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What are your worst fuckups while drunk?
Me? I shitted in my baby cousin crib while I was blacked out drunk
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Apparently I did shit to a bunch of feminista womens at a party. no idea what though. nothing lewd i believe though thank fuck.
they hate me and i just don't care
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Told a girl I knew that I wanted to fuck her.
Doesn't seem like that big of a deal (and another friend who was there confirmed that it wasn't) but she lost her shit and told god knows what to a bunch of other people, and it ruined a whole friends' group for me.
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Got a DUI from hitting my own mailbox. Never left my yard, wasn't even driving anywhere. Just wanted to turn the car around to put some things in the back. Neighbours called the cops. Blew 0.209 (I'm an alcoholic so I still function at that level.) Lost my licence for 5 years, nearly ended up in prison.
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Imagine being Ciara in this scene and having to be all like "damn, Jake, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight abs and horrific monkey monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all she really wants to do is fuck another drug dealer in her school. Like seriously imagine having to be Ciara and not only kiss that dirty spic's dick while Jake pounds and smacks his dick constantly in her overdeveloped looking body on camera for the skype crusade, the favorable lighting barely concealing her acne and rotten teeth, and just sit there, day after day , hour after hour, while he perfected that pussy with his cock. Not only having to tolerate his monstrous fucking FAS visage but his fake Latino accent as everyone on skype tells him he's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAKE'S COCK LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch his abnormal fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. She's been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of drug dealers and niggers and later alleged rape victims for her ENTIRE SCHOOL CAREER coming straight out of the middle class suburbs. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on his hairy eyebrows as he moves them to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid by orbiters to sit there and revel in his"Adonis(for that is what he calls himself)" beauty, the beauty he worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then Thomas Tomato calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before Guy Maimon could alert your father via e-mail, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Ciara. You're not going to lose your future Porn Actress career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
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what disgusting looking people. truly sickly looking, as if they both have some sort of illness. must be something in the water. i've noticed many young people like this.
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>>35920738
Why are his eyes blurred if everyone who likes ciara know's who that guy is
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>>35920738
no idea who the fuck these people are. your copypasta is shit, you are shit and I wish you die a painful anus cancer.
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Would you fuck a robot boy, /r9k/? They're a LOT easier to figure out than girls, and they need love too.
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No, you god damn degenerate.
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They need a lead shower.
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>>35920684
Honestly it's getting to the point where I like boys more than girls
>Suck it, Anon.
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>>35920630
would suck on her girl cock all night long desu
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>>35920645
such a qt nose, would cover in cum too desu
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>>35920639
>desu
did you try and type (t b h) unironically?
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ITT:reasons why its not so bad
You have a roof over your head
You atleast have access to the internet
You have a bed
You aren't a regstered sex offendor
you can walk
You can eat normally
You can hear, see etc
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This is good thread It made me feel good
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>>35920685
glad to hear! be well my friend
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>still enjoy anime
>have cigarettes
>have booze
>still enjoy music
I like your idea Op
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>brother imbibed the bogpill
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>>35920458
i keep seeing this guy's and his brother's face getting posted on here. who exactly are they?
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>>35920720
Looks like someone needs the QUICK RUNDOWN.
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>>35920458
Is this a new meme? Can I get a quick rundown?
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Is it a good idea to join fraternity or go to frat parties at uni?
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The answer is no. but since u asking, then i suggest u go to get experience. but please absolutely no drugs, only small amount of alcohol.
if u feel not happy with party then just leave. simple
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>>35920372
I've noticed a lot of articles like this we're whenever a girl says they like "quirky" "nerdy" or introverted Chads they always wear those stupid thick rimmed glasses do girls find them atractive on guys?
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>>35920438
they find attractive guys attractive, everything is irrelevant to a roastie
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I am on drugs and I realized something.
At 15, even though I was living with my sick grandma and her abusive son, I was happy because I was completely autistic and didn't give a fuck about anything else other than playing videogames.
Now at 22 I have been surviving alone for 6 years and I am am unhappy because I am trying to have a life and act like a normie as a coping mechanism to the truth that I am absolutely autistic and give absolutely no fucks about succeeding in the real world.
I have become so good at pretending I'm normal that I began believing it myself.
this is NOT the right time to be autistic.
Being born today as an autist is the equivalent of being teleported back in time 2 million years ago.
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>>35920323
so autists are witches? interesting theory.
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and calling yourself socially inept or a loser is your way of making yourself believe you're not an autist because you are affraid of being ostracized from the rest of Humans.
We are merely affraid of the unknown that awaits beyond the limits of neurotypicality
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>>35920323
Okay, now this is going to shock you but listen and rationalize this concept. You think you are something other than human because you are autistic and your autism blinds you to the fact and reality that you are a human being who is just slightly less or severely less functioning in society. Your difference is that you are mentally restricted by a predetermined genetic condition or trait. This autism can however result in Savant Syndrome which means your autistic brain picks up a single talent or skill set then focuses on that skill set or talent until you've perfected that craft far beyond what any neurotypical person is likely to achieve given their unrestricted mental abilities resulting in their "pick it up and try it out" mentality. Autistic people in a sense have a singular focused Ego that results in them being incapable of focusing on the social perspective on their actions and behaviors. What you should consider doing is pick something up and work at that thing and become a master at it so that you don't have to focus on being ordinary because you'll be extraordinary. This is the right time to be autistic. There has never been a better time in history to be autistic. 10 - 20 years ago being autistic would have gotten you bullied into suicide, 100 years ago being autistic meant you were probably going to be abandoned, 300+ years ago being autistic probably resulted in your death at an early age unless you got lucky. This is the time to be autistic, focus your autism on something achievable and do it.
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Why is it necessary to have a gf?
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Why not just jack off? All desires go away instantly saving you alot of trouble.
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>>35920316
Porn can't hug me and tell me I matter.
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I want cuddles though, and there's no robots that can fulfill that (yet)
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Because women smell nice and can cuddle
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GUYS, I'M IN LOVE WITH 2B! I WANT TO MARRY 2B! :)
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>>35920281
What's that? You say you're in love with 2BEE?
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>FoTM waifu based on pure physical attraction
You should marry dirt instead desu
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>>35920374
Dumb roastie whore, once sexbots exist you'll be obsolete.
>had one girlfriend ever
>stopped talking to her after we broke up because fucking autism
>started talking again a couple years ago
>stopped talking to her FUCKING AGAIN because FUCKING AUTISM
>friend her on fb at 1 am
>takes her 5 minutes to accept
what the fuck is going on? I am not that attractive and I was a dick to her twice. am I /in there/?
pic slightly related, she is half muslim
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>>35920233
>half muslim
does that mean her brother will only half kill you?
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>>35920295
her dad only half rapes her
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>>35920321
Is that like anal only?
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>tfw you pretend to be volcel but you're actually incel
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Volcels are just incels who have accepted their fate. We voluntarily give up the pointless pursuit of sexual intercourse
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>>35920231
I've convinced myself im asexual
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>>35920231
Not necessarily. I've dedicated myself to my waifu and honestly would turn down sex with any woman in the world to stay loyal to her.
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How do you make internet friends?
I've been on Steam for 5 years and literally nobody wants to play with me or talk to me. I went offline for a week and not a single notification, nothing.
This isnt unusual, i dont have friends irl and havnt had any since middle school.
I'm 22yrs old now, and have had gfs, havnt had trouble getting laid either. So what fucking gives. I thought making online friends was easier than real life. Literally ever person on my Steam I added from this board claims to have friends irl or online.
Making online friends is harder than getting your dick sucked. Fuck this, all I can think about on a daily basis is how I have no friends/family.
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I only have five friends on steam and talk to none of them except the one I know irl. One guy who added me kept trying to talk to me everytime I logged on. Either that or he'd always ask me to watch his streams. I mostly play single player games anyway
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I use my vidya to escape people
but anytime I do make internet friends its usually just by adding people who are friends with irl steam friends i have.
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Go on steam, play multiplayer games, get in a good game with a good team, use mic, say, "hey we did good let's add eachother so we can keep steam rolling." Done. That's how I've done it.
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Here we go again, Asian robot thread. Lets discuss our asian problems here.
Moving away from my psychopathic parents. Feels good man. I can't even see them as people anymore. They're too self-absorbed & dysfunctional and cannot see their children as an individual person as opposed to an extension of their failed but ideal selves
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i just want my parents to be happy
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Ching chong ping pong ling long
Haha lol that was not original
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>tfw super chinky features
>5'4
>my role in western culture as depicted in media is the comedy relief third wheel
ITT: /MISCHIEF/
>Go into public/university bathrooms
>Remove all the toilet paper from the dispensers
Take that fucking normies
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>>35920090
>Go to supermarket
>Get cashier to scan my items
>Say i forgot my wallet and leave
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>take shower at gym
>piss in shampoo dispenser
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>>35920124
>order at mcdonald's drive thru
>drive away