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>>36317132
Are you guys celebrating?

>mom cooked a bunch of food yesterday
>the house is spotless
>aroma of delicious food is in the air
>It's so quiet and cozy rn
>waiting for parents to come home from church so we can all eat
>later I'll retreat into my room and watch anime

Having a ham dinner, I am building a work bench in the garage, Jesus was a carpenter allegedly.

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>>36317222
Comfy trips for a comfy day.

Yes iktf. Feels even better than baiting for (You)s on an italian bruschetta drying forum.

>having ugly guy friends

You're not a real fembot. All my guy friends are at minimum 6/10's and 6 feet tall.

>>36317125
This is why i hate women. Why do you dislike people who love you. If there was one woman on planet earth that had feelings for me i'd jump in the air out of joy.

going to give this thread the old bumparoonie

Get mental help, you sound insane

>>36317657

I don't think there's anything much more insane than believing in free will.

It is completely illogical. Either your thoughts and actions are the causal products of prior events (so they're not free), or they're up to "randomness" (still not free, by definition uncontrollable).

Neither of those is compatible with free will.

>>36317056
They finally get an opportunity to fight. The media and education system have prevented young men from partaking in the most primal activity. I'd love to fight someone

They'll think it'll just be like their vidya gaymes and doing 360s on towel heads.

>>36317056
men need a primal need to kill and battle, the jews have been restricting that basic need so men are breaking, ie: trannies, homosexuals, mgtow, shut ins.

You have to try to just b yourself

Robots don't meddle in the affairs of others, they merely observe. Deprogram yourself or go.

>>36316947
Fuck off with that tired ass meme

>>36316952
You can't feel sorry for yourself if you didn't try everything in your power to get out of your current situation.

I'm 24, I have no friends, never had, and I'm sick and tired of it. I will do everything I can to get better. Only then I will give up if I fail, and probably off myself in the process.

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>Dierdre
Never have kids

>When
Megan or Ellen if my fantasy wife can't think of anything better.

>>36316893
>When you have a daughter what will you name her?
Roastie

>vein on tits
never knew I had this fetish

>>36316890
Fuck those are some huge nipples. Can she even feed kids with those?

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>>36316943
veiny tits are great and so are giant areolae. They make the difference between a busty woman and a true titcow.

literally all you had to do was go to church, sit there and pretend you cared. how fucking hard can that possibly be?

>>36316872
Remember to tell your sister and mother you love them

>>36316908
Hey fuck you buddy

I am with my family but I never got to know them. So here I am sitting here alone while everyone is around me talking. My mom actually interrupted the big table of people and said "My son Anon here is a Genetic Engineer! What do you guys think? Anon tell them what you want to do." They mumbled and then went back to talking. Just cuck my shit up.

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>tfw I can't find a qt switch boy to be in a relationship with

I can only find either prison gay tops or beta pure bottoms.

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>tfw you will never lick a butthole

>>36316891
That means you are picky, but maybe I'm wrong and all of us are just that ugly.

>that feel when
It's that face when you autist, stop posting.

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>>36317344
>It's that face when
>tfw you fucked it up

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>>36317344
Well buddy I hate to break it to ya...

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here is the template i used

>>36316732
>knife
>not gun
yuropor detected

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I usually wear clothes n stuff haha

flocculence

icosidodecahedron

Cardiorespiratory

>>36316714
shut the fuck up. earth is round
proof:

when it's night somewhere it's day somewhere else

all planets are spherical. occam's razor


fuk off

>>36316785
It's not that the Earth isn't round it's that nice and won't release a real photo of the Earth. In every new photo they released keeps changing

>>36316858
I know it's weird, but listen to me I have this theory

ISS is 400 km form earth. You CAN'T take a photo of Earth form there because it's just too near here

hence almost all full earth photos from ISS are shopped-cut-cropped shit they are eager to sell

legit ISS earth photos are these:
https://www.nasa.gov/feature/top-15-earth-images-of-2015

we have a photo of the full earth which is absolutely legit, which is the photo from the moon

>>36316706

If you have nothing to offer, then yes.

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>>36316706
>tfw there are tons of horny, chubby femanons on /soc/
>none of them are near you

>>36316738
And what exactly must one offer to attain a chubby girl?

>>36316682
about all of them

>>36316697
This. I fucking hate life.

Oh look its cuck bait thread 939939393993. It would be nice if got some moderation on this board.