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No fap doesn't improve life , worsens it.

Face it nobody has the answer

I quit smoking 50 days ago. Still waiting for my body to recover from all the drug abuse.

>>36181008
Your energy levels definitely go up a ton. Not just in my experience but in nearly everyones who's talked about it.

>Face it nobody has the answer

It's impossible to be perfect, but easy to be good

>>36180975
>last dream I remember
Last night I was in a large hilly forest and there were some people there from my school. I told one of the guys a story about how another of the guys had peed in the woods before, and I got arrested by an old black lady for peeing in the woods. I politely explained to her that I was just telling a story but alas, I was still to be arrested. I panicked as I realized my life was over but then remembered I was in a dream, so I woke up

>>36180975
Holy shit i had a similar dread 2 days ago it made me so depressed.

I was talking to the girl that i love and she was so close i felt the warmth in my heart and was so happy.
After that i woke up i almost started crying.

>>36181006
what do you think this means, in terms of a reflection of your conscious?

>>36180964
if i ever think about sex with another human being it's with a stacy

her buttcrack and vagina are melded together>>36180964

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>>36181183
just looks like it mang.

>>36180963
dang, she's gotta be like 50 right?

White women would age well too, if they actually let white men take care of them.

Oh well who gives a fuck

>>36180963
They exist off the souls they took at Pearl Harbor.

>>36180925
I hate to be rude dude, but honestly nobody outside of this board gives a shit if you're "chad"-like or not. In fact, most of the behaviors associated with being a "chad" are anti-social and actually drive people away.

You're better off learning how to be comfortable around people without having to take on the role of "chad". People like interacting with other people, especially if you're nice to them.

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>>36180925
I know it all too well

>>36180925
stop making threads until you get a better haircut also no one gives a fuck about your bmw chicks only like audis anyway

Eh, I already have it.

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Earplugs.

Carry a .22 pistol. If she ever complains about earplugs dismiss her complai ts by saying you need to be ready to blast someone at a moments notice without blowing out your ears.

>>36181053
Reminds me of this new blaster.

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>all you need to do to get laid is give up your dignity

>>36180896
That crotch is too low. Wear it higher and with a cup or something if you want to be modest.

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> Examples of online faggots.

I can think of no better examples of an online faggot than StyxHexenHammer666. This guy truly has it all: the over-the-top 'dark' schtick; the alt-right leaning politics; the edgy spiritual beliefs; the constantly hanging out on an online community all day (in this case, Youtube). And you better believe this guy slays.

> How to become an online faggot if you're shy.

That's the beauty of being an online faggot. You use your shyness to your advantage. You hang out in groups with other socially inept people and become chad by default. Even though there are few women in these communities there are sure to be a few, and these are the ones you go for

> What communities should I join to become an online faggot?

Theoretically, any. But Facebook groups pertaining to anime, vidya, alt-right politics or anti-SJW tend to work best. And remember to post about these topics not only in the group but also on your Facebook timeline. And post images that show you look the part.

> But I don't want to be a huge faggot.

Let me ask you this: would you rather have 'self respect' or would you rather have SEX? Case closed.

But in all seriousness, we live in an unfair world. While we might like to think that there's somebody for everybody, the fact that those who get laid are those who go after it. And to go after it successfully you need to know your niche. For most robots, their best shot is becoming the 24/7 megaposting online faggot who is always posting about stereotypical geek shit, attending 'cons,' ranting about ecelebs, etc. It might not sound like glamorous work but it's a path to SEX if I ever saw one.

women trying to have """careers""" while sacrificing the future of our children and therefore the white race. wake up sheeple.

>>36180844
>xxxtentacion is 1.68 meters
Haha what the fuck, how can you take this nigga seriosly.

>>36180844
even the clerk knows

>>36180801
21

Food Service

0, Too depressed

None
Of
Your
Fucking
Business
Cunt

>>36180801
>24
>Retailcuck
>Maybe twice a day on average

No Stand up for yourself. He doesn't deserve shit. He is just trying guilt trip you. Don't fall for this because once a mouse gets a cookie he will want a lot more.

He's a weak parasite you should never be on good terms with him

>>36180736
Nah man, tell the freeloader to fuck off. If the faggot can't spend 100 bucks on food but can blow it on weed, then he needs to get out

>Anime becomes real
>All anime women want anime Chads cock
foiled again

If anime were real you'd be in one of those edgy slice of life shows where only bad things happen

>>36180680
No, if anime became real we would all be that really ugly and awkward comic relief character.

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jesus christ Lorde got fat

>>36180601
She is He though. Look at those eye brows.

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From 4 different engines, this is the only result, she could just have uploaded her photo somewhere else and it isnt stolen, I mean its only on 1 obscure place, chances they found it and took it is low.

Trust till there is no reason to trust

>>36180533
Pretty sure this thing just kills you

>>36180533
You rolled dubs so that pretty much means you gotta do it

Eat the pubic hairs instead

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>1997 was 2O years ago

Discovered mustard from 2010 the other day.

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>>36180509
I don't understand how from 2010 to 2017 doesn't feel the same as from 2000 to 2007. I felt that from 2000 to 2007 was a looooooooooooong time, yet I remember 2010 like it was yesterday. I don't get it.

Because believe it or not men's lives do not revolve around women.

>>36180456
>asian ladyboys
>women

>>36180456
I don't think Yukirin is the best example.