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Autism = RH positive blood.

It's just the inner monkey coming out

>>38825621
He's so fucking annoying, I just want to throw him down the stairs.

Gosh darn aspies

>>38825584
only if she had decent teeth
so no

No

t. Brit

>>38825704
Your women are mostly hot, the men all look like fucking Shrek.

>>38825568
Buy a gun and shoot up your work, making sure to murder her and the three guys

That happened to me. A slutty stacy gave hugs to 6 of the guys who I was hanging out with, but when it was my turn, she stared at me, then gave me a dirty look and left. Fucking cunt.

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>>38825568
Shes just fucking those three guys.
Stop caring about sluts.
Jesus christ you know what just kill your self because you are letting a literal cum rag fuck you up so much.
Just ignore them and be friendly.

>>38825529
I've had many woman say that to me.

Because silence is golden

No one has said this to me since high school. Then again my social anxiety isn't as bad as it used to be. Nowadays I just avoid humans even though I don't have a problem talking to them.

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>tfw want to try PUBG but bad at games and scared

>>38825498
it's a shit game desu

>>38825498
It's not a very good game. Sadly, most people just play what their favorite youtuber is playing.

hello, friend.
how are you going to scream for our attention?

>>38825530
Not sure yet. Ill get back to you on that.

>>38825479
>for a month
Absolutely disgusting.

>>38825465
Probably 2009.

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>>38825465
>caper
y u do this senpai

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>>38825465
I do enjoy a nice plate of cold lox. But on a bagel? gfy

>>38825420
r/incel has been banned for a long while. r/incels has been the main hub. I checked and it's currently private. I don't blame them, every other day some normalfag brings it up on askreddit and the entire sub is flooded with normalfags making fun of them.

https://www.reddit.com/r/incels

incel has been banned forever
incels went private because
>normies in MY safe space?

>>38825456
there is a normalfag sub dedicated to reposting incel posts and discussing it in great detail. It's pretty pathetic
r/inceltears

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>making anons trust me and send me their pics with their name
>write them down in the note

My own

XxxxxxxNaruSasukexxxxxxX

>>38825342
I would write Muhammad, and watch the world burn as half of it's muslim population dies

>>38825341
canadian girls are a top 5 girl of earth

No t. canadian

>>38825384
Don't they have fat white trash whores where you live?

>>38825341
If she had a personality I liked and we clicked sure. Why not?

I dont think you're cool

>>38825266
I thincc ur gey

>>38825266
You sound like a fag no joke

This definitely isn't my first but it's the one I've been thinking about today

>be me
>3rd grade
>learning about the national anthem
>teacher says you are always supposed to stand up and put your hand over your heart when the national anthem is being played
>few weeks later
>sitting in living room with mom and dad watching football
>national anthem is being sung
>jump up off the couch and stand up with my hand on my heart
>look back at parents wondering why they aren't standing up
>dad wordlessly stares at me
>anthem ends, sit back down
>no one says anything

they didn't even fucking try to make me normal

The earliest evidence of my autism is out of the reaches of my memory, but my parents used to tell me about it.
Apparently I used to copy Bart Simpson so much that they ended up banning the Simpsons from our house.
I guess they would take me out in public and I would act crazy and when they'd introduce me to their friends I would just repeat Bart Simpson one-liners.

>tfw you used to hero worship a cartoon character and you don't even remember it

>>38825761
Don't worry, you're parents were probably commies anyway

They're fat enough without any help.

>>38825099

make them fear women even moar

>>38825100
fpbp

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she might be a girl in spirit, but she is still /ourguy/

He's a character, anon, he only posts here to shill his shitty channel. Reviewbrah is absolutely not /ourguy/

>>38824953
That leddit is not /ourguy/

Just remember to take care of yourself, OP. I don't know much about meth but me and a buddy got pretty heavy into speed about a year ago. We'd basically do nothing but tweek for about three days at a time. It was pretty fun but it can be addictive and luckily both of us had good control over it.

Just make sure you're hydrated and have food, and if you have to be around people make sure you don't look like a total fucking sketchbag. I'd say keep your tweeking to about two times a week and if you can't control that then maybe try quitting. Godspeed, anon.

>>38824959
Yeah i don't want to stay up for 4 days or some shit, it's hard but binging is not worth it.

But I'm talking about meth here so idk I have already fucked up pretty bad.

>>38825049
Find meth advice forum on drugsforum dot com.
There are some really good harm reduction advices on there. You shouldnt have a problem reading it all lol.