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If someone asks you to be their maid of honor, what does this mean?
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Means you're a girl padre
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>>35972686
so doe sthi mean i can eat the cake all to myself mwhehehahah
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>>35972667
Idk, since I'm a male
Probably means that you have to clean up after the wedding, hence maid.
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> talking to match on Tinder
> it takes her 2-5 hours to reply
> when she does, it's always a short meaning like " yes haha" or "I will check that out", "haha no"
Who has the patience for this?
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>>35972642
Obviously not her, she's not interested in talking to you. Don't be dense.
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>>35972642
She's talking to dozens of different guys like you who are just as thirsty. Some of them are hotter, and more interesting. She's a slut getting her ego stroked.
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>>35972642
She doesn't care about you. Move on.
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Oh shit my tv just broke from the base. It's a Samsung.
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I couldn't have expected this.
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Keks i laughed good job anon
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>>35972574
what are you gonna do about it, anon?
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Hey /r9k/, ex-Chad here. I feel like this is something I need to get off my chest and I hope you guys are understanding. I guess you could consider this kind of an apology, but not really. There's this girl that I've been friends with for many years and I hadn't seen her as a sexual conquest until recently when she started talking about her boyfriend more and more. I realized that as the superior male specimen that I was, I had to get her to leave her boyfriend and be with me. At this point in my life, I had realized that I was tired of sleeping around and I was ready to settle down. This woman is a 10/10. She's decently attractive, she's intelligent, and she's traditional. (read:virgin) I almost feel bad about stealing her from her ex but if he was worthy, in the first place, wouldn't I not have been able to take her from him?
tl;dr I know her ex goes to /r9k/ and I just wanted to explain how I felt about the whole thing. I guess I'm sorry I took her from you, bro. No hard feelings. I'll take care of her, and you're going to find a good girl for you. I'm sure of that.
pic related, it's me reeling her in.
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>>35972554
>reeling her in
So you are lying to her through your teeth or what?
What do you plan on doing with her, larper?
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>>35972720
>you are lying to her through your teeth or what?
Well, I mean, I guess at the time I was, but now I'm truly in love with her.
>What do you plan on doing with her
We're going to get married pretty soonish. Make her a house wife to take care of our kids.
>larper
fuck you
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>>35972554
>cut off your best friend
>your best friend
is thou a puppeteer or what
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>Classmate who rejected me weeks ago when I asked her out on a date
>Said she didn't see me that way, wanted to be friends etc.
>Today
>Sends this
What did she mean by this?
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eat her out then rape her
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>>35972531
Theirs two options here
>She ligit just wants you to give her a bj, and perhaps give you one. Making you friends with benefits
>she's testing your subservience, seeing if she can get your beta loser ass to give her a bj with nothing in return.
Have fun figuring out which one it is.
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>>35972617
It was some dumb Twitter thing, how bad did I fuck up?
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even though you werent born chad, you can work hard and be vegeta who is second best
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I'm not strong
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>>35973124
You don't have to be strong Anon, all you need is PRRIIIIIDDDEE
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I'm just as tall as goku at 5'9, why must i be the manlet
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STOP! Post the last video you watched on youtube.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XP-zqBsvxno
I'm going to bed. This thread better be alive when I wake up.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpCXxqiTjqE
All day every day niggers
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOwYAsCcPCM
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>>35972494
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdXQJS3Yv0Y
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ITT: Things we will never experience/hear
>"Thanks for spending the weekend with me anon, love you."
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What is the point of your thread?
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>>35972489
>ITT: Things we will never experience/hear
whats the poiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiint?
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>>35972467
Lol she would be cupping my man tits in that position
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How many of you robots are also krautchan bernds?
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Reporting in.
This board honestly has shit memes desu.
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Go to >>>/int/ and find your missing krauts!
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>>35972532
But 4chan /int/ is a absolute shit, it's just generals where the five people who lurk 4chan from a shitty irrelevant country circlejerk in their native language because their too shitty and irrelevant to have their own chan.
Krautchan /int/ is the only quality international board on the interwebs.
Join this comfy small NEET r9k server and talk about things
https://discord.gg/f9nZzPs
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We have a bird slut
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Comfy group for gamers https://discord.gg/QEVmQ
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>/r9k/
>discord
>comfy
Pick one
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Is this the ideal body type for a woman, /r9k/?
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>>35972398
No, abs on a woman are unattractive.
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>>35972398
>>35972437
There was a famous study that said that dudes who were attracted to muscular girls were unconsously gay because they were attracted to the male features on females because typically females have dainty bodies compared to dudes
So you're all fags, nothing wrong with a fit qt, but a muscular one is literally gay
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>>35972516
>"famous study"
>citation needed
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Why do people cut themselves?
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it's an unhealthy coping mechanism, people with poor coping skills cut themselves
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>>35972335
Distracts me from the other things I feel sometimes. Also because it feels good and like something I deserve. I like the blood and the scars too for some reason.
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>>35972335
Used to do it in high school, mixture of self hatred and feverish emotions. Helps in the short term but it's retarded
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Are you all actually better than furries?
>Call them degerates, neets, What you will.
Do you know how much those suits cost? They spend thousands just on a hobby. That's something you need a job for. They even get out more than you fucks.
What's your excuse?
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>>35972271
>tfw at least furries have friends and you don't
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Furries are actually better than most people.
Braver, at least. More creative too.
Not saying they're the most brave or most creative or anything. Just moreso than the average bear.
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What are the places with most furries out there?
Asking for a friend who is planning to move to that place
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Can I make a confession to you FBI/CIA? I bought a ten pack of slim bikini style panties last night. I bought them with tampons and lube so it looked like I was on a trip for my girlfriend.
I'm not gonna like part of it is a sexual kink, but I had no idea how comfortable they are to wear! They stretch to fit with thin material, and they are so slim that no one would really catch a peek of me wearing them in public.
Still need to problem solve how I am going to stealth wash them at my parents house. But really there ain't no shame up in my game. They look soooooooo fucking cute on me and have improved my quality of life thus far.
So that's my dirty little secret. Record it into your databass. I am 8/10 on the straightness scale if it matters
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i want to jump on your skull you twisted deviant
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>>35972263
Stop worrying about your sexuality because we don't care. The panties you'll need to hand wash in the sink. What kind did you get because I've wanted to buy more.
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>>35972316
It's not even a deviant thing I just thought it was something that was out of my comfort zone so I tried it and I liked it
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Would you eat a qt's butt if she wanted to show her dominance over you by snapchatting it to her friends?
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id wear the shit stain mustache as a badge
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>>35972237
If I ever have a haircut that shit then yes I probably deserve it.
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>>35972237
My tongue would be in her most private place, how would that be a display of dominance over me?