alright im wasted so put up with it. Not exactly a robot anymore but trust me I was.
>Be me
>from age of 13, angsty little fucker. Stutter, listened to weird metal, dressed like I didn't want people near me, kinda fat too.
>Weird shit happened to me so I get thrown on Prozac and all that fun stuff
>Old friends avoid me, I just fall deeper and deeper into the autism, depressed as hell and self harming.
>Don't show up to school for two weeks then show up for a couple days, do something stupid then repeat.
>Basically not the kinda person you want in your vicinity. Embarrassing to go outside.
>After moving schools then dropping out altogether, attempting suicide and eventually weening myself off the anti D's I started to see life clearer and said fuck it I need to do something, started working in a kitchen.
>Cut my long hair, copied other people's reactions when all I really wanted to do is go take a depression nap, stopped acting like a complete faggot and learned how alcohol and weed are good tools to make yourself more likeable to normies.
>Meet some people with crazy life stories and friends, become close to them, meet people who can prove they've robbed banks in spain and got shot while doing it or who travelled the world growing weed or who did crazy shit like shot their dad.
>qt 8/10 I knew from a group therapy when I was depressed years ago stops seeing me as some sad weird brother and starts sending pics and hinting she wants me bad
>Tfw I now have normal friends who value my company and want me around
Was I ever really a robot, or was it just situation that made me such a loser fuck in school?
Everyone on this board seems to think people are either normalfags or robots. I too was a robot, now I don't feel it as much, although I'm far from a normalfag.
Bottom line is, don't label people, don't force yourself into a particular group. Everyone has different problems and the only people who never change are those too retarded and stubborn to actually try.
>>38275196
It's probably like a spectrum tho. Dunno how I went from one end to the other
>>38275196
As long as you don't have autism or any other kind of debilidating mental illness, it's possible to become a normalfag no matter how fucked up you are.
Make yourself presentable, learn about normie interests, even if it's just so you can relate to them more. Stop crying about "muh originality". You're not special in any way, but each person is unique. And if you have to, don't bring up your figurine collection or favourite moe anime unless you've got enough going for you that it won't put people off.
JOHNNY CASH AND PBR
JACK DANIELS
NASCAR
MYSPACE
IPOD
BILL GATES
SMITH AND WESON
NRA
FIREWATER
PALE FACE
DIMEBAG
TUPAC
HEAVY METAL
HIP HOP
MY BABY BLUE
>>38274958
>Seinfeld Bad was 18 years ago
Tell me 4chan if you hadn't become an autistic recluse, how would your life be as a Normie?
>>38274930
If probably end up like my dad
>heavily medicated
>remarried to a literal kike
>has 3 more kids
>doesn't seem happy whenever I visit him
I know he's just trying to play the part, but i don't think it's right for him. I know I'm not going to do it
>>38274930
Would have succeeded in high school, held onto my friends and be halfway through a Comp Sci degree rn.
Im happy with beta status. I wouldn't of met other depressed pieces of shit that are my friends even though its only 2 of them.
I would of probably taken the throne of the family business and be successful at the age of 30 and be on easy street for the rest of my life
Just went for an interview lads. Guy kept me waiting 25 mins, gave me the most basic spelling test then said he'd be in touch. Was talking about my car breaking down and he just walked off. I don't think I got the job.
Thanks for listening
>>38274869
Just be yourself anom
>>38275307
clearly he forgot to smile and look the manager in the eye
you brought failure on yourself champ
>>38275351
He should have made sure to let the interviewer know that he is an enthusiastic young go getter who is self motivated, results orientated, and capable of working effectively in a team environment
How do you guys keep it so chill in here? Talk about hard tikkis
>a good friend is moving away because he was enthralled by a female specimen
>literally losing my only friend because of some childish woman
He has only been with her for 6 months, and a long distance relationship at that...
I am becoming more and more jaded as we speak.
>>38274759
That sucks, tbqh.
Is she worse than the average roastie? I mean chances are she's sleeping with other guys while in the long distance relationship, but is he willing to believe the truth?
How am I suppose to tell if someone loves me without them tell me directly
>>38274743
they probably don't anyway
>Toasts
somehow not an original comment
Ask them. Thats all you need to do,
>Get a part time job at tesco
>Instead of negotiating with someone when you will work, you need to sign to their app and "reserve" your shift
>No matter which week I check in the calendary, all shifts are alerady taken
Yeah so much for working. Cant wait to not work entire summer again even thought I tried. Fuck this shit
>>38274623
Fucking scriptfags!
>>38274660
What is the point of making shitty system like this? Why even bother hiring new workers when its going to be just few people going in work all the time
Try and work for a small company or a franchise if you can. They're almost always in need of extra help, so it's worth asking around
>tfw 3 feet 39 inches
why live bros?
Americucks should stop using these retarded ass measuring units.
What keeps you up at night? For me it's a mix of elsagate and things to do that I can't bring myself to begin.
Mostly questions about the future, but I remember as a child that the sheer question(s) of "What happens after death?/What does death feel like?" almost paralyzed me.
EDP made it, why you cant u?
just started watching EDP like 2 weeks ago. is he /our guy/?
>start to gain some self confidence at work
>witness a normie talk to another normie like it's the easiest thing ever
>realize I'm living in a completely different world than they are
>small talk is painful
>I've already alienated myself from my co-workers by not talking to them
>they think I'm arrogant and I have descended to pariah status
>sometimes I'll try and greet one of my co-workers, other times I feel too much like shit to say anything at all
>this infuriates and confuses them because apparently I need to say "hello" to EVERYONE, EVERY DAY or apparently that means I hate them
>tfw come home completely drained from all the social interaction (even if I barely spoke, just being NEAR people stresses me out)
I've been doing this for 10 years and it hasn't gotten easier, in fact it has only gotten harder.
Stay the fuck out of retail my fellow spergs, its like an extension of high school, socially.
>>38274501
Yeah it fucking sucks. I wish I could just stay home and play video games. I'm too delicate for this world. I hope I die in my sleep.
>>38274528
I just wish I had the foresight to have gotten a career in something where I could work alone.
Too bad I figured out that I have the autism only a year ago, until then I just thought I was a naturally terrible person (I guess I still am but I feel like I have an excuse for it now)
I don't wanna hole up in my apartment and play vidya for the rest of my life, I want to produce something, I want to be creative. But I feel like I spend so much time recovering from my average day at work that I can't do anything I'd like to do.
Being surrounded by normies at least 5 days a week for 8 hours at a time really hammers home just how "different" you are, especially once you start to really scrutinize their interactions with each other and compare how they interact (or don't) with you.
Do you boys get your required daily amount of vitamins? I think I may be malnourished, are daily multi-vitamins a good way to go? What vitamins do you take?
Has anyone ever fucked a Backpage escort?
What was your experience like?
I'm hoping to lose my kissing virginity to a kind Japanese woman this summer before I leave for college. $50 for 1 hour is very reasonable. I would just like to know how to kiss a woman well.
What are my chances of contracting oral herpes?
assuming you are in the USA,
stay away from Backpage it is sting city,
if you want hookers, look for them off of the review site TER review. Asians are hard to find unless you are in the top 20 cities.
good luck
i can practice kissing you with for free anon