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If you get dubs you have to do what the first reply tells you to do.
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Cum on your face
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>>34479287
No one will get dubs in this thread.
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leave /r9k/ foreverevereverever
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At what point did you realize your hatred of normies, lust for a beta uprising, hatred of impure deviant women and Jews aligns perfectly with Christianity?
Why haven't you started going to Church? Atheism leads to Darwinism in the dating world, Chads take all.
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god isnt real
oregano pasta sauce
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>You're a Christian, aren't you, anon?
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>Why haven't you started going to Church?
Keep forgetting Sunday is Sunday until it's high noon and Orthodox churches are a rare commodity in Middle America
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Reddit has spread farther into /r9k/ than I originally thought
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Well come on, Anon! What are you waiting for?
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>>34479242
4 >1 > 2
3 and 5 can clean up
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>>34479242
>What are you waiting for?
the girl with the penis to arrive desuyo
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>>34479242
waiting for the girl I love
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It's Saturday night, what's everyone doing? Just watched star gate, pupper and gf are asleep and I'm thinking of playing dark souls.
You guys happy?
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>>34479218
>pupper and gf are asleep and I'm thinking of playing dark souls.
This is literally the most normie sentence i've seen in a while.
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I don't know what's more insulting; the fact you're a dipshit normie with a gf or you being a dipshit normie with a gf playing meme souls 5 years too late
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>>34479277
Err I'm not a normal, I've been 4chinnin for years. How are you? Are you ok?
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>tfw getting D-s in my stupid arts degree
>tfw failure at life
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>>34479209
D's still get degrees.
Is it through a lack of effort, or understanding?
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>>34479209
Maybe you're too original an artist to succeed in their classes. Perhaps switch to a STEM degree.
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>>34479285
Maybe both. Last semester I got straight A-s and this semester I'm getting Ds in everything but religion
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Hey Robots let me fuel your hate for women cause I feel like I need some self-depreciation.
I've always been a Stacy, no problem fucking anyone or anything (since I'm bi, both girls and guys) and I started quite early.
I've cheated twice - once when I was 13, on my first boyfriend and once when I was 15, on a short term long distance one.
This never mattered because I didn't think anyone would ever find out. I'm pretty shit at empathising so treating people wrongly was never a problem for me.
A few months ago I met a robot. He's one of those who was a KV even though his face and personality is at least 8/10, and he is 6ft. For me it was love at first sight.
Things were going super good until today when I for some reason thought its a good idea to say that years ago when I was 13 and 15 I cheated on my boyfriends.
Guess it does matter after all, he walked out.
Rekt Stacy. For once I didn't get my way. One point goes to you, robots.
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>>34479177
I'm sorry to hear that anon. I mean he probably just thought you would do it to him too. Good luck finding a relationship in the future though. I hope you're loyal to your next bf.
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You'll get over it, dogs like you forget things quickly and then you'll find something else to entertain yourself with.
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I really love him
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>tfw buy black butler cosplay
>didnt come with the watch
>gloves are really shitty
>the one guy that got me some nice gloves on my wishlist canceled it
>didnt come with a tie
>my ties have stupid colored stripes that dont match with the rest of the suit
>dont have matching shoes
think I might just return it, nothing ever comes together perfectly
shit sucks
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>>34479162
>black butler cosplay
AYO, WHERE DA WHITE WYMIN AT MUH NIGGA?
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>>34479220
>he isnt a weeb
get atta here you normie
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>>34479259
>Being trash
Sorry, Koreans and Chinese have better cultures than the chongese
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>tfw no fat girl to eat me and belch while i digest into fat
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>tfw hate life
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>tfw wake up and still not dead
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>tfw wake up and still not dad
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ITT: things that trigger normalfags
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>>34479141
Hawaiian pizza is damn good. I have never understood why people don't like it. Pineapple goes fantastic with savory flavors.
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Pineapple topping is patrician tier taste.
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>>34479159
>>34479213
>>34479141
>Not being a pineapple cuck is being a normalfag
Limpwrist nu-males ITT
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"It's complete Igor. A Microsoft computer in every normie's home. Every Chad's & Stacy's home. Every neet and loser's basement. Just say the word and I will activate Stage 2."
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How can we stop them? What's their endgame?
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>>34479138
t. tim cook
Microsoft is the most based company and has always been.
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>>34479176
Not sure if this is ironyposting, shillposting, postshillposting, or some fucked up combination of all 3
What have you done anon? Why?
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Fill one of these out. Perhaps you can find a gf, or at least a bro.>tfw you were almost near-perfect for someone, but they never responded with contact info
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Go to /soc/ if you want a hook up you fucking dickhead.
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>>34479214
fuck off, we're full
(this was an original post)
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Bumping your thread senpai
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Is Ann Coulter redpilled?
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>>34479095
If by redpilled you mean stupid as fuck, then yes.
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spics BTFO
Coulter knows how to handle leftist bullshit
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>>34479095
>Woman trying to understand social problems
>Woman trying to understand
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>mfw Trump is actually following through on his campaign promises
WTF? It was fun when supporting trump was a good way to piss off normies, but what if he takes away our neetbux? How do we convince trump that we deserve autism bucks?
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>>34479080
>we're gonna ban the terrorists
>saudi arabia not on the list
goldstein gets more ruthless every year
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>>34479119
Well the saudi arabs are not terrorists. They simply share their race with a people who are terrorists.
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>>34479080
trump is a rich asshole
he pisses off normies and pisses on neets
you deserve what you get for voting for him
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experience with whorehouses
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there's a great place right next door to my house
>just ring the bell
>an older lady greets you and bring you to a room with a comfy chair
>About 20 hot women do a cat walk around you
>you pick your favorite
>she leads you to a bedroom
>50 euros for fuck, 20 more for anal
any other robots frequent similar places?
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any experiences at all?
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Saw somethibg like this in Harold and kumar
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That sounds way to cheap. Where are you from?
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There's an elderly woman at my work who always sets the office computer wallpaper to some stupid normalfag meme bullshit. It's usually something with Minions, or cat macros or some shit. Yesterday, though, she set the picture to this.
What the fuck does this even mean?
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>>34479031
It's because the woman is supposed to be his side chick. She's listed as "pizza hut" to hide her from his real gf.
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>>34479031
it means he has her number saved under "pizza hut", meaning that he has a real gf that he's hiding this side chick from
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Thats a twitter meme among black people where the woman in the picture is seen as mad or crying because the man has done something with the ulterior motive to have sex with the woman.
with black people, when they cheat on their girlfriends they dont save the number as the girls name. they change the name to something inconspicuous like Pizza Hut. the girl in this photo used his phone to call pizza hut and realized shes the girl hes cheating with.