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>loud and confident
>social skills
Fuck off extrovert normie

Go talk to someone lmao

>>35362568
I'm capable of succeeding socially but I don't care too. I've never had a gf and I have a stay at home job as a software dev. To be honest, people who constantly spam "tfw no gf" seem far more like normies to me. Their attitude and personalities are almost identical to normies. I could get a gf if I wanted to, but instead I want to watch anime and live alone.

>>35362532
You are literally the only one who can confidently say this, so do not try to make the exception the rule.

16 year old detected. Wait til you need to do a full 40hr week plus OT and default on car and mortgage loans if you don't and need to calculate your monthly expenses for every small purchase to make sure you don't over reach your budget and have to food shop amongst droves of retards regularly to stay alive and live in fear of fender benders or common colds unless you can also afford insurance and will be doing it all until you die unless you somehow make enough to "get ahead" and build a decent retirement fund. Welcome to the fuckin american dream

>>35362528
sounds like you could use some super male vitality

>>35362528
>waahhhh I can't neet around and jerk off to anime waifus all day

Welcome to adulthood, enjoy your stay.

Real people have ambitions to do things other than play vidya in their parents' basement all day. It's probably too much for a NEET like you, but try to imagine a life where you own a house or have a real career or something.

I doubt she'd be faking it if it were my dick

>>35362572
>she

oreganocommentoohyesitis

>>35363110
in this case it is a person with a vagina

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Like, a reverse trap?
Or a just a boy with a vagina?

>>35362444
Do you mean a girly man with testicles but no penis?
Because that'd just be silly.

So you like actual girls?

Or men with mutilated inside out cocks?

Yes, only one moment. It was sexual though, so I feel like it would be disrespectful to talk about it here

>Have you had such a moment of peace?
It's basically how I feel all the time now. Even if there's nothing to do I can just sit listening to music and staring at a wall and I'm content.

>>35362408
No, I 10-2 avoid other people

>>35363182
AYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GALABANGAAAA

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>>35363182
WeII pIayed

He is a normie with a gf.

>>35362484
>He is a normie with a gf.
prove it
I've never heard anything about him having a gf

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>>35362529
Actually I was wrong. He has a wife so he's a hyper normie.

It's true desu

Oreg

>>35362366
oh,cool, so now you're telling me if I just get a GF I'll not only be a virgin but I'll also be much happier

interesting study

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I work for the government so I don't make money for anyone directly, have no reason to do well at my job, and have gained no valuable skills to transfer anywhere else. I also work at a welfare office, so I'm literally giving NEETs money, which is even more depressing.

It's extremely discouraging to know your labor goes towards nothing of value. I don't even mean because it's going to welfare "leeches"; couldn't give a fuck about that. It's that giving them the money and my getting paid requires no skill and yields no job satisfaction, but requires enough of my attention on a DAILY basis that I can't focus on anything I care about.

Seriously considering suicide at this point. I was once a NEET; once you know the good life, the wagecuck life is unbearable.

>>35362355
what's the point?
why deny you of the only pleasure you get?

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I dont understand the no fap shit. If i dont fap i get insanely horny. To the point where i cant really focus on the task at hand. I fap and then everything becomes clear for about 6-8 hours. My taste in porn hasnt changed once the whole time from since i started. I still like the same shit. Im still straight and I still want to raise a family with a motherly woman. Fapping helps me not jump bitches.

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>>35362355
>he fell for the nofap meme

noob

>>35362175
This is supposed to be a rich filthy piece of shit in the show. I'm not like him. I'm not middle aged and act like this.

>>35362175
"Im kinda funny lookin"

XD XD XD XD DYING OF LAUGHTER

seriously the audience laughter sounds fake as fuck

>>35362160
what does it mean to be a sperglord?

>>35362176
>what does it mean to be a sperglord?
see pic I posted

>>35362188
i was just born that way, desu

You haven't noticed anything in two weeks? I notice in two days... Longest I ever went was a month and a half and I couldn't bear it so I jerked off with a girl on omegle

>>35362156
Longest I've ever gone is 2 months.
I just wanted to see how much I would cum when I eventually jacked off though. Was pretty awesome.

No fap is bad. Based on right idea but bad for you in action.

Eat cummies is the true path.

>>35362103
The moment you start to pity yourself is the moment you become a robot.

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>moment
My entire childhood, desu.

>>35362161
Well I disagree, I used to be a super in aware autist and people admired it, now I'm super aware to the point that I can no longer look people in the eyes.

your brain is going into emergency mode
it's trying to say to you "stop being a pathetic loser"
a last whimper before your soul dies, with your body left to suffer
it'll pass eventually

Don't try to figure them out. There is no rhyme or reason to it. Reading all day is weird but playing Xbox or hanging out at the mall is totally cool. If you live your life for what they think you'll be miserable. I'm a drunk because I have beer with lunch. There's nothing wrong with driving drunk or impaired, and binge drinking gets a pass because it's after 1700. Seems arbitrary, but look closer and you'll find a recurring theme. Anything they do is good, anything you do is bad. No matter how hard you try you'll never be accepted. The problem isn't what a person does, but who is doing it.

Learn the serenity prayer and move on. No sense feeling bad about it.

>>35361990
Same reason as the last time you made this thread, it takes time.

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>>35361990
Another shit thread, hang yourself faggot no one wants to fuck a fake vagina attached to a person. Sage