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>tfw dropping USB Killers in Walmart

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>>35523129
>go on /pol/
>defend Shia Lebouf

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>go to Barnes & Noble
>move religious texts to fantasy section
>move Mein Kampf to bestsellers section

>friend
YOU ARE NOT WELCOME HERE NORMIE

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>>35523106

>female friend

Fuck off Chad.

>>35523106
I have no friends and much less a busty female one.

Me, with emphasis on the day part.

>>35523081
i did but my parents made me go to college

I like taking naps. Sometimes it adds up to 12 hrs, but not usually.

>>35522997
I absolutely cannot.

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>"this board is turnin gayyy >:("
>still post 3rd fucking thread with a dick pic today.
fucking lonely faggot.

it's called morning wood, for some reason in the morning shit like that happens

>>35522991
>morning wood
It was about an hour after I woke up, and it wasn't just an erection. Like I said it felt like I was about to fucking blow and I hadn't done anything at all

>>35523066
When you first wake up your brain has more serotonin and dopamine so that's why you get morning wood, I'm guessing the same thing happened to you

I'll Skype with you. What did you feel you did?

>>35522977

Idk honestly anon haven't spoke to her in a while

is that why? because roasties crave attention?

>>35522961
>tfw you hurt a girls feelings so bad she just blocks you when you try to contact her

>that feel when you're a medieval knight and you beat a female knight in combat and pull her armor off and are about to rape her when you wake up

>that feel when mom tells you breakfast's served and then you wake up

>>35523013
>female knight

>he goes online dating and expects anything but the bottom of the barrel!
There's a reason people have to resort to a place where their physical presence doesn't matter as much.

>>35522983
This tbqh. Online dating is for those who cant get any irl and roasties looking for beta providers and /r9k/ is for those who fail at both

>>35522983
>>35523005

I know that but I don't have venues to meet girls IRL.

The only social events I go to are those organised by my student society, swimming club or snooker club.

I'm never going to meet any new girls there.

What am I supposed to do?

You said mom with no mention of your father so I assume she's a single whore? Single parents are dogshit. I hope she feels responsible for creating a human and failing on every level.

>>35522934
>tfw 18
>black
>part-time job
>almost finished with studying to be a personal trainer
>sexy white gf
>came from being literally homeless just 2 years ago
lol fuckin loser do something with your life before it's too late

>>35523002
dad was absent fo 17 years, came back a few months ago and now wants to rejoice and "guide me through life" kek.
but honestly my mom has done everything for me. i'm dumb and couldn't care less about everything and thats been for a long ass time. thinking of killing myself someday this week

Iktfb
There's nothing we can do, just close your eyes, shake your head and make yourself believe it doesn't exist

Oh let's look for doujins and art of my waifu

Tags
>rape
>group
>rape
>netorare
>rape
>mindbreak
>rape
>drugs

Why is it so hard to find heartwarming vanilla material. Why do Japs have to make this shit

>it's guro
>it's rape
>it's interracial
>it's her being fucked by a fat old japanese guy

i just feel like dying

post pic for an honest r8

It doesn't mean shit other than she's being nice. Don't overthink it.

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>>35522898
Has she seen you? If she has, she's just being nice. If she hasn't, she's being REALLY nice. Don't fuck this up for all of our sakes, OP.

Uh, what? Please explain further OP

>>35523100

I think Albert is kill

>>35522809
>signing your email with Mr.

Who does that? The appropriate is to just write your name.

>>35522734
I am also a 6ft Chad that's into anime and vidya. I'm watching akame ga kill right now. Pretty good

>>35522951
yes you are anon
yes you are...

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>>35522951
>akame ga kill
I'm a 194cm half chad actually.

>>35522704
just get older and richer and you'll be drowning in pussy

for now lower your standards, get a practice girlfriend, and dont get too attached, you'll want to trade up in a few years

>>35522721
I'm already 25

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>>35522704

>>35522704

Why in Gods name would you want a financial leech that will eventually leave you in X months? And more importantly why don't you just focus on doing what you enjoy instead of trying to find one?

If you want something that feels great for a bit then eventually fucks you I would recommend meth. A lot less painful, a lot more pleasureable, and at least you know what you're getting into.

>>35522697
what exactly is a night terror ? just a really bad nightmare ?

I get nightmares all the time.

Usually people shooting me, getting chased, stuff like that.

>>35522756
it's like a nightmare but you don't know what it was: you just wake up sweating, terrified and you know you had a dream you just can't remember it