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>tfw dump the practice bf

>>38813058
that fucking sucks

lanigiro

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>>38813058
>I was always the backup plan
>I was always the second choice

>>38813000
Are you in japan? if not you're already a lucky boy. try to focus on God. Make sure your ira is being packed so you can retire early and focus on living again.

>>38813000
Same, dude. We're too old to get into a new social circle, but not old enough to just give up and buy a woman yet. I'm just going to put away $50k a year until I figure out what I want in life. Surely I'll be used to not having a gf by then.

>>38813000
you could kill yourself. please do.

>>38812965
dad pls stop feeding my fast food pls

>>38812965
I wish my father was like this.

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>>38812999
"Champ, you could either sit there and make excuses, or you can man up, eat the food on the tray, and give the manager a firm handshake."

>>38812883
No, but I dropped out of the college Bill Waterson went to.

>>38812926
That's a fun fact.

Is there like his stuff all over the walls or a building named after him or something?

>>38812883
i had a LOT of calvin and hobbes books when i was a kid.

but i had anxiety and developed pika and a paper eating habit so they all look like they've been eaten by moths

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>>38812855
>pic related is you
I'm practically a psychic

>>38812855
That's what you get for having a practice girlfriend you sick fuck.

>>38812855
nice b8 m8, thats a youtuber who is a lying bitch

>>38812836
Drugs probably.
I dunno.
Sounds like some normalfag shit.

There was a post here earlier about someone imaging an imaginary girlfriend for five~ years and then being bale to kind of see and feel her. So just do that.

>>38812836
Go look up tulpa guides. It involves meditating for a long time though.

>>38812817
To be honest you probably aren't worth anything.
This thread is the absolute worst way to go about getting insults by the way, so you're pretty bad at this too.

>>38812837
>This thread is the absolute worst way to go about getting insults by the way, so you're pretty bad at this too.
Please tell me how people can insult me
This is not even sexual btw

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>>38812817
You'll never have a girlfriend.
You'll never touch a girl's pussy.
You'll never cuddle with a girl.
You'll never kiss a girl's lips.
You'll never sleep together with a girl.
You'll never watch anime with a girl.


Kill yourself, you worthless garbage. You're ugly as fuck. No girl will ever have feelings for you, you fat fuck.

Likewise OP. Youre part of the reason why I bother to wake up in the morning, and feel excited when its almost time to get off work. But i also hate you because i know that things would probably be better off without you, but the process of getting there is harder than how it is now, and i'm a coward.

>bad day at work
>bad day at life
>go on /r9k/
>despite all the shit posting, feel at ease

>>38812828
>>38812844

This place is comfortable and reassuring, like depression. It gives me a high when I'm low.

>>38812774
Why are you using made up fantasy words to describe a real person?

>>38812790
It can't be a made up fantasy word if it's around 100 years old, anon...

Jeez, are you sure she's INFJ? That sucks dude, they're supposed to be the exact opposite of that. Either way, if you're not enjoying the relationship it's not worth it, unless you haven't already lost your virginity and need to.

>>38812752
About 16. So 10 years ago.

>>38812752
So you believe in a sky fairy now?

Cool. I should do that too. I need to believe in bullshit so I don't get associeated with "them".

>>38812776
He outgrew the liberal thing, I think.

Probably as an overeaction to negative reinforcement from peers and adults to just b-ing myself and that behavior just stuck with me.

I completely forgot about this until he told me, but I used to go on 2 hour long car trips daily with my dad as a little kid and I guess I used to talk his head off about video games and shit and one day he basically outright told me he didn't care about the stuff I was talking about and according to him from that point on I basically never tried to talk much with him again and he felt bad about it.

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>>38812731
Realized I like doing things by myself more than with others. I also partially blame POARN

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Realized how Narccistic everyone around me really was, how they were only out to better their own lives and didn't really care what I/anybody else really said.

Stopped putting the effort in to even talk to people and here I am at 25 with no friends gf/bf.

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>>38812721
yeah, last episode didn't live up to the hype but still a good show imo

>I eat this shit because it's slightly better than this other shit

You're free to like whatever you want but you're still a massive faggot and a retard.

>>38812721
>b-but normies likes it so I have to hate it!

One of the dumber parts of robot ideology. Reflexive opposition to anything popular doesn't make you an individual, it just makes you another kind of conformist.

Rick & Morty is okay. They go too light on the emotional suffering and try too hard to wrap things up in a morally palatable way to appeal to everyone (e.g: 'Rick's secretly a good guy deep down! The family actually loves each other despite flaws!')

I personally like F is for Family more, to get my dysfunctional family television fix.

>>38812628
No, as someone who has been here since 2004, basically for the whole ride, 2006-2008 was the best time by far. There was still some people having genuine fun instead of every single post either being a child poster or ""ironic"""

>>38812649

This.

2004 - 2006 = salad days
2007 - 2009 = the golden age
2010 - 2012 = fall from grace
2013 - present = worst period of internet culture, internet is actually dying, its become so intermixed with reality that it's becoming more difficult to discern where the internet ends and real life begins. you go back to earlier times and there was a definitive separation between "offline" and "online" and this resulted in the funniest shit happening when people treated the internet like a separate world and not like a mediocre and boring extension of real life.

>>38812628
I can't say that was the best, but I can guarantee this is the worst.

>>38812611
>I paid for something and got it
lol
I creampied 20 hookers

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>>38812611
how fucking long are your arms anon

Probably knew you were lonely and wanted to let you enjoy your paid for intimacy more. Literal paid for pity sex

>>38812573
Unless you ave the diet of a rabbit, you can eat too much of anything to become fat.

>>38812573
I'm fat because I'm depressed and I don't get enough sleep. Both of those things fuck up your hormone levels and make you gain weight. I eat right, mostly meat and veggies home prepared, only 2 meals a day, but it just doesn't matter, until I get happy I'll never drop these 30 pounds I gained over the last 2 years. Oh well. At least I'm not like some huge 300 pound dude.

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I'm not fat, but I eat a lot of fast food. It only slightly upsets my stomach, but after taking prevacid for a week, I'll be fine.