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>starts using terms like "femanon" and "femnot" unironically
>gets called out on being a newfag and shitting up the place
>becomes indignant instead of correcting his behavior
every time

>posts about how much of a robot he is
>he's straight
Literally life on easy mode.

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>>34470672
>anytime a 'femanon' talks to him he spams his skype

>>34470670

>Not too bad
>Yeah

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>>34470686
>"That's good to hear, I know life can be tough sometimes but I just want you to know that I'll always be here for you no matter what"
>"hehe anon why are you smiling? I'm trying to be serious here you jerk!"

>>34470670

Who is the semen incubator? I need to know

>>34470660
*dodges it with ninja-like reflexes*

heh.. nothin personnel, kid

fuck off purpledildo

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>>34470660

*Puts up kiss proof force field*

None can seduce me Harlot

>>34470637
You've seen Seinfeld right?

>>34470653
no orgindal

Taxis.

Yes, it sucks major balls... drains your wallet damn quickly, especially after you've been buying her drinks all night. But since feminists all agree that it's *ahem, required* for a (gentle)man to pick up the tab, you're out of luck if you're the one trying to win HER over. And if you liked the girl, or have any intention of seeing her again, you'll also be paying for her cab in the morning.
Depending how far you live, it can easily cost upwards of $100 to bang a non-prostitute on a drunken one night stand in NYC.
I don't recommend public transport, as it gives too much time for her to change her mind, be interrupted by a phone call, or pass out from the drinking. Not to mention the creeps and criminals who might try fucking with you guys.

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>>34470624
>tfw dumbass but no mental illness

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>tfw dumbass and crippled by mental illness

>>34470624
>tfw literal genius
>tfw my parents minmaxed me in my childhood, so now I'm a violin virtuoso
>tfw too depressed and autistic to search for a job

I'm pretty sure I could land some pretty sweet job, since I've won a fairly high number of competitions (nothing big, but enough to land a job in minor orchestras), yet I'm completely aware of the fact that I would either quit it or become suicidal after a couple of weeks.

There is truly no place out there for me. The best I can do is keep staying in my bedroom, practicing costantly and composing.

save up and pay for a prostitute good check out the site back-pages and hire one for 300 . GF are just headcases that fuck your life up every time .

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I'm trying to get a bf instead. Apparently I'm a lot better with guys than grills, because I actually seem to be making progress.

I don't have to deal with it.

I don't care that I won't be in a relationship.

wtf is toe cheese

>>34470593
Ewww you fucking sick fuck get outta here what's it taste like?

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>>34470601
How do you not know what is toe cheese?

>>34470510
First for stuck in East Devon
First for no plans

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First for the greatest chocolates of all time

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>>34470510
https://youtu.be/MV_3Dpw-BRY

Lol I never have plans or do anything worthwhile. Recently saw Drive and love this fucking song

>>34470496

Lawyer

Originalalalalalal

>>34470522
Nice. How you enjoying that sweet fucking dosh? What the fuck does a typical day look like for a lawyer?

Honestly I crush my duties in a hour and spend my time programming or shitposting. Fuck.

>>34470555

The money is nice but I work a lot. It's challenging.

A typical day? Go to the office and work on whatever I have. Drafting letters, drafting pleadings, doing research, doing document review, etc. Sometimes go to court.

Tom cruise is in it

The Italian original is better

The argentinian version is better

I am male ISFP btw

I guess we are very private people

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ISTP reporting

get me off this ride

is it? it's the summation of your entire life, the moment where you can reflect on everything that has ever happened

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>>34470414
A very keen observation OP

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>>34470414
because it's the final moment of their lives man

it's also the moment that crystallizes in your mind the fact that you've hit the moment where you will never be able to to the things that you loved or never tried any longer, your time is over for good now.

everyone is scared of death, even if they won't admit it

Because you're not Chad
originleee

Because vinyl and fedoras are never enough.

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>>34470334

yes. noone wants a beta

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>>34470329

I'm fucking gettin ready. Going to the liquor store get my alcohol.

Alcohol is the only thing that keeps me going and saves the weekend. Like sucks, being a wagecuck is true suffering. 31 years old here, life lost its magic.

late night is me drunk watching kpop music videos wishing i had a azn gf or that i was rich

>>34470370
You needed 31 years for life to loose it's magic? Most people lose it around 20

>alcohol

gtfo with this normie shit

>>34470294
Beetroot.

Just realised how amazing fruit is


But apples or stawberrys

>>34470316
beets are a vegetable you heathen