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Who /late bloomer/ here? 2017-01-15 10:37:11 Post No.34158221
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>tfw looked like complete shit until after leaving high school
>now look good but socially awkward as fuck from the invisible years
Its the worst
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Oh fuck off with this image. If you're 10/10 you have literally no ground to stand on regarding MUH DEPRESSION
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>>34158239
Youre setting up sone kind of false dichotomy here buddy, didnt say i was a 10 but i went from like a 4 to a 7
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honestly nobody gives a fuck but you
everyone is socially awkward at every age
Post dumb women video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCgVCV8pCbQ
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>>34158206
>that audibly fat woman yelling
I'd kick her in the river desu
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>>34158206
>that lack of proper klaxoning
I've run a regatta before and I would've fucking taken the marshals heads off for that
That aside women really do tend to be incompetent coxes at a way higher rate than men. Pretty much every crash in a race I've ever been involved in was caused by a female being unable to judge ditances correctly, not steering / making calls assertively enough etc.
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>>34158503
And I do realise that those are coxless fours in OPs vid before anyone calls me an idiot
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official r9k /ourguy/ thread 2017-01-15 10:29:31 Post No.34158113
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official r9k /ourguy/ thread
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2017-01-15 10:29:31
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the time is here, robots
place your nominations for r9k's official /ourguy/, a person who will now, for the sake of memery and good sportsmanship, get the unquestioned full support of all r9k users, ironically or otherwise.
include some sort of reference or link for the person so others know who they are, and explain why you think they should get the title. support nominations you agree with by giving the nomination a (You) and a +1 or an "I agree" or something.
I'll start with a nomination for demo.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fib4-S9ENpE
>his opening monologue (0:40-1:00) that encapsulates the robot lifestyle
>fat
>poor (quoted as saying that he watches anime because he can't afford cable)
>main hobby and job is watching anime and making videos about it
>extremely self-aware
>quoted as being a 4chan user, albeit the fact that it's /a/
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I will add to the demo nomination
>got popular
>started putting out nonsense videos, like a video of a train, a video of him starting a bike, etc.
>he was quoted as saying he put out this content to drive away "normal people" from his channel.
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Let's get the obvious ones out of the way:
reviewbrah
eggman
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>>34158498
have a (you) for reviewbrah
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Hi i have a fetish for men over 300 pounds
Fembot
ama
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>>34158093
When did you decide this?
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>>34158093
Are you overweight? Post body pic.
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>>34158093
>over 300
Ffffuck youuuu
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If you room is clean you're NOT a robot.
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Might I ask what those bottle on the floor contain?
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>>34158155
They're piss bottles you normie.
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Are those little girl panties on the drawer?
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>tfw no scandinavian gf
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>>34157980
I'm taking this to the Archive for you.
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>>34157980
Sweden is beautiful, also the age of consent is 15 there
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>>34158021
Very true. This thread, however. Is over. We have to go.
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Nothing matters. You are born, you live, you eat, you sleep, and you die. Worms eat your corpse and the abyss of nothingness takes you. People say "Hell" would be a bad fate, but at least in hell you would exist, the reality is that you will cease to exist, your memory, your personality, your consciousness, gone.
Call me edgy if you like but that's how it is.
Getting a gf, a car, friends, your own house, children, none of it matters because you will cease to exist. The true meaning of life is just to do whatever keeps the misery away and use things like video games and anime to escape from reality.
Sad.
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>>34157946
Lol if this actually bothers you then you're a huge pussy, sorry anon
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I dunno the fact that in the end everything will eventually fade into non-existent is actually pretty comforting for me
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>>34157946
why do we automatically assume that existence is better than non existence?
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>lil sis (9y) came in my room at night and asked me why dad makes mom cry again
>they told her it's just a roleplay game the play sometimes
>I told her that I will explain it to her
what should I say? She's gonna learn it eventually, but is she ready old enough to get her world view destroyed?
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>lil roastie
fixed for you
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>>34157875
Why does your mother cry during sex? Or is your sister mistaking crying for moaning?
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>>34157893
Yes, I guess so. Never heard my parents having sex by myself, but her room is next to them so she will hear them rather often.
>Decides to take no fap challenge for 30 days
>Masturbates on the first day
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what was the culprit?
blox
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>>34157964
I... I dont know. My dong just stood, then my hand moved on its own. It was like something was controlling my own body..... something very powerful.
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I am 15 days in and counting.
You should try again.
Just wanted to let you all no that this is wut a reel alfa looks lik
pshhh
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>>34157854
now stick several q-tips into your nose
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>>34158226
e z p z lemin skweezi
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>>34157854
Joe Rogan pls stop posting pls
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Why do you still masturbate?
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>>34157840
hey else am i supposed to kill 5 minutes?
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>>34157840
because it is the closest thing to being inside of youdonald
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Feels good downstairs
>tfw diagnosed with actual autism
>tfw I was only faking for NEETbux
>tfw I'm stuck with this diagnosis forever
>tfw I did it all just so I didn't have to get a job
guys I'm freaking our a bit. I woke up today and realized how fucked up this truly is. I'm actually a somewhat healthy guy in his twenties (just really fucking lazy) and I'm now wrongly diagnosed because I wanted to stay home and play video games.
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How do you pull such a thing off anon?
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How did you manage this?
In Australia they just kicked off a huge amount of people off disability if they just have autism-tier disabilities. Like 300,000+ people got kicked off.
You gotta have full blown super-cancer-super-aids to get disability now.
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>>34157824
start investing your money or something find out how to turn the extra money you have leftover from paying to be alive into more money that way you can live comfortably
try to leave your house at least once or twice a week even if it's just to get one thing at the store
and do something extra when you go out don't just go straight to the store and back
if it's a nice day out maybe go sit in a park
if people annoy you find a secluded nature area to walk around in or something
Guys I did it. After my 28 years I not a kissless virgin anymore, just a virgin.
>have a good female friend at work
>I come to her house for the night cause we have to work on a project
>we work to late hours
>when we finish she says we should open up a bottle of wine
>we start to talk about relationships
>I told her I am still a kissless virgin
>"What anon? Really?"
>yeah
>"We can help it come here"
>she grabs me and she gaves me my first kiss in my life
>it was so fucking awesome holy shit
>after the kiss we are watching each other for 10 seconds, I didn't know how to react
>maybe I fucked it up here
>"W-well...thanks femanon"
>she smiles at me
>"You are welcome. Just don't tell it anyone."
>"o-okay."
>Well anon it is time to go to the bed"
>I leave to the guest room and sleep
>at themornng she gave me breakfast we didn't talk about it
>now I am at home
HOLY shit. Is this how does it feel to be in love? That kiss was so intense, it was a better feeling than my best fap ever.
What do you guys think, is there a chance that she will let me have sex with her? I was just thinking...maybe. Or does this mean she likes me? Should I ask her out for a date?
But I am grateful enough for this.
daaamn it was so good.
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wew lad, this sounds kind of cucked, i doubt she will provide for you vagina, why would you admityou are KV?
n-not that im jelly
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>>34158000
>why would you admityou are KV?
we are good friends, we tell to each other everything. She told me about the chads she fucked in the past, and it was my turn I didn't want to lie.
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congrats man its a good feel
love really is amazing while it lasts
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but /r9k/ told me looks are all that matters?
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He's a famous billionaire CEO
It's LOOKS, STATUS & MONEY
He has status and money, which is enough to bag a good looking gold-digging whore
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He's attractive though? I dunno what you're trying to get at here anon...
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>>34158987
He's roughly average. Also if you've ever heard him talk in public social settings, especially a few years back, he's awkward and quirky.
The high degree of money, fame, and status all supercedes all of this though.
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Enlightened Feels (ID: !ygVEDXZ2Fs)
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Hello.
Your path to enlightenment begins here; ask any question, and you shall receive an answer. Posters are encourage to post wojaks.
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>>34157768
Should I get out of bed tomorrow?
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>>34157768
Should I continue to regard my fantasy life as more important as my real life?
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What's your breathing technique?
How do you incorporate meditation during sex?Since ever I use "want a back massage" to get girls I hook up with topless/naked in bed and ready to fuck, but recently I discovered that if I guide them through a 5 minute "meditation workshop", in which I tell them to breath deep, regularly, relax, feel to their tip of their fingers etc. etc. they get used to taking commands in bed and it goes even smoother.