How much rich you need to be to have a 10/10 wife even though you are ugly and dumb as hell?
>>37952201
Are you from Russia?
HowIsThisNotOriginal
>>37952201
You think he's ugly and dumb?
Come on, it's current year
Look at how the bleach bled out from her foils along her hairline when she was getting highlights. She looks like she's balding. She should go to the salon and ask for her money back.
can we all agree that everyone who makes a discord thread and posts on them should be permabanned?
>>37952129
Yes
originales
yes pls mods
origaginol
>>37952129
I just want some friends to make this suffering durable, is there something wrong with that?
Alright, the asexual shills got to me. How the fuck do I make myself asexual?
If you're a man , get a short haircut.
>>37952102
>asexual
sounds more like these people are so afraid of rejections they cuck their own brains into thinking that they are superior for not being interested in other people.
Start taking Anti-Depressants.
I haven't felt the urge to have sex or get a partner since I started taking Mirtrazapine.
It's fucking great
I guess you wouldn't mind if your girl wanted to love and fuck a chad when you're not around, right? It only goes both ways.
>>37952022
OP here, I wouldn't care if turns me on thinking about my gf fucking other guys
It's just cycling through lovelies. Your gf gets mad because that's cheating.
The gf is the woman that lives in the heart
Listen to your heart and see you don't ever want to cheat from her.
>>37952035
*it
Is what I meant
I can't do this anymore
Why do I have to live this cursed existence? I was born a robot and it looks like I'll die a fucking robot, I'm doing everything in my power to escape but nothing is working. I've only got one shot at life and this is what I am. I'm stuck being me, there's no escape. And I fucking despise being me
It's not fair, why do I have to live like this? I don't want this life, why did I get stuck with it?
I want off this ride
>>37951950
Well fuck, the only reason im not killing myself is bc my well not really a friend told me not to. Find someone who will hopefully save you.
>>37951950
I'm there with you
I desperatley want to kill myself but it would destroy my mother so I just can't do it.
>>37953288
This
It irritates me that I can't just make her be okay with it, or ship a philosophical zombie version of myself to the house to keep her company, but if she ends up going through anything like what I feel because of it it isn't worth it
>>37951947
take any drug that brings you up. Speed, moda, racetams, caffeine, nicotine, etc.
>>37951947
Play with your penis a few times a day
>>37951947
I have the same problem just go out and take a walk everyday especially when the sun is out it really helps add to that a minimized exposition to the internet (especially 4chan and social media and porn) wich reduces motivation in the long term because of instant gratification this helped me get me over this problem after about a month but since i am just a lazy fuck i gave up
>>37951947
Welcome to the wonderful world of clinical depression.
Be me
>14
>sneak her in
>lock the door
>gotime.jpeg
>ask if she's ready
>she just smiles
>smile back
>get naked
>Dick is diamonds
>Go straight in
>we fuck for half an hour
>exhausted
>we lay there
>tell her it was fun
>she just keeps smiling
>start tearing up
>throw her off the bed
>realize you're so lonely you put your mom's wig on a fucking Amazon box and started fucking it
>tfw
Also pic related
Originalio famalam
My does ur mom wear the wig
>>37951927
It was an old wig I found when she had short hair she was "trying a new look".
When does it hurt you the most?
>>37951833
When it's right in the testicles
>>37951833
When it's right in the feels
When I wake up in the morning and think about how I'm alone again for another fucking day of my prime
I went to a strip club a few nights ago and spilled my spaghetti
>Sitting somewhere visibly open
>Stripper comes to me and asks to sit on my lap
>Compliments me on my hair and being well dressed
>I can't make small talk, no idea what to say
>Few seconds of akward silence as she's sitting on my lap
>"So uh, as you can tell, I'm shy with women"
>Asks me why
>I shrug
>Tells me I shouldn't be and I'm too good looking
>Thank her
>Asks me if I want a lap dance
>Tell her I'm tapped out
>"Well, I gotta make some money, so... enjoy the rest of your night"
At least I only spent $10 to get in. Can't believe people spend hundreds of dollars at strip clubs, you can get an escort for that money.
>>37951768
Maybe losing your virginity to an escort could be the cure for your virgin shyness.
>asks not to get her services
>gets angry when he didn't get much
Stupid thread.
>>37951768
That was actually pretty good, anon.
I mean yeah you didn't chad it, but its not like a full slick womanizer was going to get anything but a paid lapdance anyway.
Eid Mubarak fellow robots :)
>>37951761
Sorry, I'm not a Hindu
>>37951761
Eid Mubarak to you too brobot :^)
>>37951796
This better be a bait
Even if a girl is objectively less attractive without makeup, do you still prefer no makeup even with the roastie status it may grant her?
>>37951677
Left is more cute. Girls are stupid. Who sane enough would put shit on face? Suck my dick op
>>37951677
Left is just a poor photo. Look at the difference between both sets of eyes and her black shirt. The one on the right is brighter.
one or both of the pics is shooped to appear less and/or more appealing.
putting on make up doesn't make your eyes more vibrant and the color of your shirt change.
i have an idea why dont we all make fake tinder accounts with chad pics and get roasties to talk to us and then when we get matches we treat them like shit ! thats what im going to do today anons who's with me ?
>>37951672
Your life sounds stellar virgo :^). Maybe spend that wasted energy on something productive
>>37951695
im just angry anon lets do it lets give those picky women what they deserve anon
get in here anons reeeeee lets give these roastie bitches the same sadness that we get all the time
ITT: We all live in the same home.
>>37951596
Just don't lag my internet connection with all your hentai and we'll be fine.
I shat in the sink.
Can anyone order a pizza? I'm too anxious about it.
Can one be asexual and still masturbate?
I have no desire for real women but still need to bust a nut. I don't watch porn.
>>37951498
Yes it's totally possibee anon. Your sexuality is seperate from your libido.
>>37951498
You're not aseuxal you're just extremely beta and have given up with women
>>37951498
Research demonstrates that most asexuals do masturbate.
>tfw my normie sister does softcore pornography
>spends her weeks riding on people giving her money so she can go to raves
>"works" at a pot dispensary
>constantly posting her tits and exposed vag on facebook and the whole family sees
>has a new bf every 2 weeks
Fucking Stacey sister man.
And no I wont post pics. She's an idiot and doesnt keep her life at all private, including me being in it.
Do you guys have any ridiculously normie/degenerate siblings?
>>37951485
why not wait a few weeks and post her softcore porn shit and have her get some retribution
>brother has like 28 facial piercings and smokes a vape
>Drinks on a bad liver
I hope he dies xd
>>37951485
She actually posts her tits and vag on facebook? And you don't say anything like wtf sis? And she's not Stacy, Stacy has some class, she just sounds like a hippy stoner rave slut.