I get horny everytime i see this fucking banner.
>he doesn't have adbloc
k-y-s
>>36448939
Everyone post your favorite banners!
>>36449017
This or the lightning mecha gif
How do you respond to a text message to confirm an appointment?
>Hi Anon, it's [therapist]. Just confirming your appointment tomorrow at 11:00
You see I know it's incredibly autistic to have to ask, but what do I say? Just 'yes'?
Just say, "okay, thank you", and leave it at that you autist.
>>36448933
"ok thanks see you tomorrow"
I would also like to know.
Usually I just say "Ok" or "I'll see you at (time)"
It's awkward.
Music>>TV series>>Video games>>>>>>>>>Movies
This is fact
>>36448929
>enjoying tv series
Are you retarded ?
>>36449056
>Not enjoying game of thrones
Are you retarded?
>>36449101
AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
Sure thing buddy what a piece of art! keep wasting your life with hours and hours of that shit. Remember to but the merch so everyone can understand how intelligent you are!
l love being a woman. Especially nowaddays.
FinaIly, with the protection of the state, we can assume our role as the dominant gender. We can beat the shit out of our husbands, emotionally torment them, even cheat on them and there is nothing they can do about it and ugly men will never have a chance to even be with us.
For example, my husband filed for divorce a little over uh year ago when he discovered I was cheating on him. I wasn't even ashamed when he walked in on me fucking another man, because I was sick of him and his bullshit inability to satisfy me sexually. I continued to sleep with my black lover for weeks after he found out, sometimes even while my husband was home. He had to listen to us fucking and me getting pleased by a superior massive black cock while he slept on the couch. He eventually lost it and smacked me, giving me just the justification I needed to press assault charges and file for a restraining order. Under advice of legal counsel, I cleaned out our joint checking account and froze it and froze our credit cards while he was in jail, to prevent him from being able to afford to hire a competent lawyer.
Yesterday, I was awarded full ownership of the house, custody of the children he doesn't even realize aren't his, 1,450 dollars a month in child support, 3,725 dollars a month in alimony and basically suffered no consequence for being unfaithful. All this for being willing and able to take a smack across the face :)
He whined like a litle bich to the judge, claiming he had to get a roommate now, because he can't afford to rent an apartment by himself and pay me what he owes me. So pathetic.
and then my "rolling stones" post counts as unoriginal
How many times will this be posted?
I know this is bait but whatever
>protection of the state
Only in so far as you don't push a man too far. The government cannot stop him from killing you. The government can only prosecute him afterwards.
Lots of roasties commit this very common mistake.
What could you do right now in the next 60 minutes to make your life better?
Why aren't you doing it?
I can only fuck up more
practice a talent i can be proud of
i am lazy and lack motivation entirely
maybe i should go outside
I want to fuck my sister /r9k/. What should I do?
Buy a fleshlight or male sex toy(s) of your choosing. Leave your sister alone.
>>36448806
Stop listening to /r9k/ bullshit.
Stop posting on "hug your sister" threads.
Stop falling for blatant tricks made on your on anonymous imageboards
>>36448806
Fuck herright in the pussy
This may just be the most original post out there.
>being depressed about your looks
It's 2017, there's a solution for everything. Post similar pictures if you have them
>>36448782
You can't fix a long midface
>>36448782
Not everyone can just drop 50k on plastic surgery.
Take the Looksmaxpill
>just sent my oneitis a lengthy and detailed email about why my life is so miserable and why im destined to die alone, and soon
how long til i have a gf?
Post it!
Now anon! I demand it!
Bumpong for intrest
You're already in a relationship/she's attracted to you, she won't wanna put up with your insecurity bullshit. Ya blew it, OP...
IiteralIy why?
>>36448739
to poo and pee
>>36448779
damn, great minds think alike
Female "plumber"
R9k's new mascot since /pol/ ruined pepe.
Nu-pepe. We need this.
>no one likes him
>cannot get the qt he wants
>basically as fringe as characters go these days
Alright, start drawing then. I want at least 10 nupepes ON MY DESK by 5.
>>36448727
>pol ruined pepe
It only made it greater anon, fuckoff to faceberg and twatter.
>>36448810
Tfw i cannot draw
Aw fugg
I turned 19 last month, and I am still a kissless virgin. I am in college, and I just don't know how to approach girls. I don't even try to because I know I am ugly and I will probably just stutter like a nervous wreck if anything gets flirtatious.
Am I destined to remain celibate? Is there any hope for me?
>>36448689
NINE-TEEN WOW
SCREENCAP THIS ONE BOIZ WE GOT A RECORD HOLDER HERE
Jk normie you're completely unexceptional. Go watch some Netflix.
>>36448824
this
I'm 26 KV but don't go around whining liek a bitch
>>36448856
26 high five dude.
I'm chilling at a coffee shop, posting on /areninekay/. It's my daily routine to avoid my family and friends, though I fear bumping into them in public.
I have acute social anxiety, but I'm not afraid to talk to people. I fear being judged, so I end up shutting the conversation down when it starts to get personal. I don't want anyone know how much of a loser I am.
I'll be forever alone because I know how shitty I am. How much I fucked up in my life. How ugly I am without my hat on, and the acne on my body.
But that's all good, because life is beautiful. I make some money teaching kids the guitar. That's all I can handle right now.
cool dude im sittin in my room drinkin beer eating chips and scratching my nuts with my greasy chip fingers
>>36448934
What kind of chips and beer? I need to know.
>Life is beautiful
Objectively false, my friend. All life is hideous and reliant on the induced suffering of living things. To live is immoral. No man, no living thing, can be considered "good" or "beautiful" knowing this.
Stop masturbating.
Stop watching porn.
Stop going on the internet all the time.
Stop using devices all the time.
Stop watching anime.
Stop eating junk food.
Stop being lazy.
Stop worshiping women.
Stop being degenerate.
Stop insisting with the fiction that my posts are not original. They are original.
There's wood to chop my husband. Stop posting on 4chan.
>>36448597
>Stop posting
>>36448666
>wood
>>36448666
Bitch stop using devices I literally just told you to stop using devices
>mom has a black gf now
>she is fucking younger than me
>she keeps making fun of me, mom kicks me out when she comes over
>im pretty sure she's been in my room
i think the universe is telling me the time has come to take my life...
Lynch her first
How about you get your own house, leech?
>>36448588
The universe is telling you that you need to move out of your mother's place.
How does it feel that I spend all my neetbucks on video games? I wonder if the video games industry would even survive if the government didn't pay neetbucks.
>>36448571
I feel like you're a retard, why buy games? I'd rather invest on shitcoins.
>>36448571
How does it feel that I don't care that you have nothing better to do in your life than run around in virtual worlds to escape the harsh reality of your real, pathetic life?
I'm in a very similar situation, only I don't use government funds to escape from my shitty life, and I certainly don't come here to rub it in everyone's face as if I'm better than anyone else here for it.
Oh, and I don't play games. Instead I act like an edgelord and manipulate people online for kicks.
>>36448571
do me a favor and start thinking about what you're going to do in an in the future if you have any kind of emergency in other words start saving your money
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sC4zkJgUC1A