Stinky General
ITT discuss how long it has been since your last shower or bath and give each other motivation to keep our streaks going
>4 weeks and counting
>drain flies are now starting to become attracted to me
>last time was April 15th
>only because I had to go to my Doctors appointment
>next shower will be the 15th of next month for the same reason
never go out so no point
how do you guys do it? I hate wasting money on a higher water bill bc showers but at the same time i hate the, the film you get over you when you dont wash. redpill me on filth senpai
>>37847952
I just grease myself up with butter. Most filth slides right off. Also smells better than my sweat. It leaves major stains in my furniture though, but so would filth.
Tinder boost
Anyone with tinder plus use the tinder boost? If so, what were your results? I did it and swiped like a motherfucker for a half hour straight last night, and i've gotten about 40 something matches, and they keep trickling in. Lot's of qts too, like pic related. It's pretty stressful trying to keep the convos going because i want to have sex with some of them.
>had tinder for months
>2 matches
>1 ignored me the other never started a conversation
>tempted to spend the $5 on a boost
>but don't wanna pay money to be disappointed
it's a tough call
>>37847614
Well lately my matches have been few and far between, and they've been low-quality women. The boost got me a shitload, and plenty of hot ones. I think i was just pushed to the back of the list after a few months of use, because my matches reeeeeally slowed down prior to the boost.
>>37847586
I used the boost once. If you want to fuck a fatty, boost will increase your range of choices. If you want a qt, you were fucked from the start anyways.
Why do people post the suicide hotline all the time? What's the point? Who ever needs someone to tell them the suicide hotline number? You think they can't find it on their own?
>woops shame I couldn't google that hotline number I guess my only choice is to now end my life if only someone had given me unsolicited suicide hotline numbers and I also memorized them, then maybe it wouldn't have to end this way.
Wouldn't it be so scary to die like that
It's usually normies that do that shit, virtue signaling to pretend they care. The types of people with meme-depression and "social anxiety" but could easily get 100+ likes on a selfie, have more than 1000 followers on social media and have had everything handed to them in life.
And also if you're that worried you're such a good tv writer that your depiction of suicide will make people do it themselves, maybe you shouldn't show the scene at all instead of shoving the responsibility off to the hotline which may or may not save them after you so brilliantly brainwashed them.
>brother leaves for uni
>go to his room, dig in his trash can, find an used condom
>put it on my cock and masturbate furiously as my brother's cum covers my dick
>ejaculate in condom, throw it back in the trash can it came from
What are your unusual degenerate habits
>break into random faggot's house
>go to his brother's room, rummage through the trash can and find a clearly twice used condom
>put it on my cock and masturbate furiously as the cum of these two brothers covers my dick
>ejaculate in condom, throw it back in the trash can it came from and quietly leave the premises without touching anything else
what are your unusual degenerate habits
thats fuggin hot
>break into random home
>find sample of genetic material
>isolate DNA
>create clones of these sexual deviants
>sew them together into a man made science abortion
>torture it in my underground sex dungeon
What are your unusual degenerate habits
Do you think he puts a gun in his mouth when he realizes what his genetics were capable of?
>>37847414
Simply by having such a ridiculously chad and/or rich friend/brother you will get free pussy. Women will use you to try to get to him.
I have a friend who's old money, ultra rich, like eight figure rich once his dad kicks it. He basically diverts excess sluts to me cause he knows I'm too much of a sperg to secure women on my own and they'll only put up with me if they think that they can learn more about him through dating me, or they think I'm also rich because I have rich friends (I grew up in a double wide and am neet lmao).
It's amazing the shit he can get away with by sheer virtue of wealth. He has fucking three girlfriends right now and they all know about each other. I asked one of them and she said that he's just playing the field, but he's gonna break it off with the others and settle down with her soon, he said.
It's amazing to me that each of these women seems to think that they will manage to wrangle this man who has more money than their family has made put together in the past 500 years when they are generously 6-7/10s. He doesn't date models, he just fucks them. His girlfriends are basically cut rate domestic servants and casual cumdumps. One day he'll probably go back to one of his similarly ridiculously loaded exes to get married but until then he just pumps and dumps middle class bitches all day.
>>37847414
Maybe he'd look more like his brother if he lost some fucking weight
Twist: the ugly brother is actually the richer one with a better career
> be me, 20 yo white virgin
> have qt 3.14 gf at college
> spend the night in her dorm on the floor a few times
> she's open to sex but I avoid it everytime
> she dumps me when I make plans to transfer
> i make dating profiles for the mean time because am lonely but end up deleting them because too many notifications annoyed me more than anything
Why am I autistic r9k?
>posts sonic jojo reference
>wonders why his life is really gay and he can't fuck bitches cause he's a faggot
>>37847445
He's got you here op
You're less autistic than me at least.
Anyone else here have this problem? I sleep all day until I have to report to sheklestien and it's really fucking up my life and relationships with family. I just can't get out of bed wtf do I do? Prozac is not helping me.
Pic related kinda, my room is in the same state as my mental health.
>>37847372
dont try to put it off as beeing mentally ill. You are just disgusting. Didnt youre parents teach you how to keep a room clean?
>>37847449
I'm diagnosed clinicaly depressed also runs in my family on both sides and yes they tried faggot
>>37847372
life is a bitch anon.
life is a bitch
but not people, no, just life
>Younger brother is 3-4 inches taller
>Has been taller and more developed since kindergarten
>Has chest hair where I just have little nipple hairlets
>Was athletic and looked like my dad so he was his favorite
>Got to learn to drive before I did
>Has a fiancee
>Works at Boeing
>Talking to aunt
>"I told your mother she couldn't handle two kids so quickly, but she said, 'He already knows,' so that was that."
>Wait what
There's a chance that this revelation is the one that seems me over the edge.
So your mom cucked your dad and had you as a result of it?
In a very original way I don't get it.
Hos younger, more attractive brother almost got aborted.
so far i have
>lost 20 lbs
>started getting dental work done i put off for years
>started working for a living
>got my driver's licence
>graduated high school
overall this year as been good for me
what have you guys done this year
>started drinking more
>
turns out thats it
>Got a tumor
>Losing hair even faster than before
That's about it. I just hope the tumor is going to kill me.
>dumped abusive ex-bf
>moved back home
>started therapy and see psychiatrist
>started new hobby
>got job
Now I just need to get my teeth cleaned and get glasses, maybe get a car.
My favorite pendant just broke because it got caught in the fibers of my towel. Like seriously? It's not even costume jewelry, it's made of stainless steel. Ugh. I never took it off. Until now that is.
Umm..good for you I guess? I honestly do not care.
>>37847281
TAKE YOUR POO
TO THE LOO
TAKE YOUR POO
TO THE LOO
>>37847303
You don't care yet you willingly chose to post? Hmmm. Whatever you say? Nothing good came of this.
>>37847306
This means what exactly?
What is it about the 80s and 90s that makes the era so appealing? The economic boom? The optimism? The overuse of synth music?
What the hell is it, robots?
White people ruled.
>>37847225
There wasn't such a racial divide. If racism in the USA was shaped like a horseshoe, the 80's and 90's would be close to the bottom, whereas current day would be rising closer and closer to the top.
Also I like synth music.
Survival bump
Oreganolio
Any of you successfully /movedout/ or are a liveonownfag? Will be moving out soon, but wanna here past experiences. Does supporting yourself make you feel like less of a robot?
Yeah.
I'm not the best cook so I live off noodles, cantina food and pizza.
But it's pretty cool overall, I feel much more free.
How you get place but have no co signer or credit history?
>>37847195
I've lived alone for 3 years. Lived with roommates. Lived with parents as an adult. Honestly, they were all the same seeing as I would spend the majority of my time locked in my room anyways. The only difference is that when I lived alone, I spent my time in the living room and only used my bedroom to sleep in my bed. I really have no need to have my own place. It's not like I have friends or anyone to come over. Not like I'm going to get laid and even if I were, I would spend ~100 to rent a hotel/motel for a night or just bring them home since parents/roommates wouldn't mind. Moving in by yourself feels weird at first but you quickly get used to it. Don't fall for the living alone meme if you're a robot. That's for dumb normies.
How do I find a sad cute alcoholic girlfriend?
>>37847136
>>>37846793
Maybe you'll find one here.
We had an alcoholic femanon on yesterday.
if she's an alcoholic she won't stay cute
>>37847136
I'm one of those, why would you want me?
Although I got pneumonia recently and I think I'm going to let it run its course and see if it kills me rather than get treatment, so I might not be around much longer.
How old are you?
http://www.strawpoll.me/13241002
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWhswK7A4D8
blox
bump ily brittany
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCUtrLn42fc
So I was feeling horny while taking a shower and I have a detachable showerhead and I had the brilliant idea to sit on top of it with my asshole I started feeling water being pumped into my ass and it hurted a little on the beginning but it started feeling good.
Is this bad for my health? I wanna do it more
Pic unrelated
im sorry but youre gay now anon
>>37847109
I dont mind honestly
Shameless self bump
Pls respond
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