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>tfw you start to feel like your body is failing/dying again
I don't know what the fuck is wrong with me. I went to multiple doctors and psychiatrists and have done many blood and urine test and they could fine nothing wrong. The psychiatrists and therapist have diagnosed me with moderate hypochondria but that is the only thing that has been diagnosed. The thing is I can tell this isn't psychological/placebo because I physically feel absolutely awful and i have went through anxiety/panic like this when I was younger and they I didn't feel this weak. I have a normal BMI and am not starving myself so I have no fucking idea what is happening. This shit has been happening sporadically since december without much improvement at all.
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>The psychiatrists and therapist have diagnosed me with moderate hypochondria but that is the only thing that has been diagnosed
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>went insane two years ago out of the blue
>health has been dwindling ever since
>mental health is fucked
>try my best to avoid mirrors
when this happens to me, i use my mind to make the pain bearable, not that it goes away, i just like to act like i have some sort of healing power like a cool sage or something
and if that doesn't work, you could always inhale and exhale really really fast until you blackout
hope this helps, anon

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In 2 weeks I'm going to a college that is predominantly white. As a mexican should I be worried? Should I pretend to be a libcuck?
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You're going to go to a majority white school, work with a majority white workforce, etc. You'll be fine.

Expect BUILD WALL memes but as long as you're redpilled you'll be OK, especially at Blue collar university.
pretend you're in antifa
Oh. I'm in my 30's, but I'm working in a professional capacity with a guy who's a tenured professor at Appalachian State. He's pretty chill. I wouldn't worry. If the students are as low-key as him, you have nothing to worry about.

Do you have any friends or family that will make contact with you without you talking to them first, robots? Just to ask if you are okay, how your day is going? That must be a nice feel
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I helped a friend build a gaming PC last summer. He calls sometimes, but only when he needs tech support. It's something I guess.
Only my immediate family, and people who I know will leave me at the drop of a hat

Why do you want to know OP, are you homeless?

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>Deactivate OKC account for 10 months, no point anymore
>Become lonely recently
>Reactivate account
>1 new like in all that time
>She is a big girl and has two half-black kids
>I am 6 foot 180lbs
>This site is full of lusty fatties looking for thinner, fitter men
>Whatever, it will get me out of the house
>We go to a Greek restaurant
>She asks me what I do
>I explain what mechanical turk and crypto currency trading are
>She asks how much I make
>I am honest
>She asks how I can afford rent
>I tell her I live with my parents
>She recoils subtly and doesn't talk for a while
>"Listen, you're nice but we're at different stages in our lives."
>She's a fucking hotel receptionist
>I ask what the problem is
>"You're 30 and live with your parents"
>"Yeah, and you're fat and have kids. Let's work something out"
>She gets all offended and calls an Uber
>I pay for my half and catch the bus home
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I really don't understand all the delusional fat cunts on OKC who still act like they get to be picky. It's like god put them there just to demoralize me.
Seems to me like you're looking in the wrong places anon, honestly you might have better luck with being friend zoned by some alright looking girls and going for their less desirable friends.

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Vocaroo Thread, because I want to hear my fellow robots.


( don't take the sound clip seriously, it was the first thing i thought of to say. )
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speak without a penis in your mouth please.


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>I heard it was your birthday today Anon! Here, I've got a present for you!
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>smell farts or shit
>get hardon
why is my body like this
Unf this is so fucking hot

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How do you repress your omnicidal rage?
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I don't

original and such
Kek I dong have that.
I can't tell whether you misspeled homicidal or if you meant a urge to kill everything that exists.

What is that picture supposed to be, anyway? I always thought it was a crocodile skull.

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> [ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JU0NU_vK5tk ]

>"Thanks again for being there for me Anon. You don't know how much I appreciate you. You're the best person I could have asked to meet, and I'm so glad you enjoy my company too. I just want to say, and I know this might sound sappy or dramatic or whatever, but I just want to promise that I will always be here for you. No matter what may happen between us in the future, I will always be there when you need me just like you've always been there for me. I love you Anon, I love you more than I can begin to explain"
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>[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3I9OdHzwiRk ]

>"Oh, no thanks. Sorry Anon, I did kinda like you when I first saw you. I mean I made it pretty obvious that I wanted to get to know you but you were either extremely oblivious or like totally disinterested. I just got bored of trying to get you to talk to me. Maybe you're really shy, I don't know. I'm just too old to just wait around for people to overcome whatever's holding them back. Like I said, I'm sorry. I'm just not attracted to you any more...I do appreciate you taking me out for dinner, But I've told you scores of times, that I am a vegan....."
The girl in the op doesn't even look like she would say something like that. She would yell at you for an hour about being a privileged white male.
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> [ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3I9OdHzwiRk ]

>"Shh, just lie here with me for a little bit, will you? You know Anon, before we started to get to know each other I was so afraid we'd have nothing to say to each other. But I'm so glad I was wrong. Honestly, I've never felt as comfortable around someone as I do when I'm with you. I must have told you more about my life than I have to people I've known for years. But Anon, you really are too hard on yourself sometimes. I know it's said in jest at times, but even then I get this impression that you really do feel think very poorly of yourself, and that there's nothing I can do or say that will convince you that you're a great person, and someone I hope I can be with for a long long time if that's what you want too."

Thats a girl(male)

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I think I might withdraw my application for a government job and just fucking move to an island in the middle of nowhere.

They probably won't hire me anyway, I had to fill out a questionnaire, and I've done all sorts of illegal stuff, I've just never been caught or convicted. Might just say fuck it and roll with my new life as a transient, and finally visit the prostitute tower before I sail away to the end of the earth.

I like fishing so I might start doing that if I go to this island. Kinda hoping the island dwellers accept me.
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>visit the prostitute towe
woah is this like a thing where you have to start at base level with a basic whores and you can only go up a level once you make her orgasm
and each floor is more abstract and difficult than the last
until at the top you basically are trying to figure out how to make a kali squirt
no, but that does sound terrible. It's just a high-rise whorehouse that has good prices. $200 bucks gets you two girls at the same time, and a jacuzzi tub for an hour. I have an androgynous name, it's one of the many great things about me, and I've always wanted to bang a girl who had the same name as me and they have a whore that has my name, albeit spelled different.

Dunno if it counts though, cause they are all obviously fake names.
steins gate was pretty bad

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This is Sayaka-chan. She is sad because the world rejects her and she has nobody to talk to. She just wishes someone would come into her life and make everything all better. Do you empathize with Sayaka-chan? Do you wish to be her knight in shining armor?

If so, kill yourself. Sayaka-chan gets pumped and dumped by Chad-kun every night, and then vents on 2chan about how she is so misunderstood. Sayaka-chan is not like you. She is a snake.

They are all snakes. Women cannot be lonely. Women cannot have the same problems as you and I. They do not feel suffering the same way we do.

"Boo hoo" yourself, Sayaka-chan. Find yourself another orbiter.
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Nice bait, almost fell for it. Must be fun being you, anon.
I was already thinking "gtfo 2D roastie you're not lonely" when I was reading the first couple sentences. I should probably spend some time away from this board and take a break, I already hate women with a passion.
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shitty anime that reminded me no matter how hard I try and improve myself people born with the ability instead of those who lean it will always be preferred by society

That hikki tomboy was best girl though

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You know what we don't talk about enough on this board?
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Weed? Marijuana? Pot?
peoples feelings ?
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No, none of those things.

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>born ugly
>entire life is ruined because of it, will never be loved by another person
How is that fair?
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I love you a whole bunch uglyanon
We are roaches anon.
We live on others' little crumbs. When you try to get accepted and be loved, the normies scream and smash you because you are a roach.
Plenty of motherfuckers were born ugly and grew up to be ugly, pussy slaying badasses.

Think Steve Buscemi, Mick Jagger, Abe Lincoln, numerous pro-sports stars...

It's not fair, but you being a little bitch isn't going to make anything better.

Why do people smile? I have to force myself when people annoyingly tell me to during group photos and it always looks weird.

Anons... A-am I autistic...?
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It makes me laugh when proud non-vegetarians bare their teeth in public.
It's a universal sign of aggression with intent to devour.
Meat eaters are literally cannibals.
I have the same problem its kinda hard to smile now. Forced smiles are the worst.
this slightly aroused me

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Turned 21 3 hours ago
>recevied no bday wishes

Let me wake up with the thread blowing with lov
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Here have a rare frog. Happy Birthday, Anon.
It's ok anon, just be grateful you aren't gay.
Happy birthday <3
Happy birthday anon! Best of wishes for the rest of your life

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>I want to talk to you about something
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>Tomorrow we'll have a conversation about your future
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>can I ask you a serious question?
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>you need to sit down and create your own steps to success. Don't come out of your room til you do

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