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>White
>Men
Pick one and only one.
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>>39631738
I wanna suck that cock
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>>39631759
Dumb sissy wh*te boi.
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>>39631738
how come trannies how such huge cocks?

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how are all of my Florida bots holding up? did you have to evacuate?

Tampa and I'm staying put
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>>39631729
I live in Tampa but I drove to Orlando to be more inland. Staying in a comfy hotel with a weeks worth of nonperishables.
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When the fuck is it supposed to hit? Apparently I'm in an evacuation zone
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I'm getting high as fuck on some good bud and kratom. Who else looking forward to the storm?

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>you can now get arrested and lose your job if you are badly at flirting
>girls still expect you to be the one to approach them

females explain this
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Only a problem if you're bad at flirting.
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>>39631630
Relationships are dumb memes. You should know this by now. Even friendship is a mediocre meme.
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>>39631630
Never date girls you work with. If it doesn't work out you're stuck working with them every day and it gets awkward. Not to mention if its an ugly breakup she might retaliate and try to get you fired.

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I'm so fucked in the head that I think that I have diseases that I clearly don't. Right now it's ass worms. Post pictures of assworms so I can compare my own ass to them to calm myself
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help me bros. Im going fucking insane
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>>39632068
you don't have ass worms.

t. someone who thought that had a brain tumour not a week ago
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>>39632603
I know that man, But I need to fucking check. Im pretty sure Im anorexic as well. food is fucking disgusting to me

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give me a bf!!!! omg!!
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if you were cute and not some ugly man irl, sure.
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>>39631609
>if you were cute and not some ugly man irl, sure.
ok I can be cute maybe
give me bf
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>>39631626
sure, wait approximately 4000 seconds for your new bf to be delivered to your area.

>mom goes to store
>spends $300 or so
>no processed microwavable foods
>starve

Who else knows this feeling?
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>>39631587
me :(

wefwefw2qefg
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>>39631587
cooking is an expression of your humanity
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>>39631587
the least you can do is learn how to cook.

Let's meme InCel into the LGTB Community.

This whole white girl sluts will fall for the meme and will start to try to get us. We should use and abuse this whole idiotic identidy politics and queer shit to benefit from it


INCEL PRIDE WORLDWIDE
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>convincing people your lack of social skills is an actual disability and using their guilt to take advantage of them.

Shit this could actually work
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>>39631633
incel is like being gay
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>>39631545
ok i accept you into the lgbt community but you have to accept us too

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How to get rid of acne in one week before I start uni??? pls

also I guess skin care general?
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>>39631505
morning:
>cleanser
>Benzoyl Peroxide or Salicylic acid acne wash
>moisturizer
evening:
>cleanser
>moisturizer
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Drink plenty of water, use mild face cleanser in morning and evening and face moisturizer after. Exfoliate 1-2 a week. That's basics that you should always be doing acne or not
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>>39631542
>Benzoyl peroxide will make it worse before it makes it better

>>39631552
I drink 6 litres a day of water and nothing else beside the occasional green tea

What would you do if you woke up tomorrow as Snoop Dogg?
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White hoes
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Drop the dope and invest in real estate.
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Smoke a fat blunt, I guess.

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http://steamcommunity.com/id/Deadmoko/
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>>39631459
>http://steamcommunity.com/id/Deadmoko/
Nice
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>>39631513
>Nice
what
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>>39631459
>http://steamcommunity.com/id/Deadmoko/
dumb sissy anime boi

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I'm kind of in a shitty situation /r9k. I recently scored an amazing job making military equipment in my hometown where my parents live. They offered for me to stay 2-3 months while I save for a new place and car. I currently 12 hour days, 5 days a week. Sometimes even more. Everyday my step mom tells on me to my dad, constantly getting me in shit for getting up too early for work (I start at 7 am, so I have to get up at 5), and always telling me to play movies and games at zero volume. I always respond back politely, but she and my dad always scream at the top of their lungs calling me useless, a failure, rude as fuck, when I'm really really polite and respect the fact that they let me live here for a bit.

My dad won't ever speak to me calmly or anything, just 0-100 screaming at me. For literally everything. I'm 23 and still haven't received my firs pay so I can't move out for another 2 weeks.

Is this normal? When I move out should I cut contact? I can't even talk to them without them telling me to fuck off or anything.

When I was a kid my dad would always beat me too, especially if my step mom got angry at me for something. All the way until I was 14-15 or so. One time he beat me so hard he left gashes on my back with tons of bruises, so I already know he has bad temper problems.
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>>39631400
No, that isn't normal. You should cut contact with them as soon as possible. Never let negative people persist in your life if you have a way of shutting them out.
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>>39631400
Holy shit, anon, run as fast as you can.
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>>39631400
Man the fuck up, tell them you ain't a child anymore and beat the shit outa your dad for besting you when you were younger

How long can you last, robots?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5w3cYtJekpw&t=
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>>39631343
That was probably the most boring thing I've ever attempted. What the fuck is the point of this? It's not like it's a real person or anything, it's literally just a collection of fucking pixels. This is stupid.
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the whole time. its not a real person. she cant see me. why would it be difficult?
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>>39631343
Does anybody else here have real trouble with eye contact NOT due to awkwardness but because you can essentially read the thoughts of the person youre looking at. I am extremely intuitive and I can not only understand at a mental level what they are thinking but all kinds of things about the person and it is as though through their eyes their very soul is screaming a thousand words at me. I MUST look away to bare it.

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>electric wizard
>kyuss
>sleep
>monster magnet
patrish or pleb?
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Add Yob and youre golden
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>>39631300
stoner/sludge/doom = best metal
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>>39631300
patrician and nice 00.

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Just saw a skelly thread and remembered that that is one of the only really things I have fixed/succeeded in my life, I was 178cm/5'10' and weighted 56,8kg/125 pounds less than two years ago, now I am 181cm/6' and 71kg/157pounds. At least I would be considered slim/normal now. The other real things I have done is getting drivers license. What did you fix in your life?
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>>39631269
Keep it up
I got a job and I can pay my rent
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>>39631269
When did you decide to start really gaining weight, and how did you do it?
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>>39632123
I just decided one day that I don't want to be skelly anymore and started doing pushups and crunches (I think it was 3x10 pushups and 2x30 crunches) then I just worked my way up started doing 3 pullups, couple of chinups, squats and you always want to push yourself further, after every workout I ate atleast 40 g of proteins (eggs, fresh cheese, fish, chicken breasts,...) and always when you feel hungry you need to eat something, its slow but it works

>walk into bedroom
>see this

what you gonna do?
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>>39631177
spread her ass cheeks and inhale that ass musk then proceed to lick it
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>>39631177
Hey, that's Gata offical twerk. Didn't know she had a ass tattoo.
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>>39631177
>shitty star tattoos
spit on her and leave


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