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Tell me about the first breast you ever touched (not your moms when you were 5)

How big were they? Did it surprise you how comfy they were? Did you instantly get a boner?

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Anonymous 2017-01-23 02:42:07 Post No.34360059
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>>34359935
>grabbed a drunk girls tits at a party one time
It was through a shirt and sweater so I didn't feel shit. This was my trying to be a normie phase so I was at a party my friend of the time invited me to years back.

my life is a disaster

Anonymous 2017-01-23 02:45:16 Post No.34360093
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>>34359935
Bump so I can loath myself

Anonymous 2017-01-23 02:46:44 Post No.34360113
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>>34360059

why don't you try again? how old are you?

surely its not too late to fix it. I knew a drunk 58 year old drug addict who turned his life around by the time he was 63 and got married. If he can do it, you can too.

>>34360093

Are you drinking enough water?

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Rust Anonymous 2017-01-23 02:32:04 Post No. 34359923 [Report] [View this topic]

Why does everyone bully me in Rust? I just want to make my comfy home in the mountains and be a virtual hermit. All I was trying to do was make a water purifier that I was going to leave by the shore so anyone could use it if they wanted, and a pair of hicks with bows come and murder me, steal all my shit and wreck my house

I don't wanna play any more

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Anonymous 2017-01-23 02:37:57 Post No.34360007
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>>34359923
What do you expect in those types of kill or be killed games, OP? Just hide from everybody before they can get you

Anonymous 2017-01-23 04:35:04 Post No.34361512
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Anonymous 2017-01-23 04:35:04 Post No.34361512 [Report]

Can't it be played offline or in your own private server? Fuck people

Anonymous 2017-01-23 04:47:21 Post No.34361650
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>>34359923
just join a group, reap some of the spoils and take off.

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Anonymous 2017-01-23 02:31:40 Post No. 34359917 [Report] [View this topic]

>tfw got a written warning from the police for almost getting ran over by a car

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Anonymous 2017-01-23 02:32:49 Post No.34359932
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>>34359917
Dont let it happen again

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>>34359917
Explain this shit at once faggot.

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>>34359917
what happened anon I am curious

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Free Tickets Day 4 Anonymous 2017-01-23 02:30:59 Post No. 34359908 [Report] [View this topic]

They're up for grabs again.

I have an extra ticket for Final Fantasy Distant Worlds Orchestra performance on January 28th. It is in Newark New Jersey at 8 o'clock in the evening. Lasts about 2 hours.

The ticket is free and the company is too. You just need to meet me there.

Any contact is fine.

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Anonymous 2017-01-23 02:32:22 Post No.34359928
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>>34359908
can you do tickets for something closer to me, bro ?

unless you can also give me free plane tickets LMAO

Anonymous 2017-01-23 02:34:00 Post No.34359951
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>>34359928
I would buy you plane tickets but I spent too much money during the holidays. Sorry man.

Anonymous 2017-01-23 02:35:08 Post No.34359968
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>>34359951
LOL dude I couldn't accept that much money from someone anyway. I hope your thing here works out and if you're ever around tennessee I'd be up to hang out

take it easy, bro

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Anonymous 2017-01-23 02:30:34 Post No. 34359900 [Report] [View this topic]

Why don't you have an /r9k/ bf yet?

>ywn meet up with him and as he anxiously memespouts irl and hugs you
>ywn take him to a resturaunt while holding his hand and embarrassing him
>ywn have an unironic discussion about feels irl while walking through the park
>ywn take him to a motel and cuddle until you both fall asleep

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>>34359900
ITT: post yfw there are people who actually believe this can happen and even fantasize about this in their imagination

Anonymous 2017-01-23 02:50:25 Post No.34360152
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>>34359900
I have an irl /pol/ friend and the memespouting and unironic discussion about feels and ~~securing the existence of our people~~ part is accurate. No homo shit tho since he's straight and I'm a closet fag

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This sounds cute. GIVE ME A ROBOT BF NOW

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Anonymous 2017-01-23 02:29:46 Post No. 34359888 [Report] [View this topic]

if this is dubs, I'll take a picture of myself RIGHT NOW and post it here.

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Anonymous 2017-01-23 02:30:11 Post No.34359894
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>>34359888
I got trips, does this count as dubs.
Hmm.

Anonymous 2017-01-23 02:30:36 Post No.34359901
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Anonymous 2017-01-23 02:30:36 Post No.34359901 [Report]

Since it's trips you have to be naked

Anonymous 2017-01-23 02:30:56 Post No.34359906
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>>34359894
its means you have to take a picture and kill yourself get to it OP

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Anyone wanna join my cult 2017-01-23 02:27:20 Post No.34359850
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Anyone wanna join my cult Anonymous 2017-01-23 02:27:20 Post No. 34359850 [Report] [View this topic]

Called Garden State. Infinite happiness, family, and the truth.

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Anonymous 2017-01-23 02:30:20 Post No.34359895
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>>34359850
i'm interested, tell me more

originato

Anonymous 2017-01-23 02:32:12 Post No.34359925
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>>34359850
you have my attention
pls enlighten us about your fine organization

Anonymous 2017-01-23 02:33:38 Post No.34359945
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Anonymous 2017-01-23 02:33:38 Post No.34359945 [Report]

We seek spiritual release to find why we are here. To challange standard thought and to think fpr yourself

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fat feels 2017-01-23 02:23:51 Post No.34359792
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fat feels Anonymous 2017-01-23 02:23:51 Post No. 34359792 [Report] [View this topic]

I know a lot of americans aren't up yet but let's give it a shot anyway.

Were you fat as a child?

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Anonymous 2017-01-23 02:26:44 Post No.34359840
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>>34359792

Yes, I was a fat pretty much all my life, I was always the fat kid in class, I was the fat guy at work.

Last year I decided to get my shit together and start to eat better so I lost a lot of weight.

Anonymous 2017-01-23 02:31:18 Post No.34359912
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Yes, and in my middle school being fat meant you were public enemy #1. No one liked you and Kids I use to play with suddenly started to call me names and totally forgot about the times we hung out at each others houses. Didn't feel good. Now I have trust issues and always feel like I have to be on guard even with my closest friends that I have now.

Anonymous 2017-01-23 02:32:52 Post No.34359933
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>>34359792
Yeah
Is starving myself an effective way of losing weight?
I used to eat a shit ton as a kid and now I only eat one salad a day, but Im lazy as shit and don't work out.

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Anonymous 2017-01-23 02:23:23 Post No. 34359785 [Report] [View this topic]

>last night, first time kissing a girl
>She suddently put her tongue inside my mouth

W-wait, what? Am i suppose to enjoy this?It was literally disgusting

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Anonymous 2017-01-23 02:24:19 Post No.34359801
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Agreed. Tongue is pretty shit tier desu

Anonymous 2017-01-23 02:24:27 Post No.34359804
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Anonymous 2017-01-23 02:24:27 Post No.34359804 [Report]

>kissing a girl
Leave normie

Anonymous 2017-01-23 02:27:27 Post No.34359853
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Anonymous 2017-01-23 02:27:27 Post No.34359853 [Report]

>Putting her tongue in your mouth
Thats pretty gay OP

Tongue kissing is like a double edged sword in dominance. The person who's tongue enters the other is the dominant one yet the other person could easily bite off your tongue. The trick is making the other person 100% clear that they want to bite

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Anonymous 2017-01-23 02:19:05 Post No. 34359726 [Report] [View this topic]

ITT i be nice to anyone who posts

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Anonymous 2017-01-23 02:20:23 Post No.34359745
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im skeptical.

but whatever

How are you, OP?

Anonymous 2017-01-23 02:27:35 Post No.34359856
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>>34359745
Pretty good. Just feel like being nice. How are you?

Why is it hard to beleive someone is willing to be nice without payment or outside motives?

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>>34359856
It is a noble effort, anon.
I suppose I'm just uneasy because of how many times I've been fucked over, you know?

I've been better. Feeling pretty sick right now, but at least I have vidya.

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Anonymous 2017-01-23 02:18:16 Post No. 34359715 [Report] [View this topic]

>tfw you wake up at 3am with terrible diarrhea
>taken 2 anti-diarrheal pills and a swig of Pepto
>still feel like shit
>tired as fuck
>can't go to sleep because it could strike at any moment
>cant comfortably play vidya without having to get up every hour or so
>cant watch TV because mommy said she doesnt want me pooping on the chair

Please end my suffering

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Anonymous 2017-01-23 02:38:37 Post No.34360016
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Just do what I did
Develop an incurable disease that forces the surgeons to tear your guts out and leave you shitting into a bag attached at the waist
Then you can just shit constantly into the bag until it fills up

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>>34360016
>mfw I work in distribution center for shitbags

So glad I'm not one of you fuckers. Did they yank everything out or only the lower intestines?

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>>34360054
I actually got off easy, only a minor part of my large bowel was removed. The ileostomy was done in a reversible manner, but it remains to be seen whether I'll recover enough to see it reversed.

I only had it done a week ago, I'm still in hospital. I'm 22. It's fucking disgusting, but... before agreeing to it, I was getting taken into hospital every 2-3 months for recurring abscesses, and this was the only option presented for stopping it.

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Anonymous 2017-01-23 02:16:46 Post No. 34359698 [Report] [View this topic]

>live in sweden
>second most raped country in the world
>still a virgin

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Anonymous 2017-01-23 02:19:46 Post No.34359736
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I would gladly fix that if you're a woman.

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>>34359736
Disregard this fucking casual, I'll fix your problem as long as your hole is relatively clean

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>>34359698
do you have a nice looking blonde sister, OP?

share her with us, we are better than those niggers and mudslimes

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Anonymous 2017-01-23 02:15:46 Post No. 34359687 [Report] [View this topic]

What rope would I need to get to hang 6'1 140lbs person?
How long does it need to be?
How thick the branch needs to be to not break? Any types of trees I should avoid?
How do I buy said rope without being suspicious at store?

~~asking for a friend~~

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Anonymous 2017-01-23 02:18:01 Post No.34359709
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Advice posts belong on /adv/. Fuck off.

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Anonymous 2017-01-23 02:19:07 Post No.34359727 [Report]

This bait is so shitty that you actually should kill yourself.

Get at least 1/2" rope and find a good hardwood tree.

Anonymous 2017-01-23 02:21:38 Post No.34359763
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>>34359727
does material its made of matter?
how do i differentiate a hardwood tree?

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Any robots self harm? Anonymous 2017-01-23 02:13:02 Post No. 34359661 [Report] [View this topic]

I know Eliza does

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>>34359661
yep

orion

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>>34359661
what's written on her left leg is it "nice", the right one is "meme" I think.....?

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