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>>35108331
I'm glad you're expanding your autism to the outside world instead of just steam

are you a cute girl? if not you're imagining things

>>35108388
this post makes no coherent sense. are you mentally deficient?

I used to when I would sit in the sauna.

>>35108306
Why is this meme being forced so hard?

I've seen hipsters do it before

hahahaha is that Oscar?

Wasn't most of it confirmed to be staged?

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>>35108282
Give me a basic gestalt because I don't understand.

Does she have an army of pathetic beta males following her around and doing shit for her? Are they all aware of what's happening?

>>35108263
22. but finding a cute boy is probably difficult. I wouldn't know since I am NEET. I don't have the skill set to find a gay guy and earn his trust.
>hurr just go on grindr
If can do that you're not a robot.

>>35108263
16 when I found trap threads on /b/ and was introduced to bailey jay.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQ8K3SsH6Mk Since she has her penis showing, I think we could hear her private part growl & spurt semen.

>>35108193
As someone who just jerked off to German scat porn,
i will have a massive boner

This scenario is so utterly ridicuIous, do you actually expect this to evoke an emotional response in me? I'm not falling for it you nigger, go away.

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>>35108193
How would I know she shit her pants? By the smell? In that case I'd ask her

>"stacy be honest with me, did you shit your pants?"
>"n-no anon, It wasnt me"
>"stacy please just be honest. I'll let you clean up when we get back to my place"
>"o-ok"
>walk in on her while she's cleaning up
>"let he help you with that"
>wipe some shit off with my finger
>stick said finger into her pussy and finger her
>she cums
>take finger out
>she licks finger
>then sucks my dick
>I blast my seeds down her throat
>we clean up and she stays the night
>couple years past and we get married
>have 3 kids

feels good man

>>35108171
I am 54

>>35108171
>tfw you'll never have a gf this qt

I turn 20 next saturday.

Of course. Looks like the most comfy game of the year

I preordered it on Wii U :)

>>35108151
I don't see any reason to play it over, say, Skyrim. Not that I particulary like Skyrim, I just haven't seen anything about this new zelda games that seems actually interesting

From that pic she looks really overweight bro.

>>35108147
What shit app is this?

>>35108147
>Low self esteem
Fucking smash her anon
BREED NOW BITCH.

>>35108037
I love his melon head
But seriously, he's great

Anthony's a chill dude but I disagree with a lot of his reviews and I hate his meme channel

>>35108037
Anthony is a dumb faggot cuck and I can't understand why /mu/ is constantly sucking his dick

>>35107983
she also wanted me to kiss her goodbye on her cheek. This is so fucking confusing, i don't think ill ever talk to a fucking woman again. Like if you reject me why do you still get physical with me. arent you supposed to just throw me in a friendzone and give me a hug. fuck

you suck, dude

don't jump the gun next time

>>35107983
Idiot, why don't you just tell her "Yeah so Im autistic please come to my house and have sex with me"

*unzips vagina*

>>35107967
>implying ill ever be an uncle

My brother has worse looks than me, no career in sight (just like me), and plays video games all the time when not delivering food.

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Uncle anon, we shouldn't do this. I'm your niece, you should fine a gf

>>35107949
High school was the last time I was happy, I'd love to dream I was back there.

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>>35107949
Tell me more.

Original post.

I always have these dreams. Varies between schools though

How was your day?

orangadingdong

What did you have for supper?

Does your bf like to use your girly shampoo/conditioners?

What's your take on turtlenecks?

>>35107820
I'm much uglier than him and I don't talk to women.

>>35107820
why does cnn have a team searching for interracial couples with brain disorders?

>>35107911
"We want the SJW audience"

I hope not, that's disgusting.

>>35107803
i sincerely doubt that.

Who would have done such a thing?

T-they have?

Original post of course