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Just bee urself guys xDDD

Height and face don't matter brah it's all confidence

I know a 5'2 Indian guy that slays pussy like crazy

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>>34018520
Dude on the right obviously is still transitioning. He's bulking. Once he starts cutting to shed that extra fat, and invest in some skin cream and a better haircut he'll be slaying pussy

>>34018520
Why does this giant faggot looks like his whole face was stung by a bee

>>34018511
because age doesn't matter for women

get this into your retarded brain

>>34018511
Love never dies
ROSE
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>>34018511
>"Why are robots obsessed with Rose?"
>Asks the anon who made the thread about her.

>>34018456
>Parents have sex to produce kids to contribute to society
>All kids do is whine and complain on internet forums then kill themselves months later upon reaching adulthood so they don't contribute
What's the point in procreating?

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>>34018518
>what's the point in procreating?
Why do you think we commit suicide in the first place?

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The spam filter has no fucking use at all, the only thing it does is fuck up posts, and make people visit threads less, its done more bad than good, when you can't answer like how you would in real life, and have to make a bull shittingly long sentence, because (ur cumant wus 2 ungoegino), you just stop giving a fuck about talking.

>be black
>never had gf

>>34018462
Yeah but youre probably really fat or sonething. Im 6'0 average with a good haircut and i dress well. My black equivalent would be chad as fuck

>>34018450
Nahh, that really doesn't help anon.
Chicks don't sick around if you're black.
You just become a novelty, they want you dick once, and then get bored and want stability.

>>34018429
Go to the darkest, most dangerous ghetto to get BLACKED

>>34018429
be cured of my social anxiety and insecurities and be the biggest manipulative slut around

I'd kill myself and rid the world of that feminist cunt

>>34018400
I'm not doing nofap because it's a meme.
when i was a conscript in the military i couldn't fap for 12 month though. Did not make me a better person.

>>34018400
because i get horny as shit and want to fuck every girl is see on the streets. maybe i would rape one if i don't fap, so no nofap for me.

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>>34018400
Fapped for the first time this year this morning. It wasn't very good, but I ejaculated more than I ever have before. I felt like shit the past 2 weeks, was incredibly moody and irritable, slept all day and didn't have energy for anything. Pic related is how I've felt all day today. Crazy how different people react to this.

End of the year hugs from female friends are the most I can get. Ironically holding hands with female friends in the park, one that is 50% lesbian and the other that has like 7 dudes rimming her asshole at any given month.

My only good male friend is a diabetic autist.

How the fuck do I get more male friends?

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>>34018375
>female friends

GET OUT NORMALFAGGOT REEEEEEEEEEEEEE GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT

>>34018419
Calm down you shit. I feel feminized. I go with them to the mall and watch them stuff their filthy bodies with fried chicken. I have 2% chance to fuck them and that is rape included. One is fat, the other ugly and I'm mostly complaining about the lack of male friends.

Are you that starved for attention?

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Reverse kelptomatic lol

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>tfw always pickpocketed kids at school
>during breaks I went back into the classroom and went through bags
>nobody suspected me because I had the best grades and was a background person
>could easily pay for my alcohol addiction
>was never found out
Weird feel.

>>34018291
tastes like death

Probably depends on the chicken, but looks gross as hell.

Raw chicken!

lol

>>34018281
get a hairdresser to come inside

buy an shaving machine and do it ursekf

>>34018281
You don't really need a haircut. Just let it grow. I mean who are we kidding, you're not going to get a gf any time soon anyway so why does it matter?

Yes. The level of smugness is unbearable.

Sometimes internet comics really make me worry about my pro-capitalist mindset because they truly are the only media driven solely by consumer demands and they all suck shit hardcore.

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Remember all those AWFUL things that happened in 2016?

why? why are you so obsessed with chads, forget them you losers and focus on your life

>>34018270
what is their to focus on though?
They are the pinnacle the person everyone wants to be around to have as a friend to employ to be
we are the failures vilified by everyone and used as scapegoats for whatever bullshit happens to cross their minds no one wants to employ us to be around us or befriend us thus that is why we strive to be chad why we obsess over chad
but we cannot become chad.

There wasn't a true Chad in my class. The most popular guy was about 5'10 with curly hair and athletic. He has a serious gf and works for done kind of film production company now.

why not die of hypothermia instead?
that's mother nature's sleeping pill OD

>>34018177
Swill them all down with some whiskey, you'll feel nice and warm when you go.

I'm not sure about this though. I've woken up in a hospital after an OD on Wellbutrin before with my parents around me crying. Not fun.

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Just be glad your roof isn't leaking, anon.

>>34018152
>liking the sun
winter is better and cozy as fuck.

>>34018152

>liking the sun

Fuck off back to Tumblr you stupid normie fuck

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>>34018139
Brother, love you as I do, I simply cannot enable this behavior of yours. In good conscience, no oats can I give to you.

You have been doing naught but lazing about the pen for weeks on end after your coming of age. The oats that I give to thee, while they nourish you, teach you nothing about the ways of this world. It is time you find your own oats, even if my own heart breaks to watch you suffer.

>this artist died without us ever knowing their name

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Tell me about the pig! Why does it want the oats?