Give me your best shot
>inb4 taco nigger beer
>tfw no daydreamer bf
>tfw no gf who'll ramble to me about the vidya and listen to me do the same
Does anyone eIse on here ever get vagina envy?
l'm not sure l really want to be a woman, but l look at my dick and just wish l had a vagina sometimes. I hate having a refractory period. I realIy wish l could have multiple orgasms. Good sex and masturbation just seem so much more pleasurable for women it makes me deeply depressed... lt just feels Iike both biology and my body have betrayed me.
have you ever felt like the child of a fictional couple?
Classic big squares, or the little half sheets?
I had to smoke so much weed to realize I'm a fucking autistic sociopathic psychopath
do you ever have the suspicion that you are way worse off mentally than you can conceivably imagine?
rather than feeling like your the only person that gets it, what if your actually one of the few that dont. were on 4chan after-all
>you probably aren't autistic
>you probably aren't a sociopath
>you probably aren't a psychopath
>you probably need to quit smoking weed for a few weeks and get yourself back to baseline, like that other dude said
>Essay is 2 days late now
>8 at night and still haven't started
>Looking at a blank page
>Have 0 idea of what I'm supposed to be doing
>try to find a bf on tinder
>all profiles have stuff like "I like to hangout with my friends" or other normiebullshit
>tfw social autist with zero(0) friends
>mfw no chance before i even got to swipe right
i dont have a future, i have no idea how i can live with myself
pls rspnd my future (first-ever) boyfriend
this is an ad
i can pay you
Tinder is not meant for the likes of us, straight or gay.
If you really wanna get into a relationship then leave this board forever and start leaving the house to do thing. For example go to a gym or visit a museum or an art exhibition or go to a concert. Do that enough times as often as you can and you may meet someone. It isn't likely considering if you are on this board then you are hopeless around other people but its the only chance of getting anything real.
why cant i get a robot bf from /r9k/ instead
i dont wanna go outside
>sex isn't even that great
Were you like this in High School?
>anon quick get her off me
If only one of them had a dick
Preferably the bottom one
Post the one that got away ...
What is the youngest you would fuck if you knew with absolute certainty you could get away with it?
If you could look like anyone you wanted, who would you want to look like? Asap Rocky for me.