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>>38603932
always wished I had brothers or sisters being an only child was lonely

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positives:
>get all the presents and shit

negatives:
>you literally have no one to share this world with unless you get lucky and find a girl

Wasn't an only child but I was definitely the ignored one. none of my family even remembers my birthday

I don't know what are you talking about OP, never had an issue with a single cop

>>38603916
They deal with the general population and have guns.
Make a guess.

Weirdly enough giving guns and an absurd amount of authority to the C and D average students in your high school who couldn't even hack it in the military like all the other dumbasses is a bad idea.

>Be edgy kid, looking down on subhumans everywhere I go
>Get into drugs
>Take drugs instead of studying or socialising
>Insane loner still at uni while my friends are all out getting laid, making friends and making good money after graduating

>>38603898
Because they didn't get depressed overthinking or are loners.

>>38603898
How do you people have any clue how the people from your high school turned out? I literally know one person from my high school several years after graduation, my best friend who I love to death.

My high school peers could be dead or millionaires. I don't know and don't care.

>>38603867
>they havent discovered me yet
>just tell me a way to kill myself in a prison cell
>in a prison cell
>they havent discovered me yet

>>38603867
kill yourself now dumby
might as well tell us what you did you fucking pussy

>>38603867
>just tell me a way to killmyself in a prison cell
Wouldn't it be easier to do so now?
Try ripping stuff off of your mattress until you can fashion a makeshift noose

between 9-12

65 and above
anything else is garbage

>>38603858
from 3 to 5

>>38603843
My relationship with my siblings is pretty good. I'm sorry yours isn't.

>>38604251
will you normalfags ever leave...?

>>38603843
I have a half sister I know and a half sister I don't know on my moms side and two half sisters and a half brother on my biological fathers side.

I have nothing to say about the ones I don't know because well I don't know them. I just know they exist.

The half sister I do know was a spoiled rotten bitch from the moment she was born. Literally crying bloody murder if you look away from her. It only got worse as she aged she would literally throw food on the floor if she didn't like it but because of my step father and his parents she was just coddled more and given what she wanted. Now she is a fat whore no one wants and because she refuses to work she mooches off my half dead mother who is literally working herself to death to take care of her. She wont even listen to me when I tell her she needs to do something about my sister but will call me up crying because its to much for her since my stepfather abandoned my half sister and her. My mother knows how fucked up it is but her "principles" wont let her kick my half sister out because "You know she wouldn't last a day out there! I HAVE to take care of her!" Then three weeks later shes in the hospital again going septic because she let a wound on her foot get to bad because she cant afford to miss work so she can take care of my ungrateful whore of a half sister. I mean it to. Last time my mother was in the hospital my half sister screamed at her for an hour because "How are we gonna pay rent! or buy food! You need to work!"

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Tetr

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>>38603704
>Speaking to a guy who had a high paying science job
>In conversation I say I'm "something of a scientist myself"
>He asks in what field
>I reply I pissed on an ant hill once IN a field.

The sheer disgust on this mans face, fucking hell. cs

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>Still not out of edgy early teen phase at 23
>Still don't eat most vegetables or fruit
>Still no job
>Still eat kids meals like chicken nuggets
>Still mostly only go out with mum

>>38603758
I just woke my parents up laughing at this dumb shit

dont do this it gave me 3rd degree burns

dont do this it came off like a bottle cap

dont do this it caused one to balloon up to the size of an orange.

>>38603644

It's not about genes. Your disgusting eating habits has stretched your stomach causing you to need more food to feel full.

It's all about your metabolism.

>>38603644
I get it, anon. It really is rough.
Just recently I was feeling extremely hungry, and I ordered 3 mc chickens and a large fry, ate it all in one sitting, and found myself wanting a snack only an hour after. God damnit

>>38603640
anything is better than /r9k/

post above me is correct

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>>38603640
It's getting better because the /pol/ cucks are being BTFO and forced back to /pol/.

>>38603581
No, 16~18 years old edgy kids

>>38603581
>Does anyone have some real problems they need to get off their chest?
I hate my parents

>>38603581
I experience existential dread almost every waking moment. It's not the edgy teenage kind where I'm trying to be profound, it's the kind where I try to find a reason to do anything and then it comes back and tell me not to waste my time

>>38603494
No, that would be dating a she-boon.

how exactly?

dating an asian myself and would like to know

>>38603553
how is that beta?

>>38603479
It saves lives.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCy9AJU3diI

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>>38603479
>ywn live in a busy city that has crowds of people walking around 24/7 and wake up in the morning just to open your window and loudly yell obscenities at them only to turn around and go on about your day normally again
why do i unironically want this?

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My brother has done it a few times. He even called some black guy a nigger.

>>38603433
there was a tard that used to come into my store and piss on himself all the time.
One day he came in to buy a candy bar and came to the register tapping his foot, whistling and snapping his hands to some shitty Disney pop star music playing. After his purchase he went to the bathroom and smeared shit all I've tried the stall and toilet. I noticed it and didn't report it, leaving it to the next guy to come on shift. It was a shit storm I can't explain in words

>>38603556
"Shit storm" pun intended?

>>38603433
>>>/b/eddit
fuck off and stay therr r r r r r r r r r