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Bitch made by 100 lb Asian girl 2017-06-16 07:12:53 Post No.37754694
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Bitch made by 100 lb Asian girl
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Today I got Handcuff whipped like a bitch during Law enforcement training.
Afterwards She swings by my room to see if I'm Ok because she went full force instead of just 40%. Looking genuinely sorry
I tell her I'm fine and she leaves kinda down.
My Roomate later tells me later that same chick had the biggest crush on me, wanted to come inside and I just turned her down like a idiot.
Why am I cursed with such High grade autism ?
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>>37754694
I love it when normalfags turn down their opportunities.
Kek.
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>>37754694
If she starts fucking someone else as soon as you """"reject"""" her... What are you losing? A slut that will let you down as soon as you fall ill, or go out of town for a week.
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Take her out for a coffee.
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Who's /ticklefetish/ here 2017-06-16 07:09:57 Post No.37754646
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Who's /ticklefetish/ here
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I can't fapping watching tickle torture porn videos
Help...
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>>37754646
Correction, I can't stop fapping to tickle torture porn videos.
HELP!!!
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>>37754646
Probably the most tame fetish I've seen on here in awhile, you're fine mate
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>>37754682
y-you really originally think so?
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You don't know what kind of hell I live in.
Okay let's start, 6'9" so I grew up different from others. They were a jealous of my height so I usually didn't talk to them. That's how I became robot.
Now my dad, he's a player. Not chad, too drunk for that. He always told me since I was tall that I would be well endowed and women would love that. He's been telling me that since I was 7 and he divorced my mom. Nowadays I'm 7.5 inches dick, and when the last roastie I tried to get me succ off, she just laughed at it. Its not that thick either.
Fuck chodes and fuck black guys
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>>37754565
>dickletposter trying to be subtle with his shit b8
kys
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>>37754604
How the fuck is this bait you nigger
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>>37754662
here's your last reply before your shit thread dies
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Stories about fucking up a job interview? Help me feel better
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>>37754535
I guess I fucked one up about a week ago. It was actually 2 in a row that ended up lasting for an hour but I haven't heard from them since. They can sense the social ineptitude radiating off me.
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>>37754535
>Have a job interview at 4 pm for bartending.
>Perfect shave, great suit. Im looking good
>I show up am really relaxed and confident
>Have a great interview
>Get hired become friends with manager
>Still working there to this day
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>>37754535
I fucked up the first few I did. I haven't done any since.
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>college comp class
>roastie wants me to review her final draft
>tells me to be brutally honest
>stranger so dgaf
>look through paper
>absolute ass
>tismal 2nd grader with palsy could scribble something better
>tell her everything wrong with it
>looks sour
>calls me and asshole and takes paper to chad
>chad skims through
>tells her its good
>turns in
>gets a fucking 37 on midterm
>drops class
>calls me an asshole in the hallway one day
Reminder that woman are stupid
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If you haven't watched this anime before you're just a fucking normie that needs to get the fuck off my board.
Anime died after 2009.
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>foorchann is le anime forum'me LOL!
Haha yeah I agree, fellow oldfag.
Just to verify you're one of us, answer this riddle
(put your answer in the option field so people dont see it haha)
What do you call a smart, older, experienced person ?
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>>37754504
>seto_no_hanayome
It's one of the funnier anime I remember from that era.
At the time, I thought Hayate no Gotoku would be the only funny anime I'd like.
I especially enjoyed how they'd become Fist of the North Star characters.
My mom didn't make my coffee yet
so mad HKRjw
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>>37754502
coffee bump
bump for coffee
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Has anyone ever seen a therapist just because they don't feel right? For the last few years, I've felt general anxiety and an acute sense of inadequacy and incompetence. Its making me pretty miserable. I just woke up from a horrific stress dream, the final message of it being "You need to see a therapist. The things you are feeling are not normal and can be fixed." I'm really considering it but I still feel strange going to a shrink just because I feel "off."
What is a therapist (Psychiatrist, because I don't want drugs) visit like?
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Am I sad and pathetic if I don't have a job?
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a memoir to based tranny phantom https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4e2EeueywBg
he had a low kill count but high meme potential
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>>37754485
I'm not going to watch that right now, but hopefully it's good
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>>37754580
i hope so as well friend
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>tfw no prepper bf
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Has someone ever asked you to kick them in the balls ? Why and what happened ?
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Is this cum too yellow?
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look like le maynasie
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>>37754343
It's PUREBRED 100% male cum
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>>37754293
custardy desu
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going homeless next week. what are the best places to sleep to avoid being assraped? what cities in the 4 corner states are the safest?
also, general homeless discussion
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>>37754267
No idea, I'd suggest woods or a cave if you can find it. Go Man vs Wild on that shit. Good luck dude.
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>>37754267
Go down to Florida, homeless are treated okay here please you're not going to die from the cold
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>Participate in 12 hour smoking and drinking session pop 2 xanax
>pass out on floor in puddle of drool and throat puke
>still feeling really fucking good
>zero visual or physical coordination to find door to bathroom
>pee in 40oz old english bottle which still had some left over
>pass out lighting bong bowls
>wake up in middle of night and take 3 swigs of beerpiss by accident thinking its water
>slightly disgusted but more interested if its possible to redose on drug remnant xanax-weed-beer piss concoction
I think I might just die anyday now honestly. There just isn't a single fuck left and i'm addicted to pleasure island. Hedonism is just too satiating.
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>>37754262
>i'm addicted to pleasure island
>drinking shitty malt liquor, smoking shit and taking benzos
Start using heroin. That's where the real pleasure is that. Literally better than sex/orgasms.
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>>37754380
I take vyvanse too but its prescribed and I know enough not to mix it with downers.
I am terrified of trying heroin just hearing others describe the experience informs me I shouldn't even try it once. The benzo/weed/beer combo is cheaper and the level of pleasure is just fine for me.