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>>35698092
>used to trade toys with some nig back in elementary school
>really wanted his kid buu
>we were about to move out of state
>asked to "borrow" his figure like we've always done
>bail out right after school and head to current city

the greatest heist i've ever performed

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>>35698170
You are the REAL nig nog here, Anon

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>>35698092
>be 6th grade
>theres a big trade fair in the cafeteria, with organized bartering
>I went in with a bunch of cookies
>Gave a kid 12 cookies for a vase
>gave the vase to teacher for gameboy
>also got a Boosk statue out of it
>tfw realized that I was always secretly capitalist as fuck, even back when I went through a leftism phase

>>35698087
my white girlfriend you piece of trash

>>35698087
B-but I'm not white....

orignog

>>35698087
ME HAFFI RAPE YOU NOW LOOSE WOOMAN

>>35698000
no.

normies have a deep need to believe that anyone who is not like them must be brain-damaged since birth

if you get a normie gf she will find out about your non-normieness, spread that shit in endless gossip around and ensure you're getting ostracized, at which point she will have a reason to start to hate and leave you

what do you think why everyone is pressuring you to get a gf? so you get be wire-tapped by the most biological wires there are, by this gender of social-network addicts

this is how nature has intended it, for you to be spied on constantly so as to ascertain your biological fitness

if you change your life around it will be seen as pathetic in some way by some dumb interpretation, people need to believe this because they already have weeded you out as genetic garbage

this is life

>>35698000
If you date a normie gf or change your life around you become a normie yourself. So yes they will accept you because you are one of them.

>>35698000

Yes, but what is the point really?
It is you who will, at the end, not accept them as your own.
You've already deviated from what is the standard path. Your tastes are too different, but even that they might accept. The question rather, how will you put up with the constant monotonous repetitive and bland behaviour? Normies are, per definition, normies. They are dull. Accept your life as one, you are polar opposites, and as the lorentz-force dictates, one side will repel the other, or one side will be assimilitated into the other.

the rot. the rot. the rotting. flesh.

>>35697985
We all die alone, Anon. You won't care when you're dead.

>>35697985
and yet that very fear seeps into your behavior giving off tells of thirst and desperation thus making your lonely life and death a certainty.

>>35697961
It's funny, they changed their name to "the normies" after a bunch of autists from /got/ found them and started spamming their comments section.

Rana or whatever her name is is qt as fuck tho ngl pham

>They get to the temple in the episode
>"what is this le water temple???"
>"i hated that temple XDD"

>>35697961
shit like this is so dumb why are you even aware of it's existence

>>35697960
I don't understand. How is this not true?

>>35697975
Because Chad said it so of course it couldn't possibly have any benefits to your average robot

>>35697960
This is sound advice. Anyone's appearance can be greatly improved by hitting the gym and it also has positive effects on mental health including increased confidence.

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>open door to see its the same guy who delivered it yesterday

happens far too often

>>35697825
>order online
>add message: ring the doorbell, put the pizza in front of the door and leave

everytime

>>35697976
>order from grubhub
>special instructions: do not make eye contact with me

I hate driving too much.

>>35697812
You do realise uber drivers make less than $7/hr once you factor in insurance, gas, vehicle repair, the cost of the vehicle, etc.

I'd rather work at Mcdonald's.

>>35697882

Ok cuck lord. You hang out with the greasiest blacks in town while I laugh and make another $14 dollars taking people 3.1 miles

I'll have that Nintendo switch in no time

Are you truly advocating for dolphin fucking though?

out of all my time on this site ive never been more weirded out

Dolphin vagina can literally rip your dick off.

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>>35697767
Feels ya
Then she asks for a pic of your dick

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>>35697767
>having a girlfriend who sends you titpics
>having a girlfriend at all

Hmmmmmmmmmmm

>>35697767
dude post the tits

>>35697643
totally fine. at worst you might be a hebephile but who cares. the thoughts probably won't go away, but as long as you have any self-control whatsoever it shouldn't be a problem.

>>35697643
This is normal...society read women just demonize men and act like any time a man likes someone who isn't legally an adult they are taking advantage of them or abusing them. Notice how it's ok for a women your age to be sexually attracted to and date 14-17 year old boys. Literally no one gives a fuck when its women because its natural to be attracted to a young person. But since men are demonized it's (((immoral))) for a man to be attracted to young women, even though it's normal.

That's not too bad, I check out preteens myself

>>35697631
will that burger look like the pic when I order it

wendys wage slave food for wage slaves.

>>35697631
Male bulimia never made sense to me.

Women are weak, so I understand it.

But I don't get food cravings irl. I'll dream of eating an entire candy store when I'm asleep. But then I wake up and I'm glad i didn't.

Sometimes. I've got drunk 4 of the last six days. I was seriously considering suicide last week but I haven't thought about it since I got drunk on Thursday, so I guess it helps a little.

Use to but not anymore . I don't know how anyone becomes a alcoholic. It just made me feel like crap the next day and made me shit liquid.

Oraunge juise

>gallivanting
Who hurt you anon

No because sluts have completely destroyed their pair-bonding function and will make awful partners and mothers

If we liked each other and stayed monogamous yes I would.

>Like a girl
lol

Anyway, when that happens I read. From books to articles about anything, if I ever want to escape the present environment I can easily zone out into whatever it is I'm reading

I always come back to Skyrim for /immersion/. Shit fixes me right up everytime.

>>35697496
that sounds really comfy desu

desu i used to be able to escape reality in video games, especially rpgs but nowadays i can barely play a game for 10minutes without thinking about my shitty life

I think I might get into reading fantasy novels, they sound pretty comfy