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robot music?
violent autistic loner core?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7Rhcvq5owE
Oneohtrix Point Never. R Plus Seven.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMKhq8l_9mI
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>>34917940
Recommend rammstein, especially if you dont understand german
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Have you ever walked in on someone having sex, anons? I just found my crush having sex with my twin brother
>In love with qt3.14 asian grill since I was in middle school
>Barely talk to her because I am autistic
>Brother mentions to me one night he has yellow fever
>me_too.jpg
>He tells me he's met a girl and he's going to ask her out
>"Good for you, bro."
>Fast forward through two weeks of secretly jacking off to asian grill
>My brother tells me that his new gf is coming over tonight while I'm at work
>Manager lets me leave work early
>Come home and head straight for shower
>Find that the bathroom door is open and the shower's already running
>Autistic enough to forget the my brother's gf is coming over
>Autistic enough to decide to take a shit while my brother's in the shower
>Yes, I've done that before
>Go through door
>See my brother fucking my crush doggy-style in the shower
>They don't notice me because there too into it
>Leave as quickly and quietly as possible
>Return to bedroom and fap while imagining being the one fucking her in the shower
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>>34917932
Are you identical twins?
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>>34918089
Nope, he was born with the better looks and I with the smarts
Wait, no that's a lie, we're both smart, I was born with the autism
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>>34917932
pic of asian qt
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What's /r9k/ thankful for?
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>tfw no stretchy faced wan wan
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>>34917906
The fact that I was born into a middle class white family
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>>34917906
I'm not fat/not american/not arabian/not jew/not a loser/not KHV/not virgin/not poor
Thanks, Jarilo.
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how can you identify a male roastie? is that even possible?
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>a male toasties
what?
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man that's juicy and nice
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>>34917883
>male roastie
You mean like some kind of tranny or what? wtf nigga.
HOW DO I GET HER OUT OF MY HEAD?!
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>>34917861
HOW DO I STOP THINKING ABOUT HAVING A QT HUSKY WAN WAN?!?!
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Carve a hole on your head and pull her out
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>>34917902
HERE'S YOUR DAMN HUSKY!
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Who here /drinking/
>tfw ran out of booze but too tipsy to go to the store yet.
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Got 2 40's of Mickeys and trying to finish a test before midnight.
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I live right next to the student bar, just got home. Only time I can be social is when everyone is drunk, but at least I get some social interactions.
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>>34917842
Going to buy some rum and drink might even watch two hands shoot people
Post this again wensday.
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how do i accept that i'm a pathetic loser who will never even kiss a girl and that i can't be loved
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how do i accpet that i'm a pathetic loser who will never even own a husky and that i can't love one
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>>34917868
fug i forgot my pic
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>>34917799
Stop giving a shit about people.
I think that's more of a chemical/mental problem though so you might have difficulty with that, with that whole empathy BS and whatnot.
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>meet downstairs neighbour
>she starts talking about her work and how a guy there bullies her
>deduce it's because he has problems with his wife, and that he knows she likes him
>me,almost wizard vrigin who never had a gf, start giving her advice
>autisticsweating.exe
>she says im probably right
>tfw I wonder if I am a good neighbour
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When I had friends everybody would come to me with dating advice, because when you're so disconnected and have never experienced a relationship the problems involved are comically fucking simple.
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>>34917836
I thought it was a meme. It turns out there is something to it.
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I do the same thing on a daily basis. But without the sweating and nervousness. Who cares. Its a girl. There's thousands of them.
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Hey lil bro, wheres your girlfriend? I never see you with her
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>hey anon where your husky i never see it with you
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She's setting up our meetings with the big youtube stars. we're planning to meet them on our yacht.
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>>34917777
Stop shitposting about the fucking husky you lucky quads motherfucker.
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/bm/ black metal general
The ultimate robot music
What are you all ending your lives to?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJSH0bo6Egs
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I never grew up: The 'music' genre
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rate my band
I'm an autistic cyborg and the other guy is alternative chad but with the political advocacy and militant atheism of a neckbeard. doesn't stop him from having hot gfs.
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>>34917733
shit, I forgot to actually post the band:
https://necrourgica.bandcamp.com
>be nerdy asian fembot
>haveblackedfetish
>too ashamed to tell anyone
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>>34917560
G8 B8 M8
Now fucking leave and go troll /pol/ with this instead
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As a black person who has fucked an Asian chick I must say you are a degenerate. Foot dive!
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>>34917560
Not an original b8 m9
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do you guys seriously get hard/a boner after seeing a picture of a girl or just watching a "hot" one on the street? this has never happened to me
is it just a meme?
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yes, i get hard really easily. i even get hard when i am doing good in a video game or enjoying part of a book i am reading or getting excited to eat food i am cooking. i think this is because i am a 25 year old khv and my mind has adapted to sexual arousal from sources besides actual women
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>>34917610
how? I don't understand this has never happened to me
I'm a khv aswell
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>>34917523
yes, when i was going through puberty
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Identifying fellow robots/cyborgs
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>horrible handwriting
>bites nails
>shoes poorly tied
>smart
>very bad shape
>obese or skeleton
>uncomfortable with taking risks
>extremist or no political views
>doesn't use hair gel/skin care products
>weeb
>likes cats
>doesn't drink
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It's impossible to identify a cyborg since it's all about hiding your powerlevel.
You're never going to find a fellow cyborg, only normalfags to do smalltalk with.
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Me:
>Good handwriting because of my major
>Doesn't bite nails, but may occasionally pick nose and eat boogers right in public
>Don't know what poorly tied means
>I have no evidence whatsoever that I'm smart
>Best shape out of my family, but horrible health problems
>Leaning more towards skeleton, but I'm middleweight
>Don't give a fuck about risks anymore, life is meaningless
>My only political views are that I hate feminists (feminazis, as I outright call them)
>Use beauty products excessively but to no success with losing virginity
>Weeb
>Dislikes cats because they just run away from me
>Drinks heavily and uses excessive drugs as a means of escapism
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>>34917507
Why spend money on hair gel.
Just don't wash you're hair with shampoo.
You get the same effect.
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>talk with qt girl on tinder for a few days
>we seem to get on well
>eventually get her snap and we have a nude snap chat sesh, she seemed to enjoy it a lot
>says for me to take her to dinner too
>she messages me again on snapchat in the morning
>we talk for a bit
>almost 24 hours and no reply
>message her on tinder again
>flamite says she was online 2 mins after I sent my message
>still no reply
what the hell, fuck this shit
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i've been on this fucking stupid app for almost a year and a half. finally meet a girl who is attractive and I have some chemistry with and this happens
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It's not fucking fair
Bump original
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>talk to girl for days without inviting her out on a date
lol no wonder tinder never works for you literal retards
I always go for the date invite within 7 messages, and it's always at my place
What do you think about Tana Mongeau?
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Go away underage
People only know about her because she got btfo. She's a typical dumb stacey
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>>34917363
Just your average, hypocritical, attention seeking woman.
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whos this blonde bimbo