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This gay stupid gay meme. 2017-09-04 06:27:14 Post No.39508375
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This gay stupid gay meme.
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2017-09-04 06:27:14
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Anybody else find this meme that's making the rounds lately highly triggering?
For one thing, it's a classic example of a chad who gets laughs when he says something that's not even funny (I mean the phenomenon of this meme, not the content n it).
For another, it obviously wouldn't work with a robot in the same place as the guy; if it were that way none of the normies would even notice.
For another, I can't shake the feel that this is an attempt to bring the "retard dad" trope to even younger people, that it's all a feminist conspiracy in one meme. I mean just look at the subtext: genius woman justifiably upset at chad BF who she'd never be GL enough to date more than two days in real life. There's "you go grrrrrl" and destruction of family all over this pic if you know where to look. Not trying to sound like a conspiracist here, just making connections.
It's just like, ugh. I feel that this meme is literally everything this board complains about in one meme. Nomsayin?
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>>39508375
>It's just like, ugh. I feel
You sound triggered. >>>/Tumblr
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How is this the retarded dad trope
Looks like a chad (who is meant to represent the audience) is not happy with his current gf and is looking for new meat. Nothing wrong with that.
Honestly this is a normie meme that I have gotten quite a kick out of, I like it :)
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>>39508455
If you try to hurt me like that one more time boy I'll cut your ass up.
Don't fuckin mess with me FAGGOT.
We Tumblr, nao, bitch. Accept it or DIE.
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>try to make nacho cheese
>Fail
Who else /bad cook/ here?
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learn from your mistakes and you won't be retarded
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>>39508243
YOU JUST
FUCKING
MELT IT
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>>39508288
I don't think I put enough cheese, it came out tasting bad. Also I used soy vanilla milk instead of real milk since I was out of milk.
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Have a blood blister like the one on the right on the side of my toe
What do
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>>39508217
Drink some cucumbers, cucumbers contain silica, a trace mineral that strengthens the connective tissues in the skin. Then let it heal on its own.
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>>39508217
Move to a country with mandatory health insurance.
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>>39508217
Poke it with a needle, it's what I would do.
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im picke rick!!!!!! any robot rick and morty fans here?
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yeah god is not real
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BURRRRPP. XDDD
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>>39508210
He's a pickle and he says rick. Classic!
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First day of school
Why am I always streesed out on that day?
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>>39508208
What grade are you starting, OP?
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>>39508416
Pre-K
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We have 4 years of high school so I am starting 3rd grade
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it's time for bed r9k
sweet dreams
i hope you all have wonderful snoozes where you end up with the person of your dreams and have good sex and live happily ever after with no major problems in your relationship
sleep tight, robots
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Nighty night. I have a lot of shit to do tomorrow sadly.
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>>39508188
i hope you all have a nice comfy rest snuggled under some cozy blankets and have a healthy 8 hours where you aren't woken abruptly by the need to get up to get a drink or to pee
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>>39508197
i hope you accomplish all of your things successfully and also maintain your health and mental stability while doing so!!!
Anonymous
The Ultimate Childhood Trauma Thread 2017-09-04 06:11:17 Post No.39508173
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The Ultimate Childhood Trauma Thread
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2017-09-04 06:11:17
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Ok, bots. Now is the time to dissect your limitless psychological baggage!
What are some things in your childhood that left a permanent negative impact on you? Are there specific events, or an overarching problem?
I'll be posting my personal horrific shit in replies. I posted some of it in other threads yesterday so if my stories seem familiar, that's why.
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>>39508173
>Parents were poor and lazy
>They never let me leave the house apart from school because they didn't want to deal with any trouble I'd get into and I had nothing to do at home but watch whatever my father had on the tv
>Sat in my room mostly just staring out the window thinking about running away
That went on until I was like 16 and moved out and instantly became happier but still forever crippled by it. It's probably a big part of why I can't make or keep friends.
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More like late childhood but my mom let me be sexually exploited by an older woman and it's stuck with me pretty bad in some ways.
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>>39508173
My childhood was good and uneventful. However i have autism, and can barely function in most contexts.
I often wish i had a traumatic event to blame, but i can only blame genetics and myself
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Are we better off throwing mgtows and redpillers under the bus and just accepting women as they are?
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Ostracizing red pillers and mgtows can only make the board better
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>>39508161
>Are we better off throwing mgtows and redpillers under the bus and just accepting women as they are?
Thats exactly what these philosophies teach. MGTOW is retarded but the end result is the same.
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>>39508161
Been here for years and the redpilled have ALWAYS been the majority here..idk why you want to throw most of the people who post here under the bus desu
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It's edging hours.....baby
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edging destroys your dopamine reward system.
You're addicted to porn, stop, get help, do whatever.
even if you were a lay down and rot neet you would be happier playing vidya.
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>tfw edging feels better than cumming and you see that little bit of cum drip down your cock and use it as lube
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>>39508189
>You're addicted to porn, stop, get help, do whatever.
>tfw on porn feel like shit and can't do anything
>advocate for nofap / noporn to friend but he says it's totally fine
I guess you should go case by case. For me porn is worse than heroin, but for some people it's ok.
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ok, i need someone to mock me for my latest autism. I was emailing my oneitis and i decided to say this
>Anyway how is your house, you're probably all moved in and already finished putting nails into all the walls. It's apparently really hot there this week too. You're probably just lying around the house naked, your long flowing hair covering up your big tits
i don't know why i said it, but it just felt right. anyway what do you all think
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>>39508112
You were fine until the last line. Hopefully you could play it off as a joke or else your fucked. And not in the good way.
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I forgot to add "oneitis" to the filter list. whoops.
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>>39508112
>having her email
Whoa dude why are you taking advice from me. I couldn't get that far.
But for real just try to play it off like you're drunk or high
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I want a girlfriend who only does it in the butt 2017-09-04 06:04:38 Post No.39508090
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I want a girlfriend who only does it in the butt
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How do I find someone who doesn't do vaginal sex and has anal sex all the time? I'm not attracted to guys and vagina stuff doesn't turn me on like anal sex porn does.
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>>39508090
i got you fampai
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxUJNXdCNGE
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>>39508090
You will be revolted by the smell almost immediately. Focus on getting a girl first before making specifications
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That's a thought I've had myself. Maybe try a fetish site if you're cute or hung? I don't know what it'd take to make a girl a personal anal queen
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what are some movies about a protagonist who struggles in the real world but seeks companionship
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>>39508035
any generic romance film?
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Taxi driver, of course
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>>39508035
The Double if you actually want something to stimulate you.
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>Humanity is worthless in the grander scale of the universe
>Any of the universe's secrets being revealed is well beyond anyone here's lifetime
>All of our social constructs are nothing more than illusions meant to keep us addicted
>One day we will die, and for the last time someone will remember we existed, and we will be gone physically and mentally from the face of existence
>Still too autistic to get a gf
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Embrace the suck, nigga
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Why do you even want a girlfriend? In one hundred years it isn't going to matter.
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>>39508061
because i want to feel good with what there is now
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Quazola
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Why don't you pay an escort to lose your virginity anon?
You do know there are benefits to it?
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because no matter how pathetic i am at least i know i'm not pathetic enough to actually pay for sex
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Sex is not important to me. Money is very important to me.
Therefore it is not rational for me to give up money for sex.
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>>39508039
Do you know what will happen once you hit 27 and you're still a virgin?