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>Tinder date upcoming
>she's funny as hell
>one punchline after the other
>tfw I'm a boring autist
>tfw can't possibly match her humor
>tfw it's going to be a disaster
Why do I keep doing this?
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Maybe I'll marathon stand-up and Monty Python to absorb some humor by osmosis
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>>37970844
You landed on a goldmine, funny women are rarity, anon. Let her do the talking, she will consider you a good company for just listening to her speak.
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At least you're trying, amico, that's a hell of a lot better than I and many others have done. I don't have any advice to give, but I wish you best.
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Women no longer the "happier sex" 2017-06-26 11:26:47 Post No.37970814
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Women no longer the "happier sex"
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2017-06-26 11:26:47
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>It ought to be the best time in history to be a woman - in what is meant to be an age of equal rights, equal pay and the flexibility to combine work and family.
>But new figures from what has been nicknamed the UK's "happiness index", show that, despite greater opportunities in virtually every aspect of life, women are effectively no longer the happier sex.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/07/07/the-chart-that-shows-how-feminism-is-ruining-womens-lives/
Turns out meaningless sex, partying, camwhoring and doing porn doesn't make you fembots happier.
Who would have thought that eh?
You fembots need husbands and a baby in your bellies.
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>UK
they're probably freaking out over the possibility of getting raped or having acid thrown on them
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>>37970814
From the same link
"Men in the UK are now living healthier lives, in part because of the decline in smoking and heavy manual labour.
But women's life expectancy has grown less quickly, a trend often attributed to workplace stress and turning to unhealthy traditionally "male" activities such as drinking and smoking.
Dr Niall Campbell, consultant psychiatrist at the Priory's Hospital in Roehampton, south-west London, said: "Women have traditionally been happier than men but the female patients I see tend to exhibit more anxiety as they face the pressure of combining work with children and caring for elderly parents."
Huh it turns out that if you have to do most of the child-raising/chores and also work at the same time, you become more stressed, who knew.
Are you suggesting women go back to becoming NEETs who you work yourself to death at a manual labor job, to provide for? Doesn't sound like a good deal
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>>37971411
>Are you suggesting women go back to becoming NEETs who you work yourself to death at a manual labor job, to provide for? Doesn't sound like a good deal
Men are still doing that anyway. And they're doing fewer of the comfy office jobs because more those positions are being filled women.
Explain how this is better.
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Is it okay to have a big dick, if your balls are somewhat smaller than usual? My cock is just shy of 7 inches, and it's got some pleasant girth to it. Unfortunately, my balls are noticeably small. Compared with what I usually see, my balls are small peanuts, and I'm worried that they'd be laughed at, as some kind of oddity.
Thoughts? I'd like some reaffirming words that this is not that big of an issue
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>>37970801
I can't feel your pain. I have big balls and a 13 cm micropenis.
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>>37970817
i'd trade balls, if I could, that way you have balls that match your little weewee and i'd have balls that were more suited to my fat dick
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>>37970801
>just shy of 7 inches
>big
Ive got 9 inches and i still feel inadequate
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>another day lying in bed refreshing 4chan
I should kill myself ive done this so long, this is no way to live
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>>37970799
It's ok. Don't kill self, friend.
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>>37970799
>this is no way to live
Why not? It's breddy comfy, no reason to not do it every day, forever.
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>>37970799
just fucking end it already. oh wait, you won't. you're just a whiny little bitch who complains about things but never takes action. that's why you're like this. that's why your life is so shit. because you'd rather sit around pondering over your sub-par life instead of being proactive and working towards fixing it. the only person to blame is you.
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Im living with a fembot (pretty princess)
>move into new place
>female flatmate
>low-key insane
>I sleep right next to the shitter so I can hear everything that happens in there
>hear her vomit into it
>hear her moan while on the shitter
>go in there today and there is blood on the toilet seat and on the rim
>puke in the sink
>never brushes teeth, awful breath
>rubbish everywhere in her room
>she listened to me fap (i only know this because I can hear people walk to my door and I couldnt hear her) and interrupted me to help her "fix her internet" while checking me out like a piece of meat
>most of the time she is distant and cant carry a conversation
>other times she wears almost nothing and tries awkwardly to eye-fuck me without making it obvious
One day something is gonna happen, either she is gonna kill herself, try to fuck me, rape me in my sleep or kill me. What the fuck should I do? Im poor and cant move out, I have to save up and stay for at least another 3 months before I can look for a new place
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>>37970769
Contact her parents and tellthem you are worried about her mental health
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>>37970769
Sounds like true love, anon. Put a ring on it.
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>>37970769
C'mon now. Fuck her dude.
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Learn the difference, Americans.
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Sorry, I'm still new to learning the "Queen's English"
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>>37970763
Looks deIicious tbqh
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>>37970763
Those are cookies though. Shitty old people cookies, but cookies nonetheless.
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>stepped on carpet semen again
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>>37970727
>he doesn't eat his cum every time
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>>37971337
why would I do that, every time? i don't want mine, i want a cute boy's
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>>37971356
You're not OP. I was talking to OP.
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>I shoot dogs I get arrested
>if police shoot dogs they're "brave" and get medals
hmmm....
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>>37970724
I hope a cop shoots you
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cops only shoot nigger dogs when they attack
If a pitbull attacked you and you wasted it I don't even think the owners would press charges they know the whole nigger dog procedure.
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>>37970724
Fuck off Tyrone, you goddamn hood rat.
Are short men the failures of society?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8H8iqtznYPk
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This hurts to watch
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Ahahaha, all these inferior Asian "males".
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>>37970722
Don't ever fucking link a buzzfeed video ever again
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https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2017/jun/26/men-die-before-women-toxic-masculinity-blame
I'm not 'alt-right' or anything. but my god how men have fallen. this is written by a MAN! does he really believe what he is writing?
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>>37970694
What specifically did he write that you disagree with?
There are undeniably toxic parts of the traditional male gender role
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>>37970761
That's not why men die earlier though. And "toxic masculinity" is enforced by women, they subconsciously need male hierarchies to know who's at the top and pursue him. Who laughed at me for being a manlet? Women. Who laughed at me for "looking gay"? Women.
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>>37970899
>That's not why men die earlier though
it's plausibly a contributing factor
it's normal for men to drink more, eat more meat and ask for medical care less. all long term danger factors.
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>"Teehee! *sigh* You're so funny and cute Anon! I can't believe you don't have a girlfriend!"
How do you respond?
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>u-u-u-uh I was thinking maybe you and I-
>EWWWW ANON SERIOUSLY UM NO THANKS
>stops talking to you
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>>37970679
>cute
you need to get a new prescription
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>>37970679
WELL I WOULD IF YOU STOPPED GOING FOR CHAD ALL THE TIME
>get my shit together yesterday and ask out the first girl in my life as a 24 kissless virgin
>ask a girl out
>she says yes but she can't say it when, we will determine it tomorrow
>yesterday was the happiest day of my life
>after so many days I didn't even visit this board I was thinking maybe I am becoming a normie
>ask her today
>hmm anon I don't have time because I am on a very tight schedule and the university ends this week so maybe we should postpone it until SEPTEMBER
>w-well okay femanon no problem
>i left
talk to me robots I never ever felt so much pain . what the fuck is the point of living anymore. what the fuck I am doing wrong. I am tall, I am fit, I don't look like a creep.....
We are cursed robots...we are cursed......maybe it would be really better to end it and get off this miserable ride
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>>37970663
It's just one girl anon. Not the end of the world.
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>>37970663
be glad. just imagine if you actually had to go on a date with her. I'm panicking just thinking about it.
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You just evolved into Metapod
believe in yourself and you can achieve anything
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Im gonna tell you something
you
Don't want to hear
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I'm gonna show you where it's dark, but have no fear
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THERE'S SOMETHING INSIDE YOU
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It's hard to explainn
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how does it make you feel?
>muhhh personality, looks does not matter
do you think that he would be doing Kate Beckinsale at age of 21 if he had 3/10 face?
Mendacious good looking people who love to claim that looks does not matter, because they want to belive that they life is effect of hard work not some fucking lottery.
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>>37970614
if you even have to ask this question means you haven't taken the black pill yet
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>>37970625
ive taken the black pill but what do (((they))) have to do with this?
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>>37970646
its not about jews. its about the height, maxilla, eye area etc.
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>tfw 27 and started cutting again
How're you guys holding up?
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>>37970481
>23 years old
>ready to die
>not sad, barely angry, bored, really bored
I just dont really care about anything. I dont want anything either.
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John Boner
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>>37970481
I was talking to this girl and we got along really well, but I started to think that she didn't like me so last night I told her we should quit talking but I really liked her
Turns out I was wrong, so we'll see what happens