>over half way through 2017
>he isn't bisexual
>tfw have a chronic rhinitis
>tfw 170cm manlet
>tfw have a heavy hyperhidrosis
>tfw have a M hairline
Why is life so tough?
So how did reducing time browsing on this board work out for you so far?
>eyes were full of life
>now look soulless
Yeah fuck becoming a normie.
>have a job
>have my own flat
>live with my girlfriend
>going to college part time
>money to spend on what I want
>planning to get married in a couple of years
>browsed /r9k/ daily for years
You robots are sadly mistaken if you think leaving this site will fix you, you people are not mean to be like me and other normies stop trying to convince yourself otherwise and just accept your fate.
SHAKE HIS FUCKING HAND ANON
FIRMLY, CHAMP. IT'S GOTTA BE FIRM.
>ask oneitis to meet up with me
What are you talking about you shut in retard? The person who receives the message can turn read receipts on or off for the person who sent the message, not the other way around.
>be in second or third grade
>find one of my moms magazines laying around, the ones where the ladies are half naked and shit modeling bras and panties
>have a brilliant idea (or so I thought so at the time)
>think that maybe if I put this magazine under my pillow before I go to sleep, I'll dream of them
>secure the magazine under my pillow
>go to sleep
>didn't dream of them
>check under my pillow
>it's in the trash
>my brother put it in the trash
>tfw huge dick
>girls will literally never see it because Fleshlights feel too good
Artificial wombs when? Fleshing while stoned feels too good to give up for someone who's essentially a gay retarded manlet. The only thing I need are kids.
How big is your dick OP? Apparently i'm top 1% on dick size statistically at 7 inches.
I think that's bullshit tho, all these averages and statistics are just made to make men feel better about themselves.
Porn, dick rate threads, etc lead me to believe i'm pretty average.
>After enjoying the playboy lifestyle for more than 10 years and having had sex with more than 250 women, I recently got engaged to my girlfriend of over 2 years.
Friendly reminder that if you are a white male you can't be a robot.
Tfw no brum gf to go to town with
Gone but still not forgotten. RIP
At least he went out with a clean dick!
Why the fuck can I not stop masturbatimg to this girl
apparently she's columbian. https://www.xvideos.com/profiles/karlasolis18
Why are you worrying about women when you could be focusing on your training?
> I am yet to find a conservative girl
> yes i have left my moms basement
> am in multiple clubs at uni, clubs for my hobbies, go to random meetups, go out alot etc
> even the ugly ones are up themselves and are sluts
> maybe i need to get out of this shithole called australia
> if there any good girls reading this, i give you this song
Hey anons! Need some friends? Or maybe need someone to talk to in general? Come join /Light~Criminals/ and become part of the family ^_^ yqK3aPB
"we'd love you here"
>shave my dick
>cut my dick with razor and it bleeds
how the fuck do i remove my dick hair so it looks fem without bleeding