You guys drink tea, right?
There is no better way to enjoy yourself in total silence.
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>>39570439
I get a noticeable non-caffeine buzz from green tea, its actually quite enjoyable.
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gives me headaches, would drink over coffee if not for that fact
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>>39570479
That don't sound too right to me
DIFFERENT WOMEN LIKE DIFFERENT DRINKS MY NIGGA
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You got purple drink?
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the graveyard video is too real.
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Give that lil nigga a freeze pop
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>Be ugly
>Be incel
>Be black
>Go out of my way to attempt to educate myself despite living in the ghetto
>Despite this I still get treated like shit
>I can dress nice, talk nice, be nice but it doesn't matter
>Argue with racists
>Mention I'm attempting to go to college
>Get told I'm only getting in with affirmative action
>I say there's nothing I can do about it
>Get told that if I do get hired people will think I'm underqualified and wouldn't hire me
>No matter what I do I'm still lazy
>There's literally nothing I can do to change it. None of it's my fault
>"I wouldn't be racist if you would tell other blacks to stop being niggers."
>As if I have the power to singlehandedly stop this
>Implying I wouldn't if it would mean I would stop being treated like shit
What the fuck is with this stupid logic?
Why can't you retards just hate the ones that do bad things? Can you not comprehend that we aren't a hivemind secretly plotting to make you hate us. I can't just stop thug cunts on a whim you fucking autist.
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>>39570245
>Be ugly
>Be black
Why did you call yourself ugly twice?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9JDzlhW3XTM
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>>39570282
OP here. This actually got me.
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>hair on shaft
>hair on balls
HOW DO YOU FUCKING SHAVE ITTTTTTTTT
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I don't understand, why would you shave
It'll just make it itchy and uncomfy later on
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>>39570233
It makes your penis look a lot larger
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>>39570246
You jerk off to your own dick or something? Who cares what it looks like. It's not like any of us will ever have contact with another human
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Considering that we all here are kissless virgins, have you ever tried or considered "self sucking"? If you've done it, what does it feel? How could you reach your own dick?
PS: Don't ask for sauce, I don't have it.
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Ive tried plenty of times, never could reach sadly
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I can and for a time I got really into it, sucked myself off a bunch of times and even swallowed. But unsurprisingly it gave me neck pains so I stopped doing it.
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Why do trannies complain about social stigmas? They can be accepted almost everywhere they go, even go into porn and take vids of them sucking their own cocks yet apparently society is so mean to them.
Fucking entitled mentally ill lunatics.
Anyone else enjoy drinking Kava? What are some good stores that have high quality instant powder for good prices?
I haven't had Kava in years but I used to enjoy it a lot.
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What's it supposed to do? I never felt much from drinking it
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>kava
kratom master race
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>>39570164
Enjoy liver dmg
Cbd master race
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>hey anon, what are you listening to?
please go away
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And they expect and answer like
"Despacito, wanna hear?"
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Part Rock Anthem
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>>39570133
>It's just some recordings of your mom's moans from last night
Only valid response
How can I like chad when I prefer this? There are robots that look "better" than him so what's your excuse?
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>>39570107
he's white and im not
his bone structure is miles better than mine
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>>39570107
He is a chad, just twinky.
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>>39570107
How do I get that kind of hair?
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Today is my birthday. I like spooky things and gothic lolita. Could /r9k/ make this a spooky gothic thread for my birthday?
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you want me to just dump what I have?
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>>39570174
hell yes bud
it would literally make my day
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>>39570064
>Could /r9k/ make this a spooky gothic thread for my birthday?
They could, but probably won't.
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discord gg DSrzSc
come join us and sing sabaton songs with me when this niggity whiggity rap music ends
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>>39570058
>Pic
Is that...the chaddiest beta?
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>>39570167
me in highschool lad i promise if you join vc i got a story about yugioh cards
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semiactive vc discord
/qmdUqp3
No fembotsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
serious question. would any of you get mad if i murdered someone? like, just for fun. None of you would tell on me, right? you'd keep it secret, right??
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>>39569991
Your secrets safe with me ohpee
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>>39570020
ok glad that's clear!
maybe i can record it and you can watch !!!! maybe even tell me which body parts i chop off in what order!
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I would tell on you.
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My whole life people have been telling me I'm extremely intelligent and extremely evil. I don't feel like either of those things. Wtf? Pic related is my /soc/fu.
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>>39569905
i dont think you're either of those things either
you should become an accountant
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>>39569905
>extremely intelligent
>still doesn't realize the superiority of dog cooch over flappy gross human snatch
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Intelligent people don't come here.
>"cum in my ass anon"
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if i get dubs ok
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>>39569854
And then I wake up with my underwear drenched in my own jizz
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>>39569946
Hmm, that's not what happened after when a girl told me that. I just fell asleep on top of her with my cock still inside her ass.
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>Tfw I have zero sexual charisma
I talk to plenty of women very regularly. I just can't make any of them attracted to me because my conversations with girls are dry, non-sexual and non-flirty.
I cannot flirt. I basically speak to girls as if they were other men, because I have no idea of any other way to do it.
What am I supposed to do when I just have no ability to be sexual or flirty with women?
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>>39569820
I know the feel. My main problem is my complete inability to start or maintain conversations.
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It's not about what you say, it's about physical and eye contact, your expression and the tone of your speech.
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>>39570365
Yeah, I don't have any of that either. I can't look at women with that flirty/lustful gaze that you need to pull them in.
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25+ Thread
Good looks, romantic success, money... choose one, maybe
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>>39569777
Good digits for a good thread
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>nice digits
OP is 100% correct, I am ugly and poor but at least I am not a virgin.
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>woke up at 1 am again
Good thing I'm a neet.