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why don't you fuckk her OP

Nothing is permanent, anon. You will lose your mom someday, but that's not what you should be focusing on. Just appreciate her while she's here and let her know how much you love her. When it's time to let go, you'll get through it just fine. Humans are designed to overcome loss because our lives are nothing but loss.

iktf, i luv my mom as well, and she's always been frail & sickly & thin, it's been worse since my dad left for another woman, then my older sister married & left, then my older brother became a tranny & got his own place, now i'm practically a NEET, yeah life kind of sucks right now

>>38193286
There's nothing wrong with counting letters in a spam shitpost. The only thing is that you say reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee in the first place.

>>38193286
I counted the e's in you're post to see if you were lying.

when nobody's home I act like I'm on drugs
I also repeat phrases, words or syllables with an underbite while smiling freakishly and turning my eyes upwards looking (not really looking) at the place where your thrid eye's supposed to be whilstdth've throwing my hands in the air.
I'll kms when I'll be 62 or so

>>38193278
for what my good anon?

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>>38193341
We'll know it when it happens.

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>>38193278
Sure, I'm pretty good at this. Been doing it for 22 years.

>>38193181
Do you have version that's actually originally readable?

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How do I get a qt manic pixie dream ENFP girl gf?

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>implying Snakeoil isn't a femlet

>>38193133
Post it you silly cucky, nobody will give a shit

>>38193133
No but you should think twice before bringing Facebook to 4chan.

>>38193133
>"robots"
>posts a normiebook screen
You do not fully grasp what this place is all about, am I wrong?

>>38193090
All that'll do is create Boomers.

>>38193090
>He thinks fallout is based on reality

>>38193090
oy vey goyim but look at that family! Its so racist, not even a single trans person in the family!

>>38193086
They perceive me as a moody person.

>>38193086
like I'm a child because an adult would not have mental issues

>>38193086
>that guy who throws up on my carpet
>that guy who one time peed on my carpet
>that guy we keep inviting over even though he's a boring loser with no life outside his bedroom
I don't know, I think they see me as boring, but just good to have around.

>>38193064

Chillin, hbu?

>never abandon the principle of struggle

just skimmed through the author's biography. He dropped out of college and never had a job. His parents were rich as fuck and supported him

>muh struggle

Marrying a Japanese girl.

Good job op you discovered the secret. Smart thread, great launchpoint for a groundbreaking discussion. I'm proud of you.

>>38193091

I've known it for a while, but could never figure out why. It's baffling.

>>38193091
shut up roastie, you dont have sentience

females = psychological zombies

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>>38193047
>Americans ACTUALLY debate whether birth control/abortions should be given out taxpayer funded

Of course they should unless you want to pay gorillions in benefits

>inb4 someone says just let the children die or something equally edgy

>>38193047
deregulate k-12, make children able to work, make parent's rights dissolve, deregulate planned parenthood

Funded.

All of the rednecks and niggers and gangbanger beaner retards are all unplanned pregnancies. Birth control and abortion should be free.

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>>38193022
List of "dere" types

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>>38193022
Better version; now seen addressed issues

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>>38193022
>>38193117
Looks like I'm still development period..

Even more issues addressed

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>>38192935
"Every journey begins with a single step, son. All it takes it showing up, talking to the manager, looking him in the eye, and giving him a firm handshake. It's all about showing them you're interested in the job."

Pretty sure you don't need experience but you do need to be at least a HS grad and have some references

>>38192935
Just flirt with the girl behind the counter at wherever you want a job. Works for me. Just be yourself bro.

translation: Im a autistic weird fat neckbeard weeb whose bored of anime right now and wants to fuck with random desperate lonely guys by pretending to be a e-girl

This is now a dubs thread

check my dubs, you fucking niggers

>>38192940
literally t h i s literally

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>>38192909
Whoo! Stopping fascist scum and defending the motherland. Its very hard to see your comrades die from MG fire and have the Commissar to shoot your friends for cowardice amirite guys!

>>38192909
Philippines LARP LARPing

Connie's shorts are too big

>>38192836
Lived.
and kept living.

I don't recycle.

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Ghosted some roastie after speaking to her for like a month and slowly building up a completely fake personality before ghosting because i got bored AMA