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>wearing girls clothes at home
>acting very feminine, messing around with mirror
>notice black car parked outside my house
>bald guy staring straight through window me
wtf do I do? I

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Why is McDonald's so overpriced? Here a maxi best of menu is like 11.50 euros. At Burger King, you get a bit more for like 8.50 euros, the quality is better overall, and the sandwich actually looks like on the pictures.

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ooga booga okie doke!

if if if if if if if if if if if if if

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>just over ate AGAIN on the day I start my "diet"

Should I go puke it all up and start over again

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>hate this fucking board
>no one relates or replys to me here
>also hate the shitty trap/mbti whatever threads
>try to leave it and go on other boards
>everyone on the other boards keep telling me to go back to /r9k/

C'mon, lads

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ITT: Never have i ever. rules below:

1. you start off with 5 fingers
2. If you have done what the statement says, you lose a finger
3. anybody can say a 'never have i ever done x-y-z', but it only counts if they get dubs or higher.
4. each 'never have i ever done blah blah' only counts if poster gets dubs or higher
5. after each dubs (or higher) we say how many fingers we have left. in a reply to the post
6. there is no winner. only for personal gain/bantz/feels


I'll start:
>never have I ever punched somebody in the face

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>be me
>wake up at 5 am
>quietly walk through the house
>on my way through I hallway I grab the Cheeto and soda caked doorknob and open it slightly
>the beast is still sleep.yes
>Close is slowly making sure I make no noise
>the lock clicks at the last second
>panic.jpeg
>put ear to door
>hear a loud moan followed by a loud wet sounding fart
>oshitoshitoshit
>hear the bed springs breaking and popping under the heavy mass above
>hear the wood creak and squeal under the intense weight
>I take my head away from the door, as soon as I door it opens it
>the smell of grease, cum, shit and piss surrounds me
>"mommy, do I have enough good boy points for tendies?"
>I look at the score board
"Yes, sweety you do." I say as I hold back my gags and tears
"ok, I'll be playing my games be quick slut" it says as it waddles back to it's long broken chair
>I walk to the kitchen
>I push past Mountain dew bottle alley to reach Dorito crust cove
>see a knife
>"time to end my suffering once and for all"
>I grab a empty plate and knife and walk towards the beast
>reach its room and knock
>a tight feeling in my stomach
>he mumbles "come in bitch"
>I push open the door all the way knocking over shit bottles and cum rag towers
>he doesn't look back
>walk past the mountain of discarded dishware and slip on a river of moist piss
>I get up and see the mummified corpse of mittens the cat under years of dirty XXL diapers
>I say "Here's your tendies baby" as I pull the knife from my belt
>he turns around and sees me holding the knife up
>I panic and stab him repeatedly over and over and over
>"my protective layer of fat protects me once again"
>stare awkwardly as he looks down at the scares from the last 58 attempts
>he gets up and pushes me back breaking my arm
>"Oh silly mommy, next time I'll break more then that" he let's out a gargantuan fart as all the air rushes out of the chair straight into my face
>I vomit and rush back to my room
>grab phone and call ambulance

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omI0hyhhOIA

>She's a lesbian

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>robots are misognyst who hates women rights
>surprised when Stacey dates Tyrone who deals with civil rights issues and therefore have a common struggle

No wonder you bitches can't pull any women

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>tfw this dude in breaking bad is named chad

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>everyone needs to be treated equally because were all human :)))!!

>just not you, youre weird and ugly. Wait like 20 years so I can lie my way into your life and cheat on you and steal all your money and belongings. Thanks for your hard work!

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Do noodles make you fat? Its my main meal and i cant seem to lose anything even though i exercise.

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I know r8 threads and the like belong on >>>/soc/, but I figured we could take some time to answer each others questions about appearance honestly (do these glasses work, how should I part my hair)

Self improvement is the first step to leaving this hell hole and getting a gf

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Post your hopes and dreams. We'll give you the positivity you need to move forward.

DO NOT REPLY TO ANY NEGATIVE NANCIES!

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>girls cant be robo-

https://www.reddit.com/r/SuicideWatch/comments/67secq/my_last_words/