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cept your whole post goes out the window when you meet an asshole.

for me, being nice is not normal human behavior. i don't care about being nice and i don't care how people feel, is that elementary too?

>>39586360
I agree

>Anyone else got anything on their hearts today?
I'm kind of nervous about my sister bringing over her friends for dinner. My parents say I have to come plus they're making fondue, but I know I'm just going sperg it up again

>>39586440
well yea, conscious assholes will ruin niceness upon contact. That's why nice people have invented this not nice tactic of simply not hanging out with such people.

>>39586332
I'll make sure to only go on the 1st of January

>>39586332
I sincerely don't understand why anyone thinks being a virgin is a bad thing. Being unable to get girls because you're ugly is only bad because you're ugly. And getting girls doesn't mean you're attractive. I could have been a million other reasons including luck.

>"None."

They go through thousands of these checklists a year. They're not going care, and even if they did they're not going to remember you in a week.

let me touch it? :3
I'm ovulating too <3

>>39586330
Ovulating. Ovulating... can't stop ovulating...

>>39586330
>Oh no, my boipucci is ovulating. What do?
Dumb sissy anime boi.

most of us darker skins are a bit retarded

Isn't it hard to get into the top 50 undergraduate schools? Also most black people I know fall for the trade school meme.

>>39586387
It's a top 50 business school, but it's at a state university, so not really.
Especially in-state.
I transferred from a community college with a 3.7 GPA and even here I barely have a 3.2 GPA in my major.
It's not THAT difficult.

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>>39586237
How old is she where did you find her how did you get her to like you how old are you is she nice does she like you or is it a bad relationship

how did u find her (him)?

>>39586237
does she let you call her mommy when you have sex?

The fuck outta here with your silly 'problems'

This is now a balding thread
>At what age did you start balding
>What norwood you?
Anyone else here have diffuse hair thinning?

Take Vitamin B, it could help. I got several but it cleared up once I started. Turned out it was just stress and lacking a diet that would naturally supply me with it.

>>39586297
>million threads about balding on /r9k/, some daily
>searching the archives for greying/graying/whatever OPs brings up only handful of posts
shut the shit up

>>39586207
>Not a virgin
>Grey hairs

Whetever maybe my full hair will turn white and then I'll look like Robin from fire emblem

Bumping thread just because whatever

>>39586179
>1 million
who made this piece of shit, can't they at least do the bare minimum of research?

>>39587275
>who made this piece of shit, can't they at least do the bare minimum of research?

I know right that is what i was thinking and when he said hikikomori only exist in Japan i was like oh so all the other shut ins worldwide dont exist eehh??.

Don't play borderlands 3

Funny, we all felt the same way playing through the series.

>>39586114
>remain that way for a while.
>find another game/series.
>feel empty again.
repeat

>>39586074
what if there were others who also felt like too much interaction was too much, and they preferred the same amount as you? it would be cool to find them wouldn't it, maybe theyd even want to be friends

>>39586748
people like me are an extremely rare breed. normals outnumber us 100:1

a lot of people at work say that i am the quietest, most asocial person they have ever met. i've literally never met anyone else like me before.

>>39586074
I'm in the same boat. I get so lonely, but when I find someone to talk to that I actually kinda like, I can't be bothered to respond to their texts. Would you feel better if you can find someone that will just sit quietly on the couch with you, no conversation, just sitting there without it being weird or awkward? I'm pretty sure that's all I want. Just their company.

no, i am ugly and am completely dead inside. i am a lost cause and am in some kind of figurative prison.

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>>39586060
>Daily reminder that you're not in prison

Society is a prison, anon. Our psychologies are the prison guards

>>39586060

What if I don't wanna give piggy-back rides to asian chicks with my gay friend? What if I'd rather stay at home?

Start talking to a girl that you like in a crowded place.

>>39586045
Prostitution
I don't know why everyone thinks sex for money is bad

>>39586339
Pussywhipped men and their wives shame men for doing it because "wahhh how dare you min max the pussy economy".

It's literally just religious loonies and women butthurt that other women are devaluing the price of pussy.

I gotz money. Shits totally overrated.
Learning to be a happy poor fag is way easier than learning howto make money

If youre prepared to let gross old gay guys suck your cock you can make a lot of money very easily.

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>>39585976
Either have huge luck, be born rich or have connections.

The other way is to follow the meme. These days the meme shifted to trades. You have something like 1-2 years until it will be saturated. Or you need to be genius guy who somehow did something marketable since he was 5 like coding.

Or you can stop caring about life like me.

Good luck commander.

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>>39585968
Not as bad as being a female with WAY TOO MUCH body hair.
Pic related- mfw getting that mustache waxed

>>39585968
Pls post boy body

>>39585968
Enjoy it while you can.

I'm an older anon. When I was younger I had full head of hair and pubes but almost nothing on my arms, legs and chest.

Now that I'm older (old) it's sprouting out of my nose and ears, growing on my back, shoulders and upper arms and disappearing from my head and balls.

distract him with a boruto tankobon while I run away

>>39585817
Yo OP, this a terrible post. Don't know what you were expecting

>posting the whitest black guy alive
The only black thing about Woolie is that he dates a fat white girl

>>39585801
What makes you deserving of being bullied?

>>39585801
Fembot here. You're a fucking virgin loser that nobody would look at, not even a wreck like myself. Did I mention I'm a fembot?
Eat shit.

>>39585801
If someone wants to be bullied, and you're nice to them, is that bullying?