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>go to gym because stupid fat bitch
>guys lifting heavy weights and grunting
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Okay, what's the problem?
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>>36906776

What the point of this post? Even as a fat fembot you will still be able to date plenty of successful and wealthy normies.
Life is on easy mode for you.
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>>36906812
Go to Planet Fitness if that triggers that so much

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Brutal Fucklng Murder.
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>>36906774
this part looked especially shitty what with the bright light in back
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>>36906853
Isn't that what its supposed to look like?
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>>36906774
I don't get these movies desu
I liked lost highway but I don't really remember it now

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Hello lads.
So today, in some kik group chat this kid was being a cocky lil douche and gave me his address and full name. Do you think you could take down his internet or something spooky of the matter? I'm not very well versed on this subject, sorry. Thanks in advance.
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Not your personal army, read the FAQ for fuck's sake.
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If I could magically know the name and address of someone without you posting it, I'd probably fuck OP's shit up, not whatever kid his underage ass is talking about. But I can't.
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OP is a edgy faggot.

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What is r9k's philosophy?
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>>36906743

Traps aren't gay.

But everything else is.
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>>36906743
That you're a total cutie
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i firmly believe all women want alpha/chads. It kinda makes sense if you think about it. Like, really think about it.

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>Fap to trannies a lot
>decide to fuck one
>find hot passable Latino one online
>500 bucks for an hour
>fuckit.jpg
>call him up
>meet at hotel
>see him get super hard
>full erection
>he gets naked
>see cock
>instintally lose erection
>feel disgusted
>tell him I change my mind
>he gets angry starts speaking spanish
>goes into the bathroom slams the door tells me to leave

>tfw spent 500 dollars to look at some guys dick

I can fap to trannies but i can't bring my self to fuck one does this mean im not gay?

Its wierd why is seeing a benis in real life fucking disgusting but I can fap to them online no problem.
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>>36906710
Huh, that's interesting.

Maybe the context had to do with it
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>>36906710
>falling for the irl gurlbenis meme
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>>36906790
She was hot and passable
Apeverything was fine i was comfortable and everything .

It was just seeing a giant dick in my face it was disgusting wtf is wrong with me

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>May 10, 2017
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>>36906707
>the big bang was 14 billion years ago
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>>36906707
>the October Revolution was almost 100 years ago
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>>36906707
Time needs to hurry up so I can die sooner.

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>finally muster up the courage to fuck a hooker
>she gave me sickle cell
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Dude sickle cell is hereditary. You were born with it
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>>36906765
> hereditary
this is correct. here are more words to demonstrate originality
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i feel you anon, i bought a hooker to lose my virginity to and she gave me prader willi syndrome

I'm tired of chasing random women, ignoring them when I lose interest, and having the same thing happen to me.

How do I grow the fuck up and settle down with a nice girl?
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>>36906609
You have a problem fampai.
YOU'RE POSTING ON MY FUCKIN BOARD REEEEEEEEEE
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when will op realize chasing women is pointless.
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>>36906609
You don't OP

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I think I'm probably smarter than this guy.
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You can think what you want. Doesn't make it true.
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>>36906559
you've set the bar at average
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>>36906559
So why are you still lurking in your moms house shitposting on 4chan?

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ITT: Girls who deserve a fat smooch
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This one deserves a smooch. On the cheek.
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Veronika does
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>Tfw you want to lewd smooch a girl with braces
TFW YOU'RE 23 AND THE MAJORITY OF GIRLS WITH BRACES ARE UNDERAGED

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God fucking damn it all I want to do is get a music career and love to la

Fuck why did I have to be born out in the middle of nowhere
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>"get" a music career
fuck you, nbbody just "gets" a music career. put in the fucking work and make it happen you asshole
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Location does not matter faggot. You have access to internet use it.
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>>36906602
What the fuck are you talking about retard? Ive gotten dozens of music careers, they're hiring in demand as fuck

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>on day 10 of nofap
>feeling alright
>see my ugly face in the mirror
>immediately overcome with deep sadness and an overwhelming urge to masturbate

i can't be the only one?
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>>36906465
>try nofap
>cream self while sleeping
>have to awkwardly clean my sheets and underwear in the middle of the night without waking my family
>lose sleep because of it

It's good to cut down on fapping but don't do it for more then 3-4 days unless you want to experience the joys of being 12-13 agian.
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>>36906590
i must be low test because i've never had a wet dream
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>>36906465
currently on day 2 of nofap.
so far i feel no difference
but i'll keep going just because i wanna prove to myself that i have self control and am not just some animal, living on every urge

can you still be a respectably masculine man if you enjoy being topped, fucked, and used by other men?
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Men do what they want they don't give a fuck if you don't like it.

You coming here asking for permission says you are not a top
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>>36906428
>topped
>fucked
totally appropriate

>used
not respectable to anyone
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>>36906573
That's what getting fucked is though.
You're literally having another man use you for his pleasure

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Convince me to not go on Backpage and pick up a ~$150 prostitute.

Haven't had sex since last April
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you're not going to do it nyways why make a thread
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Pick a $50 prostitute
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>>36906448
I've done it like 6-7 times already. Completely safe if you do your research

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How many people do you think would show up to your funeral?
For me about 50, mostly being people I've never met just there to act like they cared
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>>36906357
My family of like 15 people and two people I used to be friends with, maybe. I don't how the fuck you could get 50 people.
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besides family 2-3, maybe 4 at most
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>>36906357
3 people I knew from high school that I considered friends. One of their families because I hung out there a lot. A few family acquaintances that I don't actually know like maybe 5-10. Then my parents. Probably around 15 people would show up.

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