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>>38029546
Hey I'm black too.
18 and I know how you feel bro.
Last year in august my mom passed as well.
I'm just trying to stay up and not let this shit hold me down and you should too. What are you studying? I come from a currently poor ish background and plan on studying accounting and finance after A-levels

>>38029546
>Krispy Kreme
those donuts are amazing but I haven't had any in many years because they're too sweet.
I don't eat sweets or fast food any more.

I hope things go well with your little brother

>>38029662
I studying electronical engineering or rather was studying that. I have been trying to ignore the death

Fuggersnush him right there

>>38029508
I say oh wow nice slingshot dude you make that yourself? Mmmm yeah of course you did you big slinger mmm yeah hit me with your big slinger

he looks like my dad when he was young. my dad was a chad. does anyone else have a chad dad? chad dadddy

I want to get in a fist fight so badly. I just want to cause extreme pain to my bullies.

>>38029463
I got so mad at a kid in 2nd grade that I punched him. He laughed, I cried.

No sir I'm a beta who avoids confrontation.

>>38029436

No, I actually have morals.

Girls who are just a little bit wasted are disgusting to me anyways. It's so degenerate.

>>38029436
Yes I would pound that pussy even if she woke up.

yeah but only if i can record her saying yes so i dont get fucked over later

>>38029416
Be the winning sperm

>>38029416
That my mom didn't get an abortion when my dad asked her to, stupid bitch.

>>38029416
living
originaleogically

>>38029219
Every interaction I make with people online always ends up the same way.

I can't make interesting threads to save my own life.

i cant find anyone that could be my friend but im a wreck so for the best i guess heh

I'm watching Batman Beyond now. I just started. Anyone want a link?

>>38029177
lol you're retarded

barretos agnos

>>38029622
no u


olroa noal

>>38029177
Just change your version to 1.11 in the launcher. It takes 5 fucking seconds, anon.

post your discord rem

>>38029162
.icantlivewithoutmybigsister#5133

>>38029297
You posted a thread earlier today
Is that chick still not talking to you?

>>38029042
Ther's only 20 000 bitcoins created u Lyer ;)

>>38029042
Dude didn't you know that bitcoin is dying? Ethereum is gonna pass bitcoin in a year or so.

>>38029102
MY UNCLE IS THE CREATOR OF BIT CONE, HE MADE 998,000,080,000 EXTRA FOR MY AUNTS DOG, TRUST ME

Girl #2:
>also a friend
>she was the hottest of the group but that isn't saying much
>group decide to go full sexual so we switched to spin the bottle
>the girl 2's first spin landed on girl 1
>they kissed and it was pretty hot desu
>my turn
>it lands on girl 2
>she is a bitch so she acts like we have to get this over with
>she closes her lips too tight so it is hard to get my tongue in
>keeps complaining that I suck at kissing
>to be fair it was my second time
>its over so no big deal
>gets around to her again
>it lands on me
>please kill me now
>proceed to repeat the same thing over again
>friends step in and give advice
>it doesnt help
>finishes again
>my turn
>lands on her again
>god must hate me
>same shit happens again but now her and everyone else is annoyed that I am still bad
>I didn't want this either
>gets to her again
>pray to the lord it isnt me
>lands on me
>contemplate leaving
>kiss for five seconds then stop
>say I'm done with this
>never have to kiss her again

Girl #3:
>disheartened from the previous display
>the next chick is a fatty who I have known most of my life
>she has liked me for years
>the bottle lands on her
>she seems eager to kiss me even though I suppossedly suck at kissing
>kissing ensues
>actually pretty nice
>says I was pretty good
>self esteem boosted

Girl #4:
>jump a couple years
>yes I said years
>getting drunk with gay friend
>invites two chicks to get drunk with us
>one was black and one was latina
>I was the only straight guy so my chances were good
>latina gets drunk immediately and becomes super obnoxious
>black chick sits on my bed and talks to me
>she's alright
>latina gets jealous and steals me away
>she was technically hotter so I didn't mind
>starts teaching me to dance because I'm white
>show her some ballroom dancing I knew when I was a kid
>she likes it
>don't really care for her at all
>keeps kissing me all over afterwards
>goes through my closet and puts on one of my shirts
>not my clothes
>my friend tries to get her friend to take her home
>she comes to say goodbye
>I go in for a hug
>she goes in for a kiss
>face smooching intensifies
>she her casually around but never talk to her

No one has responded yet but I had fun typing this so fuck it. Still havent seen a vagina up close though I have grabbed a few tits. Hopefully this year turns out better. Will answer any questions if people ever respond.

They just made it take a long time to cum, I can still get hard and shit. It's actually been kind of nice because I used to nut almost immediately.

Anyone got experience with Lexapro here?

I'd rather have the ED than the literally unbearable anxiety. Besides, I ain't using it anyway.

I just said "2017" yesterday and acted all proud of myself and my coworkers looked all confused about why I put so much emphasis on that I could remember to say the right year

>>38028866
>2017
but it's 2018

I still remember the election and waiting for HILLARY to win and start WWIII

>>38028761
The groundhog deserves it though. Your uncle and his family probably doesn't understand your social cues i.e. laughing at an almost dead groundhog got hit by a stick

That shit is pretty funny Anon. It is just so absurd.

Laughing would be one thing but I guess I'd find it slightly strange if you were laughing so hard you couldn't breathe just because I was beating an animal to death. But Idk to each their own

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>why are millennials so stupid?
>because they are fucking retarded

corrected and answered.

>>38028730
HAHAH they didn't even test it out first

>white woman kills her brown bf that actually stuck around

It seems no matter what happen race traitor women become single mothers

>>38028616
It's neomaturity/strength of today's people. It's a bit like bootstrappers. They like to pretend they're hardened by mostly spouting lots of dumb rethoric, but when it comes to them boy are they special delicate snowflakes. Had a few teachers like that, brother is like that too. Fun, fun stuff to deal with.

Because we're below them.

In their eyes, we're nothing more than rungs on the social ladder, and they never expect one of those rungs to break. They never expect that one of us, lonely aspie faggots who went swimming in the shallow end of the gene pool, could harm one of them, the godlike Chads and Stacies who are superior by nature.

They don't care about us until we've had enough. Normalfags don't give a fuck about anyone but themselves, and only when a normalfag dies do they begin to consider the possibility that for once in their life, their shitty actions can have an effect on people's lives.

They're okay with life being unfair because theirs isn't unfair.

>>38028616
this is a good point but this shooting can be prevented. when women deny robots, it's evolutionary biology accounting for this behaviour