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Should manlets be forced to take HRT and become cute sissies for real men?
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>Should manlets be forced to take HRT and become cute sissies for real men?
yes!
I wish someone forced me to take HRT ;_;
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>>35658702
Same
please make me a pretty girl, I don't have the money to do it in a decent way myself and I NEVER would with my own money because I know in the end I would just be a fucked up ugly mess
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You don't want me to take HRT. I am a manlet but my proportions are not feminine. How about manlets with less stocky framed take the HRT? Especially ones with below average dicks.
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>obviously flirting with qt at work
>manager shouts loudly "HA HA ANON IS TRYING TO GET WITH ANONETTE"
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>>35658607
>obviously flirting
Fuck off, normie.
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>>35658607
you were probably coming off as a creep
lay off the negging, my man. Your maanager saved your ass.
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>try to flirt with someone everywhere
>acutely aware that everyone can tell that is what you're doing
>lay off because of it
Anyone know that feel?
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>Er that's kind of an awkward joke, daddy. But I'll bite.
>Why DID the Jew cross the road?
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He saw a penny on the other side.
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>>35658593
this girl is constipated not scared
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>>35658727
>when she feels chad's thundercock for the first time
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Who else wishes they stayed on reddit? 2017-03-20 09:09:16 Post No.35658563
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Who else wishes they stayed on reddit?
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YOU TOOK MY YOUTH I WANT IT BACK
So apparently I just found out I could've gotten laid in highschool if i didnt start coming to this self depreciating cancerous cess pool. Like my social standing literally directly follows me regularly browsing reddit to me regularly browsing 4chan.
If there are any highschoolers here who arent actual fucking robots like not "autistic" but an irl medically ceritfied autist please leave. Like i know this is a meme but I really think this place literally leaks autism.
I know how this sounds like a meme but its not. This place will ruin your life.
Basically I was a part of a group of 3 guys who thought we were r9k but were really redditors. We thought fucking self depreciating jokes and being edgy were funny and followed all the >tfw no gf feels, bullshit and because of all this negative fucking energy we've become r9k when we never belonged here in the first place. I'm a freshman in college and we're now our only friends.
Apparently people thought we smoked weed and were cool and could've gotten invited to parties and had a real youth, maybe even fucking laid if it wasn't for this literal fucking cesspool, this absolute mind drainer. I honesty dont know why I was so stupid. I didnt even realize until now. I just want to scream fuck. I want to beg for God's forgiveness and ask him for a 2nd chance. Fuck Fuck FUck i want to kill myself.
This is my last thread. Despite the fact that I no longer ironically joke about suicide, but instead seriously consider it, I'm getting off the ride.
>inb4 you're here forever
I got myself here I'll get myself out.
Honestly to any teenagers lurking or illegally posting here. Leave. I know how lonely you feel, and how fake reddit and everyone in real life feesl. I know how the authenticity and emotion of this place can draw you in. I know how funny the edgy shit on here can be at first glance. Overtime though it all dulls. It dulls until you are the meme that you once thought was so funny.
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>>35658563
Can I go on /b/ atleast?
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Don't blame us for you being a pathetic failure. We didn't do anything to you, you fucking manchild. Take some responsibility in your life.
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Who gives a shit about getting laid. It's easy and a waste of time, just a pressure release. The real gold is cuddling, and you can only do that in an actual relationship.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/How_to_Win_Friends_and_Influence_People#Fundamental_Techniques_in_Handling_People
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Whites have no excuse 2017-03-20 09:08:46 Post No.35658560
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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJLGpOBV764&t=194s
Beaner here, what the fuck is your excuse if you're white?
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>>35658560
I live in an all-white part of Canada where I'm not very desirable by comparative standards.
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>>35658560
Holy shit, Chong got cucked hard.
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>>35658567
I mean in terms of sex, not relationships.
I spend pretty much all day here and I see "white robots" bitch that they can't get laid. If it's as easy as in that fucking video then you have no excuse. Not that I'd know, but everything I have seen says it is.
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Heres mine from today:
>25yr neet
>mum decides to clean my room while I help in garden
>finds all my weed, bong, grinder, etc
>throws out hundreds of dollars worth of stuff
>gives me a ton of shit for it
>try to explain its just something I do every now and then to take the edge off being unemployed & taking rejection for so long
>wait till your father hears, etc
>still wont kick me out because they know id be a homeless (weed addict) in my city because of severe housing shortage
This is a weird feeling, like being treated as a teenager except I'm an adult - trapped in my parents house being watched and searched regularly. Also losing hundreds of dollars worth of accumulated stuff from saving neetbux over months fucking sucks.
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>NEET for legit reasons
>Sleep cycle wants to go in circles and resisting it results in microsleeps and going unconscious involuntarily
>"Why haven't you got a job anon?"
>"You're going to have to do something, anon."
>"You can't be unemployed forever."
What the fuck am I supposed to do?inb4 "kill yourself". I'm not done living to spite them yet.
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>>35659483
have you tried drugs
>>35658538
my mom basically tried to pull exactly this on my brother, threatened to stop paying for his rent if he kept smoking so he dropped out of college and got a job
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>>35660036
Been prescribed a few of sleeping tablets, they didn't help. I've only smoked weed twice but it helped both times, but doing that regularly isn't an option.
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what is the cure for not giving a fuck about anything?
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>>35658524
Acquire oneitis.
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>>35658524
act like you give a fuck
and maybe eventually it'll catch
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>>35658524
lnner peace.
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>be the dominant one in a social group
>people adopt your mannerisms and unquestionably obey everything you say
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>>35658513
>>be the dominant one in a social group
>>people adopt your mannerisms and unquestionably obey everything you say
This
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>>35658513
how?
fbodkfmbodfmboidfbm
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People who like Remilia are always pedos
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Any /rich robots/ here? 2017-03-20 08:54:15 Post No.35658394
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>be me
>be $3,500,000 trust fund babby
>khv
>too pure to hire hookers
>just want a loyal qt 3.14 waifu who isn't in it for my money
>can't socialize with anyone
>try to impress people by driving a Ferrari to college
>everyone instead flocks around chad's Lambhorgini Gallardo
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give me money op
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Trust fund robot? Give all your money away, then kill yourself. You were born with a golden spoon, and you ended up here. Congrats.
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>born with golden spoon
>still a worthless idiot
can i have 50K? ill be your life coach
Guys, I think I messed up. I accidentally hurt my gf's foot.
She thinks it's broken.
I see a bit of swelling and she says it feels like a "ball came out."
As I put this image together she said she felt it "flow up her leg"
Is it busted or just a little swollen? Pic related
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>>35658372
OFF TO THE GLUE FACTORY
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>>35658372
1. Your gf has nasty ass feet.
2. If it was broke, you'd fucking know. That shit woke me up after I walked home drunk and the liquor wore off.
T. Guy who broke two toes
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it's clearly your feet
why lie
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Asserting NEET Dominance 2017-03-20 08:50:25 Post No.35658351
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Asserting NEET Dominance
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>be me
>be 26
>be NEET
>wake up at 7pm
>mummy has made dinner
>it's vegetables
>i hate vegetables
>refuse to eat it
"well, you're going to go without dinner tonight, anon"
>she thinks she's won
>go back to my room
>hold myself over for a few hours on mountain dew
>wait till mummy is asleep
>start screaming "I WANT FOOD I WANT FOOD" as loud as I can
>mummy wakes up and stumbles to my door
"anon what are you doing?!? It's midnight!"
>walk up real close to my door and stop screaming
"anon, are you ok?"
>mummy opens the door
>me standing right there
>scream "I WANT FOOD!" two inches from her face
>she falls backwards into the hall
>keep screaming "I WANT FOOD" as I head to the kitchen
"Anon please I have to be at work in the mor-"
>start taking food items from the fridge and throw them all over floor
>throw gallon of milk onto the ground and it explodes
"Why do you do this, anon?!? WHY?!"
>mummy is pleading with me to stop
>"ONLY IF YOU GET ME TENDIES AND TACOS!"
>"GET ME TACOS AND TENDIES NOW. I WANT THEM NOW!"
>mummy crying
>mfw I see her getting her car keys
>mfw she comes home with hot, greasy Jack in the Box tacos and a double serving of tendies
>mfw she'll never get rid of her little boy!
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>>35658351
You give a bad name to true NEETS.
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>>35658351
This is just fucking pathetic. Thank god your not my kid I would've cut your tongue out, and there ain't shit you would've done. Your clearly far too dependent or your family to even consider leaving, so if I beat you senseless on a daily basis, you could either sit there and take it, or call the cops. I'd go to jail but then you'd sit in that fucking house and rot to death because we both know you don't have the first fucking clue of how do shit for yourslef. But hey I've seen a lots of people live out their lives as parasites, one of them even made it to thirty two before killing himself, in the end they all kill themselves.
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>>35658351
In reality, she'd put you in a group home.
i'm just a boy whose only qualities are coding and being girly, about to fail my education, no real life friends, no work. should i finally end it all?
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>>35658317
>i'm just a boy whose only qualities are coding and being girly
sounds good enough to me
be my bf
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>>35658366
where do you live
id rather not have an internet relationship
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>>35658317
>coding
>being girly
I know at least one girl who would hit on you.
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This fucking autistic bastard is literally browsing 4chan on youtube and showing it to millions of viewers
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This place is already infested with normalfags, it doesn't matter anymore.
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He's not autistic, he just sounds autistic because his mother tongue is Swedish. Common misconception, yes.
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I used to h8, but now i'm a fan of Pew "One man holocaust" diepie
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https://discord.gg/ZJUwuqv
I won't be that guy and give you an insufferable fucking life story about the server.
>Australian and New Zealand server only
>Women, Traps, and Attention-Whores are banned
>International faggots are banned on sight
>Relaxed server; keep your drama bullshit out of here
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Honestly, a text filler for this.
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Make sure you say where you are from when you join, or else you are removed. Remember, no internationalfags.
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>>35658233
Pretty nice repeaters I just got ay
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>tfw big dick but no one to suck it
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Why is your dick twisted like that? Also you have a pretty head. Mine is cracked looking since no foreskin.
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>>35658104
th-that's a nice wiener anon
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>>35658126
It's not twisted it's just curved