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Noodles taste better.

>>38614669
They are bad for you though?

>>38615003
Why would they be bad?

>>38614629
what a shit taste
kys fag

>>38614629
thats a nice normie taste you got there

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Hell yeah bud, Music thread.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSCzDykng4g&list=PLNDDdz25VA6aBEloBuR5epOkb3HAFomX6&index=137
Probably the most normie of the songs here. I've for one gave up on being a cool kid and just wanted to be average
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gO7uemm6Yo&list=PLNDDdz25VA6aBEloBuR5epOkb3HAFomX6&index=150
Lyrics of being beta around answering questions, worrying about the future, and what you're missing out on in life are pretty robot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_-cUdmdWgU&list=PLNDDdz25VA6aBEloBuR5epOkb3HAFomX6&index=139
I made a lot of mistakes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PEgTppFqksk&list=PLNDDdz25VA6aBEloBuR5epOkb3HAFomX6&index=144
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAFk0cu6gJs&list=PLNDDdz25VA6aBEloBuR5epOkb3HAFomX6&index=143
Literally the most robot songs if they're ever was.

>>38614581
My parents would be happy to see me date anyone at this point.

>>38614581
uncomfortable, even disgust maybe

>>38614581
My parents told me they were proud of me. Especially my dad

Actually I do all of those things

Schizoid personality disorder for the win.

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>>38614562

Logic and insight are good, but no emotions? Detached from your prime human motivators? You're insane. That's worse than dying

>>38614663
Im just tired of it all. Im tired of being a slave of my own hormones and nerve receptors. Im tired of being compelled to constantly feel happy and chasing happiness and meaning knowing i will never have it

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>tfw adidas master race

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>>38614508
>wearing Adidas instead of Y-3
>mfw

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>he owns a smartphone
>he visits reddit
>he unironically identifies with a political leaning
>he masturbates to 3dpd
>he isn't of non-white descent

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This album fixed me (temporarily) from my depression

I like Radiohead too OP

>>38614482
>AND THIS JUST FEELS LIKE
>SPINNING PLAAAAATES
>I'M LIVING IN CLOUD KEKOO LAAAAAND

>>38614426
Curvy, with decently sized breasts and ass.

I dunno. My gf is kinda fat so I havd started looking at skinny chicks. But the grass is always greener.. a fatty is prob the best. If she's mean you can easily make her feel bad

Girls with pulse are top-tier

Why does it think shit lords WANT to plow it's disease riddled boipuss?

>>38614318
I'm on OkCupid and holy fuck is it a bad site, in fact all dating sites are shit. Full of trannies, dead/fake accounts and thots looking of chad.

Post your profile and pic. I'm sure it could be improved.

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>>38614253
My Dad legit yells this at me every morning.

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>>38614317
I hate it, I can't even fix my sleep schedule because I dread waking up to his disgusted voice.
It's worse when he clearly fakes being happy and optimistic while also yelling in my ear to get up.

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>>38614253
>mfw mama lets me stay at home alone in my room while I increase my knowledge at my own pace. I hope you're enjoying your day wagecuck you know I'm enjoying mine.

>>38614238
s/he/it looked like a boy. a fat, NOT CUTE, boy.

>>38614238
Accepting a trap makes you gay.

>>38614288
if you knew they were FtM why did you even go for it?

>>38614142
>This has happened a half dozen times now and I'm starting to wonder if i should just let someone fuck me.
You could also just keep the dildo, that shit sounds expensive.

No one has anything to say about this? I'll bump it just this once. I figured someone here could identify with this confusion/curiosity

>>38614142
don't give in to the gay meme
it's arguable that liking anal play is gay, but letting someone fuck you is as gay as you can be
you'll hate yourself afterwards when it turns out to be a temporary fetish
just keep a dildo and keep fucking women

Literally who?

Ergdetiio

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No, but Martin definitely is.

>>38614129
Bill Gates is.
>spergs out over a simple question for 20 minutes
>asks the lawyer to explain the word "concerned" to him
>manages to piss him off twice
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1500739683671.webm
>>38614175
This too.

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No, I wouldn't be a fucking whore

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>>38614097
Is that shopped? Can see her pussy

No, I would hide that excuse of a pussy.

shameless self bump pls (you) me

>>38614077
How was she holding your hand? Loose grip?

>>38614357
I don't remember I was probably sweating a lot

>>38613966
I don't have a tumblr account so I can't comment.

>>38614010
It's from Dylan Klebold's journal, faggot.

>>38614025
Being obsessed with serial killer is a pretty female trait, you sure you don't have a tumblr account lol?