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>>38968274
Poop stew then kick that blue roastie out.

>>38968274
Steak and french toast as dessert

>>38968274
walnut salad the ladies love it

vidya

tendies

movies

w8 for more neetbux

>>38968252
>Drink a nice cup of joe to start the day
>Read a great deal of enlightening literature
>Compose a new symphony piece
>Work on proving the Riemann Hypothesis
>Discover a new cure for an obscure disease
>Spend time on my novel
>Workout
>Learn another new language to expand my horizons
>Look at investments and calculate best course of plan for my portfolio
>Spend some downtime with patrician NEET brothers on /r9k/

>>38968623
if you prove the riemann hypothesis i will eat my own ass

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>>38968230
ITS JUST LIKE MY CHINESE CARTONS LOL

>>38968230
nice... originalio

because only chad jr. gets molested.

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Eat lead, niggers.

Every now and then, if they get extremely aggressive, I scream/scream back at them. Fuck putting up with that trash.

By fucking every nigger in God's creation.

>>38968216
I hate men. I really fucking hate them.
>be me
>going out to get groceries
>men are looking at me
>"checking me out" or whatever
>literally fully clothed with loose clothes

Fucking pigs

>>38968216
>>38968263
This is my fetish, both of you please degrade me on discord :)

>>38968263
Maybe they were looking at you because you look like a hot mess. Yesterday I went out with flat greasy hair and some dudes were looking at me, I'm sure it's because I looked dirty.

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>>38968181
Because 4chan has developed and we have finally moved past the cancer and are now able to make inteligint discourse

>>38968181
Because those anons grew up

>>38968181
>what is cherry picking?
All cultures evolve, internet culture is no different. That type of humor is not completely gone, anyway.

>>38968166
Being racist and being a /pol/-tier virtue signaling person is really gay anon.

>>38968166
Black women are ugly apes. I've never even fapped to a black woman.

>>38968201
agreed dont worry about it white bitch at op no one really likes nigger hos

All right, I'll bite. I'll give this a bump.

Keep us posted, OP

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>three months into the war
>My platoon and I had captured and secured a strip mall
>Raiding a chipotle, we found four CANS locked in the girls bathroom
>Even hiding from certain death, the Stacey had her mouth on Chad's cock
>We hung them from the streetlamps outside.
>One of the robots in my platoon castrated Chad after-death
>He hung the bloody testes on a wire around his neck
>This was his seventh pair. The stench was unbearable
>But we were all too autistic to tell him to cut it out

>The strip mall was determined as prime territory for potential fort
>We secured it with barbed wire and land mines, made of homemade dynamite and napalm
>The platoon's fervor to secure the fort distracted us from the going-ons of the war.
>Within days we were unknowingly surrounded by CANS. They struck at night.

Keep it going OP. Though in the future you should just have this pre-typed.

Tell us more about kek division when you can.

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>>38968027
I recently started adderall as well, bought it for school and shit.

You feel like a god, but the come down, especially after taking two times in two successive days is hell. I always thought anxiety attacks was a meme until I almost started crumpled to the floor crying on campus at night. Shit is dangerous fampai.

>>38968193
Every time I come off it I feel normal? Just like I did before I took it.

Enjoy it until your body builds up a tolerance for it and you start to feel that rush less and less until you absolutely need adderall to even function at a level anywhere above absolute rock bottom.

>>38967858
Aint black, no problems

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>>38967858
I never even knew there was such a thing as acting "black."
You mean you're insecure about your race?
Impolite sage for race-bait thread.

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>>38967858
You've shed off the spook of race, and have ascended.

Welcome, brother.

IM PICKLE RIIIIIICK HAHA

>>38967862
I TURNED INTO A PICKLE
PIIICKLEE RIIIICK

>>38967829
What the fuck are you talking about? Are you schizing out?

>she listens to certain music to be fashionable not because she actually enjoys it

>>38967813
what's abnormal music?

If you listen to music, chances are you're a normalfag

>>38967724
>two of the worst countries on the planet wiping each other out

I sure hope so, truly the best timeline

>>38967724
But nowhere in the article does it say we've launched a missile, or even started any conflict.

Where are you getting this from? They're just spitting words at each other.

>>38967758
What does it feel like being from an inferior and irrelevant country?

I never really had friends in MMORPGs, but I miss enjoying playing them. They used to be my favorite and I would always look for new ones to play, but I haven't played one in years because at some point I just got sick of the grinding.

I loved Mabinogi. I think I left when the Miku promotion was over though. I had good friends on there.

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Mabinogi is still my favourite MMO in memory. So many good times with guild members 8 years ago. Now the game doesnt seem a shadow of itself. Where does the time go ;-;

To start, imagine playing a multiplayer game whether it be a video game like cod/halo or a more physical game like paintball. You always need to check your corners, anticipate opposing team actions, monitor resources etc. Now similar to games where you must perform a lot of checks and actions in quick succession you must focus on factors most people may automatically recogonize such as facial expression, body languange and tone of voice. Watch videos of groups of people interacting and people engaged in conversation then memorize patterns in relation to the content of what is being viewed and why someone would react a certain way as well as to the context of a conversation when an expression is made or body movement occurs. Practice, through trial and error, controlling everything about yourself including hand shaking, heart rate and sweating, goofy smiling, breathing(through nose not mouth), eye-contact, limb placement and then analyzing conversation direction. Let me stress the importance of trial and error. It is necessary to talk to people in order to progess. You may fail many times but you will note your improvements. Some of you might be too anxious to even take your first steps or for outlying reasons are incapable of doing so; for these cases you must seek additional help to increase your score such as xanax or weed. Of course being competent at your job or having expertise in a technical field frequently leads to success but also having social engineering skills can be a score-multiplier. What kinds of suggestions do you anons have for this skill tree?

On a more personal level I work at a call center and I've got plenty of mistakes that I've learned from insipiring the above scenarios but there's room for more. whoever isn't a wagecuck here we need volunteers to construct this bullshit guideline already.

>>38967695
Wow boss

Assuming this isn't bait, it's just taking things at face value and saying what's on your mind.
You start out inept and slowly you get the cues on syncing up

It's like when you first start exercise
Horrible pain the next day because you're stiff and undeveloped
Few weeks in the pain is gone

It's the same thing, if you don't go out and allow negative feedback to shape you, you can't develop

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>>38967695
Ignore>>38967787
What I've found to work is memorizing social cues and using pattern recognition to predict what they will say, as well as what your response should be.
My advice is to spend time in groups and quietly observe. If anyone remarks on your quietness just laugh and agree.