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Too much. Unfortunately the part I can't relate to is being a rich kid.

none because he was rich and also had an enormous ego and thought everyone else was at fault rather than himself

>>35665070
>>35665078
He killed himself when he was rich. What a waste.

>>35665039
I want to impregnate Asian girls

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rollin down the street smokin endo sippin on gin n juice

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>tfw you will never be an asian female (male)

>>35665023
americans only get out anon

me
Chile
virgin sperglord
no

>>35665046
There are 50 million latinos in the US, 40 million of us are US citizens or legal residents.

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>ywn be stuffed in every hole

>>35664954
No, but I am envious of that dildo.

>>35665060
is that how they make pickled asparagus?

>>35664917
I've watched quite a few movies, and in fact none have been ass faithful to the robotcore as this one. I can't even think about a single aspect of it that it's remotely normal...

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There are two characters in this movie; one of them is a wagecuck tired of wagecucking, the other is a hikki NEET.

Must watch if you're looking for robotcore

>>35664975
>I've watched quite a few movies, and in fact none have been ass faithful to the robotcore as this one. I can't even think about a single aspect of it that it's remotely normal...
Is it worth to watch or it's how normies imagine robots kind of movie?

what's the point of these threads

oh you know a song! nice! cool! no one has ever heard this wildly popular david bowie song before, how the heck do you know the lyrics to this obscure gem?

where's the opportunity for discussion? how am I supposed to reply? what reply were you expecting?

is it just a thread where people shout lyrics? why? what does that accomplish?

was this meant to push something else off the board? that's qualified as spam. it's pretty much all this thread accomplished.

justify this thread's existence now. NOW.

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>>35664892
IM NOT PRETENDING ITS OBSCURE I KNOW ITS SPAM I JUST LIKE THE SONG

>>35664949
then why make the thread like this?

make a thread with a picture of ziggy stardust or something, say "anyone else like this album? my favorite song is starman. what's your favorite bowie" etc. PROMOTE DISCUSSION. STOP TURNING THIS BOARD INTO A TRASH HEAP WHERE PEOPLE MAKE THOUGHTLESS POSTS AND SPAM THE BOARD WITH INANE USELESS THREADS THAT NEVER GO BEYOND 10 POSTS. YOU ARE DIRECTLY CAUSING THE CONTINUED DOWNFALL OF THIS WEBSITE

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>tfw 4'10 chubby womanlet

The shorter the woman is the better, I don't understand the "<5'4" is too short" meme

Short womemes are guaranteed thicc, and you don't feel emasculated by a minor/no height difference.

>>35664900
THICC or just fat?

They wouldn't want me. Bloxxx

>GF
>Trans
Pick one

>>35664862
Because tgirls who look that good are worse than stacey when it comes to being picky.

Because if you're not willing to do even that then why would they want to be with you?
>that man is too scared to talk to me. he'd make a great father for my children!

>>35664820
Because women are only fertile for a certain amount of time and men can father children into their old age. Women have to be the selectors when it comes to choosing a mate to ensure the best genes get passed on. Natural selection.

>>35664868

most girls have enough guys approach them that there's no need to subject themselves to approaching a guy, and the vast majority of girls was a guy that's confident and assertive enough to approach them

it's ironic because the inequality between sexes that girls complain about is perpetuated by the notion that in a relationship guys are dominant, assertive providers and women are affectionate, submissive nurturers, but most women will never try to change this dynamic

stop playing competitive video games

hanging around with toxic teenagers is not a good mental environment

>>35664695

masturbate and get some sleep

>>35664695
If you stop playing LoL you'll be a lot happier op

There's better mobas out there

She wants you as a gay friend

that you have a ugly dick and you're fat

>>35664676
You're a fat fuck. Go on a goddamn diet and get mired before Chad straddles her on his washboard abs.

>>35664621
>dating a roatie

kill yourself cuckie

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>>35664621
>he fell for the "not all women are sluts" meme

>>35664621

she lied to you and she will do it again in the future. stay with her if you want to(you do, otherwise you would've just broken up with her), but realize that this behavior will repeat itself and don't let yourself become overly attached

>>35664604
Listen to the voices . They'll tell you what to do

>current state of gay couples

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W-whats having a bf like/stories, im really interested in this feel

>>35664596
d, and then lie on the Internet to ease their guilt.

>2008 was 9 years ago
TICKING AWAY
THE MOMENTS THAT MAKE UP A DULL DAY

>>35664596
>believing lies women tell you

Why don't you tell us about that time you were just being yourself, and you got that girl you wanted?

>>35664584
>yellow fever
It's a meme, you dip

>>35664602

Well, as an insecure and lonely Asian guy i always fell for it and got triggered. I'm relieved that wont have to compete with too many weebs.

Anyway, thank you to all you whitey/blacks/latinos that don't have yellow fever. I can have a safe future living a traditional asian life with a traditional asian wife.