>Turned 19 today
>Bank account blocked (fraud)
>Kicked out of school
>IT degree, but no jobs in my field
>Haven't paid rent for 2 months
>Every fucking fast food restaurants are full of teens
>Supermarkets are also full of fucking teens
I completed highschool when I was 16 and it only took me 2 years to get this IT degree. Fucking cuck.
>mfw I recovered my bitcoin wallet with 500btc I thought I lost in 2015.
>mfw I'll never have to work a day in my life.
>mfw I am going to leave the US and live in Japan
I want to help some of my fellow robots out before I go. Post your bitcoin wallet and I'll help you out but ONLY if you are a neet, a virgin, and older than 25.
How much rich you need to be to have a 10/10 wife even though you are ugly and dumb as hell?
You think he's ugly and dumb?
Come on, it's current year
can we all agree that everyone who makes a discord thread and posts on them should be permabanned?
Alright, the asexual shills got to me. How the fuck do I make myself asexual?
I guess you wouldn't mind if your girl wanted to love and fuck a chad when you're not around, right? It only goes both ways.
It's just cycling through lovelies. Your gf gets mad because that's cheating.
The gf is the woman that lives in the heart
Listen to your heart and see you don't ever want to cheat from her.
I can't do this anymore
Why do I have to live this cursed existence? I was born a robot and it looks like I'll die a fucking robot, I'm doing everything in my power to escape but nothing is working. I've only got one shot at life and this is what I am. I'm stuck being me, there's no escape. And I fucking despise being me
It's not fair, why do I have to live like this? I don't want this life, why did I get stuck with it?
I want off this ride
It irritates me that I can't just make her be okay with it, or ship a philosophical zombie version of myself to the house to keep her company, but if she ends up going through anything like what I feel because of it it isn't worth it
take any drug that brings you up. Speed, moda, racetams, caffeine, nicotine, etc.
I have the same problem just go out and take a walk everyday especially when the sun is out it really helps add to that a minimized exposition to the internet (especially 4chan and social media and porn) wich reduces motivation in the long term because of instant gratification this helped me get me over this problem after about a month but since i am just a lazy fuck i gave up
>sneak her in
>lock the door
>ask if she's ready
>she just smiles
>Dick is diamonds
>Go straight in
>we fuck for half an hour
>we lay there
>tell her it was fun
>she just keeps smiling
>start tearing up
>throw her off the bed
>realize you're so lonely you put your mom's wig on a fucking Amazon box and started fucking it
When does it hurt you the most?
I went to a strip club a few nights ago and spilled my spaghetti
>Sitting somewhere visibly open
>Stripper comes to me and asks to sit on my lap
>Compliments me on my hair and being well dressed
>I can't make small talk, no idea what to say
>Few seconds of akward silence as she's sitting on my lap
>"So uh, as you can tell, I'm shy with women"
>Asks me why
>Tells me I shouldn't be and I'm too good looking
>Asks me if I want a lap dance
>Tell her I'm tapped out
>"Well, I gotta make some money, so... enjoy the rest of your night"
At least I only spent $10 to get in. Can't believe people spend hundreds of dollars at strip clubs, you can get an escort for that money.
Eid Mubarak fellow robots :)
Even if a girl is objectively less attractive without makeup, do you still prefer no makeup even with the roastie status it may grant her?
i have an idea why dont we all make fake tinder accounts with chad pics and get roasties to talk to us and then when we get matches we treat them like shit ! thats what im going to do today anons who's with me ?
ITT: We all live in the same home.