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Should I get a daki to deal with the loneliness?
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Aren't they expensive? I wouldn't want one of these things unless it was cheap enough that I could throw it away after realizing I was pathetic enough to sleep with an anime girl pillow.
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>>39664175
I really don't think that getting a pillow with a cartoon girl drawn on it qualifies as dealing with loneliness.
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>>39664291
I've only ever seen the covers, and they're generally in the 50 buck range.

>You wake up in ur grave
>God is looking through your SIns and deeds

Be honest /r9k/ do your sins over weigh your deeds
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>>39664166
Fuck no. But lucky for me, according to the Christian faith, my good deeds mean shit as far as getting into heaven goes.
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I honestly can't say. I've done good things and bad things. I've done a lot of degenerate things, but none of that actually harmed anyone. I think God says to me, "Well, at least you tried." before dropping me into the pit.
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>>39664166
>do your sins over weigh your deeds

is this retard hell? I knew I'd end up here.

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They had the same robot rage. The same unpopularity. The same anger towards the world at making them outcasts.
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No, they were failed normies as all shooters are. Robots are benevolent, and you are clearly not one of us.
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>>39664121

No, apparently they were average in popularity in high school. Edgy cyborgs? Yes.
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>>39664168
Elliot Rodger was a failed normie? Blasphemy

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How do you detach yourself from the natural instinct of wanting a gf? Every so often I will fall deeply for somebody and won't be able to get them out of my head for months.

I don't want to pursue anything with these people and I'm not interested in awkward sex. I just want to not have to concern and waste my time with this aspect of life but nature overrides this with natural instinct.

Have any of you guys managed to break the curse and overcome this?
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>>39664029
>I don't want to pursue anything
Yeah, I mean it would take away from your time spent playing video games and eating cheetos and masturbating.
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You eventually realize that every single female you will ever meet has had multiple partners or thinks you are mediocre looking and they can do better.
Then you start to only view women as co workers and sexual objects. It hurts but only in a really numb and cold way.
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>>39664351
I'd choose that over losing my mind over a girl

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I just got fired from my job

But they didn't tell me they fired me, they just took me off the schedule without talking to me at all

Is this legal?
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>>39663985
no, but what the fuck are you gonna do about it? bend over and take it, wagie
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>>39664022
u can actually take ur boss to court, did you have a contract anon?
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>>39664087
No contract, it was at will employment, but I was under the impression that while they don't need much of a reason to fire me, they would at least have to tell me, right?

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>major disaster happens
>president does nothing but go on tv to say "this is bad mmmkay"

Just once can we get a president who would be down with the salvage teams helping to clean up the mess?
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he's an out of shape old man who hasn't worked for real in decades if ever, you think he'd help much
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>>39663911
This, he'd actually just get in the way. Let the real men work.
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>putting your countries commander in chief in danger
>expecting a guy who never served his countries armed forces to do anything at all for his country

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>be lonely pedo
>want to buy loli sex doll online so I can dress her up and make sweet passionate love making
>live in jew country so can't import directly or will die in jail
>read about some special shipping carriers that will deliver stuff for you under the table
>decide to go for it
>spending thousands on my perfect loli sex doll
>talk to carrier and they say they can do it but it will take a lot longer to get to me
>agree and pay them
>2 months go by and still no doll
>pretty much lost hope and cut my losses
>hear doorbell ring today
>two guys with a ginormous box outside my door
>its finally here
>they apologize for the delay but a bunch of shit happened
>pay the good men and rabidly start unboxing
>take my lovely girl out her box
>she's perfect and has all her clothes and accessories
>had prepared ahead of time and bought tons of little girl clothes for her
>spent 6 hours dressing her up and cuddling with her
>took a nap and snuggled with her
>mfw
This is the best day of my life. I'm not leaving my house for a week.
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>>39663800
Post pictures or else, nerd
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>>39663800
nice dubs glad to see your dreams come true
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>>39663800
I don't know about you OP but I wish to become the loli

Redpill me on robots, /r9k/. Why are they somehow special and cant get gfs? I see lots of meh and undesirables with significant others what are the guys here doing wrong
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Awkwardness, lacks the ability to form relationships, unwilling to break the daily routine cycle.
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>>39664107
This, also old robots lack the ability to feel
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>>39663784
80% of women go for 20% of men (Chads). The average guys you see with girls are betas whom girls settle for for money, resources, and security. Robots either refuse to settle or are so undesirable that they can't even get that. Most of us are relatively young, so our female peers are still riding the cock carousel. Many of us will become normies when they get dried up and settle for us.

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How many different do we have
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>>39663768
uhhhh lemme see about like uh 7
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>>39663768
different what?
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>>39663768
you tell me

organizationd

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Controversial statements on /r9k/ that are widely accepted in real life:

>a girl's past doesn't matter
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McDonald's>Tim hortons coffee
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>>39663762
>>a girl's past doesn't matter
Only accepted by white people

t. Muslim
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>>39663779
Canadians belong on r9k


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