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So are you your mother's favorite son?
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Probably not, my brother is actually successful
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I'm her only son so I win by default.
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>>37869237
No she constantly fantasizes about having a younger Chad son
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ITT we share our dreams then redpill each other on why they wont come true
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>want to graduate by 23
>want well paying lab job
>want qt chubby glasses wearing gf/wife
>want to be told I matter to someone who isnt family
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>>37869204
>Graduate by 23
How old are you and how far off from graduation? Everything else you have listed seems manageable.
Mine:
>write a novel that does at least moderately well
>marry a qt
>get swole
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>>37869204
>want Saber to love me
you don't need to redpill me, I know it'll never come true
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>>37869425
Im 21 but class availability will put me back 3-5 years
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What killed old Internet culture?
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Smartphones were the final nail in the coffin.
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>>37869191
New internet culture
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>>37869211
u talkin about flash m8
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Why aren't you part of a steam group that isn't toxic or doesn't have drama?
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/PocketSand
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>>37869160
>dosen't have drama
but drama is the best thing about steam groups
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>>37869431
I thought it was the comfy chat
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come down for a nice chat about milk.
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What are your bad habits/coping mechanisms?
Mine include:
>Nail biting
>Fingertip biting
>Excessive masturbation (2-3 times a day)
>Overeating
>Compulsively buying CDs and records online (currently waiting on nine items, most of which I'll probably play once before never touching again)
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>>37869128
Is 2-3 times a day really considered excessive?
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>>37869152
Maybe only slightly. However, my average fap session takes up to an hour and involves about 20 tabs of porn which I'll keep open for days or weeks so I won't have to reload all the pages three times a day.
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Bad habits
>Talking to myself
>Making unnecessary noises and sounds
>Exaggerating things to make people laugh
Coping mechanisms
>Completely shut down and turn on auto pilot any time I communicate with another human being so I don't say anything genuine that will make them realize I'm a shitty person
>Envision myself as a monster so I don't feel hurt when people inevitably treat me like subhuman garbage
>Keep everything bottled up saying "I don't care" and smiling and laughing when someone or something makes me furious until one day nervous laughter explodes out of nowhere and I scream and punch myself like a retard
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are my wants in a bf too much r9k?
the ones i marked with an * are imperative
>cluster b mental illness*
>light hair
>over 5'11-6'2
>cute smile
>can handle my breakdowns at their worst*
>not many friends besides me*
>average weight
>loves cuddling*
>likes /mu/core
>doesn't get tired of me
>weeb
>leftist but not sjw
>loves me*
>smokes weed
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>>37869111
I think you might just have shit taste.
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>>37869111
Yes...
Mine are just:
>white
>female
>average weight
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>>37869166
>>37869111
Truly pathetic. I feel sorry for your sad fucks. Just embrace your loliness and stop fanticizing about your male/female selves.
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>tfw you have a crush on a trap at school but instead of telling him you like him you make fun of him
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you're a coward
stop being a coward
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>>37869104
that's forbidden love, anon
you shouldn't tell me things like this
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Just go up to it and suck its dick you faggot.
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>Tfw get banned for 7 days for a post asking to dox some Huffpost fag on /pol/.
>I didn't make this post.
So...has this happened to anyone before? Should I be worried..? Its got me kinda spooked honestly. The pic was of the guys info and shit.. Basically someone used my ID to post that. What the fuck?
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>>37869103
>get ISP/IP range ban in blue boards
feelsbadman
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>>37869103
>singapore is rangebanned
Also I got a ban that was intended for some british guy that posted CP.
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>>37869268
>Also I got a ban that was intended for some british guy that posted CP.
What the fuck is up with that anyway?
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>Feel gutted inside
>left arm feels tingly
>paint feels good
>uncontrollable crying
>feel like i have to throw up
Is this what fucking depression is?
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No fuck i meant pain not paint pls
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>>37869101
Sounds like a myocardial infarction to me. Question, do you smell burnt toast?
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>>37869115
No but i do get those smells out of the blue or when im relaxed
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>doing my groceries
>look as normal as possible, act as normal as possible
>just browsing the shelves
>girl is stocking shelves
>i walk towards her still browsing the shelves, i can feel that she's staring at me but i keep looking at the shelves so she doesn't think i'm creepy
>her: ''wow.. that's scary''
>look at her and go ''hm?''
>her: ''i don't know what to say''
>roll eyes, grab something from the shelf and keep walking
WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM BTICH IM LITERALLY AS NORMAL AS I CAN BE IM LITERALLY JUST A CUSTOMER DOING MY SHOPPING WHY ARE YOU STARING AT CUSTOMERS AND MAKING THEM FEEL LIKE CREEPS EVEN THOUGH THEYRE JUST DOING THEIR GROCERIES?! WHY ARE YOU TRYING SO HARD TO MAKE ME FEEL INSECURE LOSER YOU SUCK
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>>37869055
that's normies for you, try not to think too much about it. Trying to figure it out will not get you anywhere.
Do something that relaxes you.
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>>37869055
She was probably creeped out by your wrath of the lich king t-shirt
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>>37869055
>look as normal as possible
>act as normal as possible
Heh.
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How do you feel about memes on social media anon? Facebook-wise, do you favour a certain page? How about Twitter?
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>>37869038
facebook memes are always fucking awful. I've had this fear of accidentally sharing porn I watch on facebook so I pretty much only go on there anymore to check my activity log
twitter's better but there are too many shitty "relateable" teenage white girls on it
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>grip my cat with iron tightness
Not even my full strength honestly, I just like to remind it exactly how strong I am. She luuvs me though. Sometimes it pisses of other cats and runs inside and sits on my lap. The other cats give chase but once they see they have me to deal with if they come near my kitty, they fuck off.
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>>37869022
im gonna grip ur cheeks just to show u how strong i am bb ;)
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>>37869022
>I just like to remind it exactly how strong I am
violent chimp detected
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>>37869474
Dummmmmy
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>accidentally fuck up my life
oops lol
better luck next time
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Happens. No big deal.
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ITT: What you saw when you looked at your relatives/friends/girlfriends/etc, internet history
>sisters porn
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>>37869007
>found out my dad is into women peeing looking through browser history in the family computer when I was a kid
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I think my dad is into traps
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>>37869007
i found out my brother was gay through his browser history. told my family and now he lives on the streets.
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>tfw ugly smile
I can't even put on a proper facade to the world with this hideous deformed face.
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There's no such thing as an ugly smile op. Seeing people Geniunely smile, makes people light up.
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>>37869031
you will never understand my pain
my mouth is too small and my nose is too big so I smile and look like I'm in pain, I'm just hideous, at least when I don't have to smile my exaggerated features aren't as noticeable
I think this whole world is in a cult of smiling