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yeehaw my good pal

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only thing i have lol

but have a bump

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i love otters and ferrets

>>36507580
No, raising someone else's child is one of the most noble and altruistic acts a person can do.

>>36507580
Yes. It encourages unhealthy behavior and destructive relationships.

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>>36507580
No letting a nigger fuck your wife until she turns into a Twinkie is one of the most honorable things a male can do

>>36507539
For some girls it's a submission thing, it can definitely be a good sign.

I use "sir" pretty much exclusively when I'm scared.

>>36507539
She's scared of you, trying to be respectful so you don't carve her face off.

>>36507434
Is this a real profile?

>please be 6'8"

what the fuck lmao

>>36507469
It was a blowjob joke, but she also does want a tall guy

>>36507230
It was for OC and greentexts. Naturally people came here to anonymously post their embarrassing stories. Board was deleted at one point. Not surprising that people who have issues with girls and embarrassing stuff come here.

It is a ruined board though, it's trash now
Has been for a couple years

>>36507230
We were gentlemen but the feels got to us.

>>36507230
The kids of 4chan were annoyed by the robot blocking them, so they stayed away, and the older ones came here to stay. Thing is, most aren't so abnormal and leave this site while still in HS and spastic as hell. If you stay, you're a loser.

Get it now? That's how it happened.

But then word got out and newfaggot normies trolled everyone here.

Then the board pocked fun at itself at the end of the day, so as>>36507600 says it's shit now. It's not serious anymore. It's a joke.

>>36507216
How do you even manage to seduce them online? What do you say?

>>36507235
Honeyed words

One thing about all women is they're inherently self-obsessed, usually about their looks. Even if they know they're ugly (and most of them where) they still want to believe they're the prettiest thing on earth. Feed this delusion. Tell them they're smart, pretty and interesting; make them really believe it, and they'll give you whatever you want.

Don't come off as desperate, though.

>>36507216
I met a russian qt on interpals, she wants to study with me in the US

>>36507193
Oh, but we're "above such degeneracy."

>>36507193
I "joined" a gang a few years ago, 100% serious. It's actually pretty fun.

>>36507215
But we are.

>>36507076
What's the difference?

Fuck off Roberto

Post link to test

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>>36507076
what is test link

iriganol

>>36506932

almost every fembot is black
try here

Be a Niceguy

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>>36506932
Money but then again that's how you get most women

>>36506897
get a nice desk

repaint your room maybe

get some pictures for the walls or a big bookcase or something if you dont already have one. Get things organized and looking nice

>>36506897

Don't do it or yourself. Do it for others. Same reason why you make your bed, even though you're just going to arrange it before sleeping again anyway.

>>36506897
>mom wants me to redo my room
>says she'll let me design it how i want

>she'll LET me
Are you 12 or something? Why do you need mommy's permission to do something so trivial?

>>36506816
>pornhub
Normalfags OUT

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>>36506816
For me, it's the tall girl.

>>36506816
Tittyfucking for me

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I concede.

sorry, but no one asked you

>>36506704
i fell for the black meme only to get a 5 incher wth weird body odour
why do you perpetuate this false stereotype desu?

>>36506634

I'm a clingy gurl. can I be your clingy gurl , senpai?

I had a clingy, obsessive, insecure 13 year old girl who was seriously into me when I was 15. Lord knows I could have had that loli pussy if only I wasn't such a beta fag back then.

>C. Insecure girlfriend

No matter what you do, she will never believe you think she's beautiful, and will forever try to become a supermodel, destroying herself in the process.

>>36506604
It's like no one has ever told them ''shut up'' or ''I don't care''. I envy them.

I wish I fucking knew. I consider myself pretty fucking autistic and even I know when to shut the fuck up. I work with these girl who just rambles the fuck on, talking in stream of consciousness and going off on asides and if whoever she's talking to, stops listening, she just.... turns to the next person??? what the fuck

>>36506748
>she just.... turns to the next person???

Strange. They just have to get it out of their system, or they go insane.

haha nigger nigger chocolate poo person hhahahaha wanna hear a song
im an alabama niger and i wanna be freee hahahahah niggggerrrrrr

>>36506579
I had no idea telegony was a thing until now.

its pretty cool desu

Telegony is not real. I bet you still believe in phrenology.