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>>39098535
how old are you?

i'm 19 and i need to get a license so I can stop feeling like a child

>>39098564
23
musicista cresent

>just got promoted to management at work
>got an A in my summer class, starting school again soon
>not drinking so much but still using other drugs
>still feel empty inside
>want to die every day
>lonely as shit

>>39098359
Honestly its something youre just gonna have to admit to him. Maybe you two can work something out with toys?

>>39098359
cheat on him. Or just continue fantasizing

>>39098359
you lost me at "not bigger than mine"

>>39098296
i drive something more ambitious, it's called "THE" DICK.

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>>39098296
>thinking he can speak to a class 4

I feel bad for that anime, she has 2 scars on her cheeks.

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>eat ground pickles
Enjoy your food poisoning. Speaking of food poisoning,
>got food poisoning from subway last night
>had to force myself to throw up
>instantly felt way better
>go to sleep
>wake up
>non-stop shaking
>face started getting numb a few hours ago, can't speak properly
I'd be more freaked out if this didn't happen every single time I puked when I got food poisoning earlier this year. I'm just glad this case of food poisoning is already basically gone. Hopefully. Last time it lasted 10 days and gave me temporary IBS which I only just recently got over.

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>>39098214
>wake up at 4pm
>go downstairs to eat breakfast
>mom complains about my sleeping pattern and says i look like a terminaly ill person because i'm so pale
>go back up in my room
>listen to music
>shitpost until 6am.
Living the dream

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nothing really, shitposting and anime all day but some hours ago

>hear the garage door bangs
>its my drunk neighbour kicking a ball with his son
>they break the garage door's locker
>mom rush out and scream at him
>he told my mom something, I didnt hear because she didnt let me go outside
>she calls the police and the neighbours house(the drunk pig is divorced because he abused her daughter and punch her wive but still come hear everyday to seeh his son and drunk whisky)
>police never came and my the neighbour ex wife was out
>mom finally told that he cursed and told her to go fix the door herself
>she knew I would kick his ass if I knew that

Im about to join college next year and I cant have a sue on me, thats why mom don't want me to involve, he already sued his own daughter and as he works for the governament the lawsuit was serious and now his daughter cant join college
I know this pig can be dangerous, he has no life, lives on a motel getting drunk and high all day, he hate his family and threated on them several times, I know one day he can just go crazy and shoot us all, my dumb mother used to be his wife best friend and she help her through the divorcedm, the stupid cunt would never have divorced or even called the police if my mom didnt forced her, so he hate us too, im kinda scared of this because police wont do shit and my mom is alone all day while he is on the street drinking(his ex wife allow him to, she rejected the restriction order, stupid submisive cunt) should I do something bros?

>>39098169
I get up every morning so I can post 'Fuck Street Fighter V' on at least one thread

LOW...

TIER....!!

GOD!!!!!!!!!!

That's right, white boy. Back the FUCK UP. I'm gonna fuck yo girl good, cuck.

i love these threads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Idwv51Aetc

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>When you take a piss and your pisstrail decides to go a different direction.

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>>39098086

> the feeling of pissing after you bust a nut

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>when you leave your dick inside her too long after you cum and you have no choice but to drag it out and suffer that post cum dick rub feeling

on the brightside at least i wont live up to an old 21
wew

>>39098053
Stop making these threads for fucks sake.
No one on here gives a shit.

>>39098084
thanks for bumping it at leest

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So I come from a...not so nice background. I don't really want to go into that, but this basic knowledge is vital to my anxiety.

I have a twin brother and a younger half sister who's 14 years old, and 14 years younger than us. She's extremely kind, possibly the sweetest person I know. But like my brother, she's also incredibly perceptive, and while I try to put on a happy face for her, I think she can tell that something's wrong. She has exceptional emotional maturity for her age, and obviously knows where my boundaries are. Despite the large age gap, we're incredibly close. I had an unfortunate instance where a coworker thought I was a pedophile but that's been settled. She means so much to me but quite frankly I don't feel I deserve her...And I hate lying to her and pretending everything's okay when it isn't at all. But I can't bring myself to tell her the truth and burden her with my issues. I want to be strong for her sake, but...I'm weak. I'm weak because I don't confess my issues.

Anyone else here scared of phone calls? I'm usually okay when I talk to people in person, but turn into a complete moron when I speak over the phone. Is there any way to fix this?

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I have the most retarded anxiety. I am a literal hypochondriac and as of this week, I've been dealing with this shit for a whole fucking year. I'm still young and healthy, yet I still get thoughts that I might have some heart problems or some terrible infection. Even when I'm at the point where I realize that I'm being irrational, it still continues.

List of shit I've worried about:

> Lyme Disease
> Heart Attack
> Cardiac Arrest
> Testicular Cancer
> Brain Cancer
> Lymphoma
> Sepsis
> ALS
> Tetanus
> Appendicitis
> Meningitis

...and so on.

I've seen a therapist weekly at this point, my mindset has improved, yet I still suffer from these thoughts.

This post made me cringe very hard!

Drinking and smoking for like the 5th night in a row. I'm on a vacation though so I don't feel too shitty about it.

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>>39097861
Drink away friend.
Let it all go.

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>>39097750
>great uncle-in-law found the fart flask

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>sorority scuttled the cum curriculum

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>second cousin found the jizz drawer

Because he's supposed to ask me out.

>>39097783
How the fuck is he going to show interest in the first place if you don't at least give him a little help

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>>39097738
I did. He broke up with me, then broke up with me again.

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>>39097622
Obligatory text to not get muted

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All alone in the thread as always

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Access to Adderall.

>>39097636
Literally go to a doctor and tell him you think you have ADHD. I didn't even need to see a specialist.

Amphetamines don't make me happy though, they just let me work through the misery.

eh $1MM would do it, but $2MM would be much better

im planning to end my pain soon
i have an alternative plan to help some people
but i have no energy
im glad you were my friend

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>>39097611
>>39097660
I know these feels. I lost a ton of amazing friends recently. Now its just loneliness.

>>39098349
i lost my one friend and also my first ever former girlfriend at one point
she was the only person i felt connected to
its okay though
shes older and more wise. i respect whatever she does. at times we all feel okay but later we break down
pray that i finally end my suffering if i can get the courage for it

are you fucking kidding me right now dude

youre butthurt that the people who watch this show actually have girlfriends and actual lives so you try to spoil it? next time you feel depressed about how shit your life is and how alone you are remember you deserve it and worse.

>>39097408
Kill yourself worthless cocksucking virgin

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>>39097408
These triggered normies. Kek.
Anon, you doing god's work.