fucked women
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee even men in drag get more women than I do

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>there are rocks that have fucked more women than you

>>37961005
haha that is sooo me!

>>37961001
you can't get and stay above your natural limit (the muscle mass you can maintain without supra-endogenous testosterone levels) with cycling. also, cycling fucks with your emotions, or so ive heard. so if you want to be a shredded beast, you're going to have to blast and cruise which comes with its own set of health problems -- increased propensity for cardiovascular disease, shrunken testicles, shutdown of your PTH axis, etc.

if you just want to get bigger then lift naturally for a year with good diet, a good workout program, and consistency and effort in everything you do. you'll look much better and you'll have some knowledge and discipline. then hop on a few testosterone cycles and maybe you will hit your natural limit, which you should maintain with appropriate post-cycle therapy.

If you just integrate healthy eating and exercise into your lifestyle you'll be a happier, more productive person, and altogether more useful.

It's an objective step you can take towards improving your life.

You don't have to have hollywood proportions to be decently attractive to women. If you're obese, a decent transformation will take about 3 years naturally if you are literate in health and fitness. if you are a skeleton, within 2 years you should be able to have incredible gains that will increase your attractiveness.

All you gotta do is be a bit smarter than boogie.

Don't do steroids unless you are prepared to commit to the lifestyle that comes with it. Prove it to yourself first.

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>>37961548
Should the muscle level you reach through be within your natural limit, can you really maintain it just through diet and exercise?

I mean, even if you kept the muscle you'd gain fat, wouldn't you? So the aesthetics would be compromised. There doesn't seem to be a solution unless you keep roiding.

>>37961620
About a decade ago, I used to be a skeleton and lifted for about a year and reached semi-otter mode. I looked semi decent with no clothes and hard lighting and proper angles. Under most circumstances, while athletic, I looked severely unimpressive.

>>37960994
Because, unless we have a community where this is accepted we will be outcasts.
Children are tickets to social events.

>>37961104
Well screw that. Screw what the society thinks. I have my bottle of Mtn Dew, slice of pizza and the Bible. If there's an event that won't accept me even though I have these things then that event is not worth visiting.

>>37961159
ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWA

>>37960954
I would very much like a glass of milk.

>>37960954
I hate duck pussy.

I love duck pussy.

>>37960946
no you didn't. honestly, start doing community things. Attend a church, get into clubs, just see what everyone has to offer and you may meet a new girl

>>37961016
Thanks anon, i just started going to a tuesday young adults church. I wonder what other clubs i could join

>>37961052
Are you in at uni currently?

>>37960891
Damn dude. Everybody should learn from you. How did you pleasure yourself ?

in a few weeks, it'll be 12 years since i had sex

not threadworthy. i haven't had sex in 27 years.

>>37960882
what am i looking at?

oreogano

>>37960922
it's cholesterol plaque in an artery, the kind that causes congestive heart failure

>>37960945
no duh, mang

talkin' bout that sipper in the corner
what's the story