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Where does r9k get its porno?
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>>37730512
>Where does r9k get its porno?
exhentai
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sc channel for 2d. emp for 3d
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At the Pornography Store

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I am 1,85 cm. 175 Ibs, little fat. Relatively good looking.
These are my experiences with girls: I always was a bit shy but they talked to me and I talked back.
at 17 a chick asked me out. I didn't do it because she wasn't hot enough. I've had
relatively atractive chicks come up to me randomly to talk and ask me if I wanted to sit next to them when I was a highschoolfag(I can be a fun goofball if I want). I started pursuing one of them later but highschool was already almost over and I'm a bit of a lazy retard. I have a normal amount of friends and many people know me.
I have some kissing experience in clubs.But the point is, you can get chicks they just aren't hot.(came here from /pol/)

I think you can do it.
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You're a normie, get the fuck off my board. Bye, kill yourself on your way out and livestream it on periscope.
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>>37730368
lol, why are you people so pathetic
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>>37730388
Why are you on my board? Go back to /pol/ or your clubs you fucking normie. Nobody wants you here, just get the fuck out.

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> finally making a qt femanon friend
> she blocks me
WHY CAN'T I HAVE JUST ONE FUCKING QT FEMANON TO ORBIT
REEEEEEEEEE
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I've met a girl too, she's nice and all but I'm waiting for the moment she blocks me.
>mfw I've come to accept the cycle
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>>37730286
maybe its because you like creepy cat pictures
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>>37730286
>shows power levels
>complains about people wanting to break contact

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Can I get women with a body like this?
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>>37730162
I'd generally say your face matters much more
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>>37730162
You can get a girl with any body.
You just need to find someone who loves you for you and not just your weight.
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>>37730801
>You just need to find someone who loves you for you
JUST BE YOURSELF BRO LOL
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

my tummy hurts like fuck you guys aaaaaaaaa
what should i do
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fuck you all for not giving me attention in this awful time of the month
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>>37730279
i thought you had diarrhea and the pic was unrelated, but now i see that is not the case. i want you to die a painful death. if you want to i can come over to stab you, then we can instantly drain all that nasty discharge.
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>>37730111
I'm on periods too

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So is he the new Elliot Rodget now?
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>>37730099
No. Elliot was funny. This guy's just a faggot.
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>>37730099
I hope simply because he lived a half hour north of me but he's not funny enough sadly. I'm bumping
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Tranny phantom is the lamest shooter one could possibly conceive.

in a way that's a good thing, no one will relate to the outlandish levels of arrested development and autism....

as far as shooters go, he bit off exactly what he could chew and did it, killed some random wagies he worked with.

i mean really what did he accomplish accept some post life attention that serves no purpose other then humiliation

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>tfw normies and sjws dumbed down your web browser
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>>37730005
>using firefox
You brought this on yourself. This is like using windows and complaining about the lack of privacy
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>>37730033
Which browser does /pol/ use, then? Chromium?
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>>37730005
>firefox
Oregon trail of inbred squirrel fuckers

>Can't stand direct sunlight for more than 20 minutes without burning
>We consume the most milk out of all other ethnicities, and milk is just blood that is restores inside mamories and given calcium.
>Every white society, community and civilisation has been highly self indulgent to some extent.

What else? is our next evolution going to bring us closer to being immortal? will be start consuming the blood the immigrants next? or become even more damaged by the sun.
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>we
nice try, shlomo
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>>37729933
>he thinks I'm a kike and not just a goth larper
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>>37729933
nice double dubs btw, where'd you get em.

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>be me
>living with parents
>school is away on trip, wouldn't let me go
>don't have to go to school
>brother and sister do
>sleep in
>wake up, mom's home
>says she's going to work
>begin to jerk off
>really getting into it
>using two hands and everything
>speakers on
>loud as fuck
>cum in about an hour
>hear footsteps
>ohshit.jpeg
>mom was home the whole time
>she didn't leave yet
>curl up on bed with blankets over
>she doesn't say anything
>when she leaves she says
>"bye anon, are you okay?

what the fuck do i do, ive never been caught jerking off before
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>>37729854
Ask her to help you jack it next time. Remember to hug her and tell her you love her every day.
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You write it off and pretend like nothing happened, your mom knows you have needs OP.

>using two hands really getting into it

Fucking kek why do you need 2 hands though?
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>>37729854

Your mom took a cock up her vag and probably her other holes, from your dad and probably other people. Shes seen countless dicks, and a lot off. Then when she was giving birth to you, you popped out off her body covered in her own filth. Do you really think that shes going to give that much of a shit about you jerking off? Shes probably more concerned with you not washing your hands afterwards or something. Relax.

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You have to fuck one of these chicks. Which one would you choose and why?
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second left cuz i like tall girls and i'm a chinklover
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>>37729975

She's not tall, she's wearing lifts
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girl on far right looks familiar.

Is this pic from hongcouver?

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What is it like dating an asian girl?
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Fucking respond to meeeee?
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pretty awesome because I really like Asian food
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Femanon here

I don't know never tried it.

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So.. Uh.. This happened. Randy Stair Ghost Squad Thread I guess.
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He could've been a great trap.
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>>37729640
>uuunnnnngggghhh he wuz leik rly crazeee and stufffz uugn luk at hiz videoz craZEE
-a normie
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>your ghost obsessed cross dressing son (who believes he is a cartoon character) declines psychiatric help and purchases two shotguns after producing a self-funded animated film about the columbine massacre

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>lend mom $500
>She says she has bills to pay
>Immediately after I give her the money, she goes to the liquor store

Fucking hell
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>>37729602
>giving women your money
You should've known better
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>>37729602
If you're miserable and broke, may as well be miserable, broke, and drunk.
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>>37729631
I hope I get the fucking money back soon.

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How do I find a nice, traditional gf that isn't massively overweight?

I am white, 6 foot 2 and don't draw gasps of horror when I pass people in the street.
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>>37729601
>Traditional

lol, nice one man.
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Go to church, that's how I met my qt traditional wife.
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>>37729615
I just want a gf that isn't covered in piercings and tattoos of her exes' names.

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>Started dating a guy I met on /pol/
>Dating for a year and talking about marriage
>Says he wants to do a few wild things before we tie the knot
>Says he wants to watch a black guy (that goes to same gym as him) fuck me
>Why are men so weird?
>I actually thought /pol/ had more traditional men

Fembot feels thread general
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I'm a r9k beta nice guy that really only wants to tie a girl up and watch her squirm helplessly while I hold her tight and caress her hair
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Femanon here OP you are a whore theeehee :3
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>>37729644
I didn't say I did it.

He's been pressuring me too.

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