ITT: what was the "event" at your school part 2
Weird how a lot of these stories were teachers getting done for showing porn on the projector. I used to Google shit with the projector on and once or twice porn came up, the kids just laughed at it, to my knowledge nobody ever said anything. This was before I retired in 2014 too.
To answer the question we had a string of bomb threats, blamed on the autistic kid who I know didn't do it but I couldn't say anything because new teacher and nobody cared. Then one kid rolled down the toilet paper and wrote "I just dropped a bomb in this toilet" and rolled it back up. This was after the first two bomb threats so we had hall monitors checking the bathrooms after every time someone went in there.
When I was an intern in '99 another intern called in a bomb threat to his host school and had to repeat his internship, he may have gotten kicked out of the program.
The expression "paper-thin personality" is used rather often.
Friendly reminder that Connie is a boy and has a penis.
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Now that the pizza crust has settled, what does /r9k/ think of TheReportOfTheWeek?
>he is my roll model
extremely early sexual experiences thread
i wanna die
I can't post the topic of the poll here as to not bias the results. Please it is just one question. http://www.strawpoll.me/13365366
P.S. All bumps are appreciated.
memes aside, what would happen if an actual beta uprising took place? How much could an entire army of robot tier people actually do?
>Hey! I'm new in town,care to show me around? :)
>tfw I'm becoming happier just playing vidya and watching anime all day
>have lost all interest in having a gf or friends
feels good my dudes
>You have been muted for 4 seconds, because your comment was too low in content (0.00% content).
I know that feel
YWN have this view
>Wishes for gf
>Has bullshit standards
You're all idiots.
>stacy asks me out to homecoming junior year in front of half the cafeteria
>say no because I think it's a prank
>find out same day that it was definitely a prank
>different girl asks me out to that year's winter formal, including a really heartfelt bit about how she thought the prank stacy tried to pull was rude and uncalled for
>this couldn't possibly be a prank
>get stood up night of winter formal
>she sends me one text after 2 hours of trying to get ahold of her
>literally reads "lol gotchu"
>mwf it was a prank
>In high school
>Tell a joke that everyone clearly hears
>No one laughs, all stare at me awkwardly
>A few seconds later, popular kid tells the same joke
>It's word for word
>Everyone is hysterical
>Teacher is holding his gut
>Girl winks at him
>talking to close friend
>Drinking ~5 bottle of tea
>Decided to burp in friends ear
>Turns to right and tries to burp
>Starts throwing up
>Whips around and throws up on lap
>Stand up to go to bathroom to wash of shorts
>Little bit of puke falls on ground
>Nobody ever finds out
>Still smells acidic next day
>Friend asks me smell next day, never realises I almost threw up in ear
That is the best I got.
>hey you, can you spare some change?
how do you respond?
What are we in the golden age of right now without realizing it? Seems like nothing but I hope I'm wrong. Don't say television
I just found $100 in my old jeans.
Dubs decides what I do with them.
Quads gets the money.
>tfw been out of school for 6 years as a NEET
>tfw placed into precalculus at community college
>tfw don't want to feel shame of being a brainlet in a remedial class
>tfw can take it online or in person
What would you guys do?
there are a lot of adults at community college, it's not that big of a deal to be 'older'
also I think this is a school policy thing but at mine the online classes make you socialize a lot more than in-person classes. In-person you just show up, pay attention, then leave. The online classes have a lot of group work, discussion threads, etc. It sucks, never doing online classes again personally.
any of you robots live in South Carolina? specifically the low country? i need some friends and most of the people here are fucking awful rednecks