Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 9041. page

>>35259949
How about I beat you and lock you in the closet.

you got peanut butter for dem waffles?
butter and syrup is for kids, a man needs his protein. so Imma also need glass of milk, and you better fuckin have strawberry nesquick or else you takin a trip to the store

>I HATE WAFFLES ROASTIE YOU'RE TRYING TO KILL MY GAINZ REEEE

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>tfw came back from my workout and still haven't showered
You should get under my desk and atleast licky dick clean.

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>>35260025
Oh my goodness, I'd love to. I'd tug at your pants and rub your thick, musky cock on my face to savor the delicious scent before covering it in my drool...

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Such a romantic exchange.

>>35259824
Fear and cowardice

>>35259824
Too many niggers and ass play in prison

>>35259846
Totally same xD

I did, I could tell the guy I was talking to fucking hated me but was trying his best to be professional.

I don't know if it helped, I was only really considering whether or not it was a reasonable idea or not, and I'm still doing that.

>>35259887
>I could tell the guy I was talking to fucking hated me
what did he say that indicated that?

>>35259822
Called one, i just cried a bunch and talked about how shitty my life at home was. She told me to focus on one thing, so that one thing was moving out. Then today I learned that due to me being technically self-employed at my job, I owe 6k in taxes and thats shits increasing by 1% every day. I was planning on moving out and going to school and I can't even do that. I'm retarded.

Dude who cares what he thinks

second of all why would he ever think that?

>>35259798
Yea probably. You're fucked

Idk why you would order 2 pizzas in one fucking day you fat shit
if anything go pick it up and its cheaper

the big pizza companies fuck you with delivery fees and their prizes are inflated as fuck

Why do you bother coming here when it's for robots

>>35259895
Because it's entertaining. And it's low data since it's just a text and image board. Also I should say interesting not entertaining. It's fascinating to see what a small population of people on here believe

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Work is slow gonna bump

>>35259685
Where are you going? Great her with a quick hug.

>>35259685
Greet her with a finger to the butt hole.
Yours, not hers.

>>35259699
Meet up at a local entertainment/shopping center. Around lunch time. The center has quite a few caffes/restaurants and also a cinema which i hadn't planned to visit.

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Or this tan and green one it's cheaper

>>35259681

Get the tan and green, looks better IMO and you save money

>>35260074
You're right. It does look a little more subtle.
The gears are different on each bike.

>>35259674
Waiting for my mum to die first.

I'm waiting for my mother to die.

>>35259749
i got it in the first one, anon

everything is a pissing contest
virginity
music taste
even on 4chan
how 'patrician' you are etc.

>>35259680
What the fuck does that have to do with my thread?

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>>35259653
post more haruhis

>>35259574
That's hilarious. Thanks anon, made my day a little brighter.

you cant kek this stuff up lol

>>35259593
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha

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>>35259570
My dad taught me that when I was like 6 years old. The research I've done firsthand in the intervening years has just further proven his hypothesis.

>>35259570
desu I've been thinking that about most robots for a while now.
>Mostly NEETs
>Mostly live with their parents
>Can understand when people make different decisions to them
>Have practically 0 social skills

I'm sure there's more, but the similarities between robots and children is uncanny.

>>35259779
You're just an idiot. The term manchild is thrown around here a lot.

>>35259564
I have patch of white hair at the temple of my head, its been there since I was 17-18 I think. No other white hair.

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>>35259564
>He found a white hair
All downhill from there buddy

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>>35259564
>>35259923

I have a friend who has patches of white hair all over his head and he's 19. Calm down you probably just have what Anderson cooper has. This is him at like 25 and hes got a full head of grey hair.

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>>35259513
Why even try?

Origanioli

>>35259513
if you do surveys and stuff at swagbucks and instagc you can get steam gift cards if you're desperate enough. Or you could just use your gender and post your tits and hope some desperate manchild will buy it for you so you can just remove them because you're secretly creped out by them and want nothing to do with them

>>35259546
If I clean my house mummy gives me ten bucks on pay day

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>>35259500
How were you created? I am a bussy person so I have not as much time as I would like to actively force with Maria.

(30 minutes a day + chatting thoughout the day)

Any tips would be greatly appretiated

>>35259500
I would say first of all try to imagine them walking beside you and staning beside you. What do they wear, how do they lean, and what do they do when someone is rude to you?

Futhermore you don't have to start with alot of forcing but you should do it as much as feels right. If it doesn't feel right to go one hour don't go one hour. I think you'll find though that you want to spend more and more time doing it.

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>>35259550
I've looked on the internet for some guides, could you recommend me any?

Also I am at the point where if I talk to her she will respond and we can have a good conversation. However she never initiates the conversation.

Is this normal or will she start interjecting during everyday life as she becomes more developed?