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It would have never worked out between us.
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Korean women are fucking scary looking how are people attracted to what is essentially a humanoid doll?Their personalities only make this point stronger
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>>37598540
fuck off tranny lover.how can you not like a cute girl?
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i noticed that korean people hide their faces until they get their surgeries done
almost a rite of passage
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ITT: normies getting BTFO 2017-06-09 10:03:55 Post No.37598435
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ITT: normies getting BTFO
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You know the rules, post normalfags/women getting what they deserve.
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>>37598455
Her life is no more. All her past experiences fade away into nothingness. You should be glad that speeding car stopped her from enjoying more of this life.
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>>37598435
here it is
http://theync.com/wassup/a-teen-girl-suspect-was-brutally-beaten-burn-to-death-while-still-alive-in-guatemala.htm
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>>37598586
A classic.
Origami.
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Did your parents raise you in a bubble? 2017-06-09 09:50:27 Post No.37598322
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Did your parents raise you in a bubble?
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my parents never let me have gfs
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>>37598322
>Parent asks me what I want for 21st birthday
>I tell her Idk
>She says she should buy me a gf and that she is disappointment that I don't have one
Would you rather be me or you pal?
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>>37598322
OP doesn't even respond to his own thread.
Fug u mayg
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>>37598704
>his parents celebrated his 21st birthday let alone acknowledged it
Gtfo normo
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>sitting on the computer browsing /r9k/
>hot filipina/latina/whatever milf comes in with nothing but a towel on
>turn around and see her get an erection
>she starts to walk toward me, the towel slips off revealing her curvy, ripe body
>she straddles me, lowering herself down
>wake up
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK WHY AM I KEKED EVEN IN MY DREAMS? Also how can I fuck my manager in real life? I am not above underhanded tricks.
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>turn around and see her get an erection
Fucking futafags.
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>see her get an erection
OP is a faggot.
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>>37598131
Fucking gay faggots in my board.
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>time feels like it passes 10x faster than it should
>it was 10 PM fifteen minutes ago
>now its 5 AM
How do I stop this? I just want to have a reasonable sleep schedule again. I'm tired of going to sleep at six and waking up at four.
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This is the best sleep schedule, don't fight it.
>wake up early and utilize the silence to be productive
>sleep early and avoid the normie night life
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Have any of you guys ever seen someone else look at a clock before? I don't think I've ever seen someone look at a clock before. Is it some kind of glitch in the matrix or something? Like, normies can't look at clocks or something?
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>tfw at work time doesn't pass fast enough
4 more hours reeeeeee
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Tfw no dom to do this to me :c
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>>37597542
I have three questions for you:
1. Where do you live?
2. Do you have a cute face?
3. Do you follow directions?
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>>37597678
>>37597542
this is really fucking gay guys
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>>37597678
Texas
Some people say i do but idk
I might
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Do femanons ever have /ss/ fantasies? What are they like?
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>>37597529
I have two younger brothers so incestuous SS scenarios gross me out but I wouldn't mind taking the lead with a younger boy who is not related to me.
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>>37597529
>"""""""""femanons"""""""""
Don't exist
Garbage thread
garbage thread
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>>37597543
/ss/ doesn't imply incest. How much younger? Would you give him headpats afterward?
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Why haven't you robots adopted a more existential way of life.
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I am as existentialist as one gets, true nihilism
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Trench coat and unfiltered cigarettes aren't exactly my style.
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I have a beard.
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>start posting in a popular thread
>suddenly everyone stops replying after you post
EVERYTIME
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stop ruining threads with your terrible posts
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>>37597113
>implying bad posts don't get you loads of (you)s in this day and age
neck yourself
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>>37597168
Apparently yours are worse than terrible
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I've finally become more pathetic than I ever thought I could. I ended up spending 40 dollars on a few minutes with some random camwhore.
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>>37597085
Why not just get a hooker if you're that thirsty?
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>>37597097
I'm not used to going outside and I'm too scared about STDs and stuff. I was a bit curious since I had been wanting to try it since I was a kid, but I only planned on spending like 10 dollars, and instead ended up getting convinced and horny to the point where I spent 40 dollars for a few minutes of fingering.I came, but it was the most sad cum of my life.
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that's pretty gosh darn pathetic, OP
around here, in my area, that very same forty dollars could have gotten you a mediocre blowjob from what is likely a toothless meth addict
they're at least generous enough to put a finger in your ass, so your money wouldn't be completely wasted
Who Wants to write a fucked up story?
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Who Wants to write a fucked up story?
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>be14
>sleeping
>wake up
>remember weird ass dream
>had sexual relationship with Dick Cheney, but oh my god it felt so good
>He impregnated me
>o shit.jpeg
>wouldn't let me abort
>last thing I remember is being pretty far along
>getting an ultrasound done, but a transvaginal one, idk why it was weird
>especially at that far along
>guess the baby was unhealthy?
>it was a boy
>remember Cheney standing near me in the room... expresionless
>don't know how this story would end
>oh well
>dream turned into some weird ass fanfiction shit
>continue the greentext story with what you think would/want to happen
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>Literally dreaming about a 6ft dick
Typical Stacy whore
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>the baby is a little horse
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>>37597054
Did you have any other weird dreams?
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>2011
>No gf, no friends, get bullied constantly
>Since I don't want to look weird between breaks, I decide to begin reading
>I pick up American Psycho due to the dubs meme
>Reading it all the time when I'm not having class, no one ever seems to care in the slightest
>One day a teacher calls my mom
>Apparently the school is concerned with my behavior, and with the fact that I'm reading a book about "how to kill people"
The fucking asshole who bullied me (and many others) gets a free pass after throwing lemons at random people from the 3rd floor like a maladjusted autist, but I raise a red flag?
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When life gives you lemons, stick them up your butt
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>>37596582
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrxI_euTX4A
BFS got it right
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>>37596582
Are you American? These levels of retardation and paranoia feel very post columbine American high school. Don't feel bad it's not your fault your school was filled with morons
>>37596595
Sage advice. It's like a challenge: How many lemons can you stick up your butt? Nothing builds character like trying to get just ONE more lemon up your ass. Maybe if OP could have shat out a couple lemons on his bully's face nobody would have dared confront him
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>tfw (you) get anons laughing at your jokes
>tfw (you) create a thread that inspires insightful and thoughtful discussion
>tfw (you) open /r9k/ and find a 300+ reply /that kid/ thread
>tfw (you)
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>>37596188
>tfw you make a troll roleplaying thread
>everyone falls for it except one exasperated anon who can see through your bullshit
Always makes me proud
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>tfw you make a successful ITT office workers thread
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>>37596188
>Good 4chan feels
you made me realize something
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I-I got a job lads, I go in tomorrow to start training. You still see me as a brother though r-right?
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>>37596135
just a wagecuck now, the NEETS might give shit though. I hope training and generally job goes well.
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>>37596135
what fucking wagecuck job?
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>>37596165
>wagecucks think they belong here
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>want to drop acid
>don't know where to get it
>don't want to drive around with it anyway
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Wouldnt acid be the safest thing you could drive around with? Can dogs even smell it?
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My only advice for taking acid is have some kind of lifeline to the real world, i.e someone you can talk to, and be ready for the entire universe to flip-fuck banana peel inside out your skull. Other than then lay back and enjoy living for a while outside of normal perception.
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you will be permanently changed
you can't unsee what you've seen and certain patterns like pic related will always look amazing