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>have big bubble butt, thin midriff, wide hips, and juicy thighs
>am male
i am living proof that god has a sense of humor
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>>38765344
now you can't say something like this without showing some proof
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>>38765372
fuck off i already get enough shit irl, not going to post a single picture
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just become a girl and get free shit.
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what app do you guys use for 4chan on android OS? I used to have an S5 but it broke 2 days ago and i used to use clover but i cant find it now on my S8. The one i use now for my s8 has too many fucking ads its so annoying.
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I am using clover on my trusty s5
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the app MiMi
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>>38765340
I useFirefox
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>Boss yells at you once.
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I wish that nigga would.
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>mom and dad yelled at you all your life
bosses screaming at me is nothing even compared to my shitty parents
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>>38765280
>"GET ON YOUR FUCKING NEEDS YOU LITTLE FAGBOY"
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>tfw drug addict (amphetamines)
>tfw porn addict
>tfw masturbate 8 hours a day on average
>tfw had a 24 hour masturbate session a few days ago
>tfw been doing this daily, with short breaks, for over 3 years
>tfw try to quit but give in after a few days
am I beyond helping?
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>>38765231
short answer is no.
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Yes
I got hooked on adderall and used to binge 1000mg in 2 days, masturbating until I cut into the flesh on my dick. I can't feel pleasure anymore.
You need to stop, amphetamines are too good for robots, and that's why you should never use them. It's too easy to get addicted to them
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>>38765231
Try weed instead of the stimulants?
Good morning, admin, your honor! The mod will plainly show the anon, who now posts before you, was caught red handed being unoriginal! Being unoriginal, of an almost robot nature!
Well, this will not due! Call the /pol/.
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I ALWAYS SAID HE'D COME TO NO GOOD, IN THE END YOUR ADMIN. IF THEY LET ME HAVE MY WAY, I COULD HAVE FLAYED HIM INTO SHAPE. BUT MY HANDS WERE TIED, THE LONELY BOTS AND TRANNYS LET HIM GET AWAY WITH SHITPOSTING, LET ME GAS HIM TODAY.
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Crazy. Shit jugs in the attic, I am crazy. Truly a robot. They must have taken my tendies away.
Crazy, shit jugs in the attic, he is crazy.
Call the /trash/
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You little shit, you're in it now. I hope they throw you in with me. You should have posted on me more often then you did, but no! You had find a new board, have you gotten any bannings of lately? Just 5 minutes, admin, your honor, him and me alone.
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>girl cancels first date but asks to reschedule next night
>agree because shit happens
>she cancels the second date with what might have been a legitimat excuse and apologizes about 4 times
>tell her to quit wasting my time and to have a nice life
>run into her (on purpose) 3 days later
>smile but don't really acknowledge her
>she messages me a few hours later
>she asks what she can do for my forgiveness
do I go for the "I have a few things in mind" route or something more risky?
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>>38765150
you go back to redit, hang out with your fellow chads and leave us alone
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Reply with only "Anal, no lube"
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>>38765150
Neither you fucking creep.
Also this:
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Have you ever read a story/watch a movie so good it moved your heart? Mind telling us what it is?
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>>38765140
The Flower we saw that day made me cry like a little bitch, if that counts
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>>38765140
Fight Club gave me some feels.A man living a self destructive lifestyle, who hated his life so much, he literally created a split personality to change it somehow.
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>>38765284
this. also clannad but that's it.
>inb4 clannad is for normies only
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Post your favorite double standards
Mine
>18 yo female gets fugged by 70 yo male
> OMG HE IS SUCH A CREEP
>18 yo male fuggs 70 yo female
>OMG HE IS SUCH A CREEP
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>>38765087
>girl is shy
"omg she's so cute and precious I just want to help her get out of her shell"
>attractive guy is shy
"wow, he's so cool and mysterious"
>ugly guy is shy
isn't noticed by anyone ever
fuck triple standards
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>>38765087
You do realize men initiate sex 90%+ of the time right, buddy? I guess I shouldn't expect /r9k/ to know much about it.
>>38765248
Perfectly reasonable. Ugly men have no social value. Think about it. There's no reason your status should go anywhere but down by befriending an ugly guy.
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>>38765367
>not understanding what "double standard" means
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Any drugs that are easy to get and just make me drowsy?
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Dextromethorphan Hydrobromide will get you reeeaaal drowsy heh heh.
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>>38765027
Benadryll. Take 2-4 and you wont be able to walk afterwards
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Cough medicine. Like a whole bottle.
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>tfw communist father
>he literally named me Lenin
Why would you do this dad? I love you but why give me this name? I'm not even a communist but here I am, Lenin.
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>>38765015
Legally change your name to either Benito or Adolf, that'll show him. You should probably also explain to him all that ways that communism has failed and will never work.
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>>38765015
Break conventions. Be nothing at all like Lenin.
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>>38765044
I'll show you robots my Id if this thread gets 15 replies
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It could be worse, you could be a manlet lol. Those people are FUCKED, no one likes them.. not even guys. Anyone can kick a manlet's ass and they look like children lmao. Holy shit I'd rather be a virgin than a manlet.
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>>38764981
HA!
Manlets are literally handicapped.
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>>38764981
Everyone is born a virgin.
Not everyone is born a manlet.
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>>38764981
My mom unironically made fun of manlets all the time when I was growing up.
>points out short people in public
>short guy does something good is overcompensating
>you better do x or you'll be short
>nobody likes short people
I come from an Asian family, so almost everyone is a manlet (besides my dad and I). Can somebody give me a quick run down on why?
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Y'all NEED TO LEAVE THIS TOXIC SITE!
I used to hang out on 4chan a lot. R9K, primarily.
Spending so much time in a cesspool full of people who hate themselves, like really really hate themselves, fucks you up mentally. Life's not fair. Everything is shit. Shit shit shit. You're shit, I'm shit, everybody is shit and deep down we all know we deserve to be losers and we're incapable of being anything else, because we're shit.
Hard work is for suckers, there are no fair deals, so why even try? Why not just stay inside this safe cozy echo chamber where sure, people will tell you you're shit, but then again you can call them shit too. Nobody expects anything from you, here or IRL, but the difference is that here a lack of spine and initiative is a sign of enlightenment.
I spent most of high school alienating myself from the people around me because I got it in my head that nobody wanted me around, and I found a community of faceless strangers that not only reinforced that, but celebrated it in their own weird, fucked up way.
A lot of FA/incels feel that they simply can't be better people. They don't know how, and since the poison they're mainlining comes from shutting themselves in their rooms and almost never going out except for work (where they don't talk to anyone), nobody in real life knows how bad it's gotten, and even then they're already convinced "normies" don't give a shit because when their reprehensible behavior is brought up, what happens? Somebody makes a virgin joke. Somebody else calls them losers. Everybody agrees, they're pieces of shit.
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>>38764977
>ya'll
thanks
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>>38764977
>y'all
saged
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>>38764977
Niggers are scum and can never be robots.
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>steak marinating in the fridge
>honestly want to just get Popeyes
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>>38764927
Marinate the steak for 2 days and get the Popeyes tonight. Your steak will be even better tomorrow.
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>>38764965
but I'm kind of skinnyfat
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>>38764965
No OP don't listen to this loser.
He don't know shit. You need to wait a year for the steak to ferment for the absolute best quality.
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I am legit confused. Do you guys not want to see your gf/wife/daughter get fucked by a black man?
Why not...? I mean you're most likely in denial.
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This is a nice picture I'll take it if no one else wants it
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>>38764908
Oy vey Rabbi, nice thread
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>>38764908
>I can't talk right now anon, can't you see I'm busy?
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What the fuck is wrong with this universe? Why does anything exist at all? Why do things exist just so they can go out of existence? Why do human beings have to be so self-conscious when it causes us psychic pain?
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>>38764878
Because god is the ultimate prankster
>Create a creature that intrinsically searchs for the meaning in life and absolute barebones of how the world works
>Put them in a universe that iis impossible to ascertain the truth of anything
>Give them rules that counter every natural urge they have under threat of eternal damnation
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>>38764878
It would be impossible for just nothing to exist because "nothing" is an impossibility without its opposite, which would be "something." You can't have one without the other so therefore you will necessary have both.
Now that things exist, they will naturally follow various logical laws and things end up in a certain way because of this. Currently it seems likely that life is "an inevitable outcome of thermodynamics" and that is why things ended up this way, with progressively more complex organisms.
https://www.wired.com/story/controversial-new-theory-suggests-life-wasnt-a-fluke-of-biologyit-was-physics/
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>>38764878
If it was done with reason, you could interpret existence as punishment for something.
If not, someone's just being a dick.