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>tfw your stepsister is unironically impregnated by her high school boyfriend

the ensuing drama has been superior to any reality television

please note that my stepsister has never liked me or my dad and i feel zero sympathy for her or her mother.
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Genuinely hilarious anon, hope she kills herself after she realizes how fucked her life is now.
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>>38557623
Why didn't you fuck her first? o
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>>38557832
she is awful. so is her mom. my dad has been married into this shitshow for 2 years and i think we will both be amazed if this lasts another month.

when they got home (apparently she told my stepmom about it after being picked up from the boyfriend's parents' house, lol) and were basically scream-crying at each other about it, stepmom suddenly turned to my dad and went
>WELL, WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT THIS?
and my dad just calmly replied
>nothing, she's your daughter.

i've never been more proud of the guy

right now my stepmom is autistically pacing around the entire house trying to calm herself down before she calls the dude's parents, which is also a horrible plan but i want to watch this play out

>>38557714
i don't want her dead, but i'm getting a deep sense of satisfaction from seeing someone who's basically ignored me/attempted to manipulate me (by fake-crying and sanctimonious browbeating) into giving her stuff or help that she has no intention of reciprocating basically get owned by the universe

also: her mom is worse

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Its funny to drawer the comparison between the old r9k and this cesspool. It was once a place for virgins, clean and pure to discuss their hardships. And it was a nice peaceful place.

Now that all these degenerate normies, sluts and homosexual retards have invaded the place has gone to ratshit. Its almost like r9k got laid and forgot to tarp up and now a Sexually Transmitted Infection has gotten in and turned the place into a giant festering tumor. Just like these disease ridden degenerates IRL
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Instead of making threads complaining, why don't you make what you think are "quality" threads? If they succeed, then good on you. If you don't, then I guess try later or give up on this board.
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We're losing the war every day we let these faggots keep posting here. They can't NOT shit up the entire board.
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>>38557457
Ive made about 5 threads in the passed 2 hours, including the war declaration thread and all of them are going strong.

Face it, you're losing.

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It's over lads. My oneitis got a boyfriend.
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>>38557397
Looks like frying pan fucked a pig
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Your oneitis is fat.
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You're onetis looks like a very happy hippo, gut her like a pig, mutilate the girl

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can someone tell me what terms i need to put in to search for traps with those long gloves and the black belt in sucking dick around their necks? also some stockings?
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"Maid" possibly?
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>>38557299
why is it that all these fembois and traps all have expensive gaming setups?
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>>38558643
>why is it that all these fembois and traps all have expensive gaming setups?
they are very intelligent wealthy people

>"come on anon, stop being such a sad sack, come dance in the rain with me!!"
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>>38557222
I don't want to get wet. Thanks though.
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>fake spontaneity so random xD
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>>38557222
>"suck my dick and shut the fuck up, and I'm also not paying child support"

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why is it socially acceptable and trendy for girls to want "daddy" but I'm a weirdo for wanting "mommy"?
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>>38557220
Men's supposeds tos dominates
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>>38557234
that's gay as shit tbqh
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>>38557220
looooooool
mama's boy
lmaaaaaao

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I'm posting kakyoin with cool sunglasses every day

day112
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>>38557198
i love you kakyoin-anon!~ keep it up
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>>38557198
Long time lurker, been here since day 34. Haven't kept up with the past couple threads, but was around for day 100. One of the best threads on this board desu.

Good luck anon, keep spreading kakyoin!

Here's to day 200!
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Been here since day 3
Continue fighting the good fight kakyoin

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I am a girl and i fucked around 16 guys,lost my virginity at 13, now that i am 28 i am going to marry a guy that lost his virginity at 25.

A rich beta maggot that is going to love and cherish me forever or till i get tired of his ass !! woot woot

keep crying frembs, us CUNTS always win.
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Good for you. Any dumb dumb that hasn't taken the redpill by now deserves it.
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>>38557169
>hehehe look at the silly thread I made, everyone!
How about you go fuck yourself with a rusty pole, neet.
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>>38557215
>>38557219
How much more obvious could OP make their bait? I'm ashamed of both of you

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How to butthole orgasm???
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>>38557119
abstain for a while. then get something to stimulate prostate.
basically, invest 50/100 bucks on a nice dildo/vibrator that can reach your prostate
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1E isn't ahego, it's Yuno's crazy face
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>>38557119
>Relax your asshole
>make sure it's clean
>drink bleach to calm your nerves
>die

That's all there is to it Anon.

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>tfw i realize we're the bad guys
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Who is "we" and why are "we" bad?
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>>38557084
Of course you are. You're ugly, disgusting parasitic creeps that blame everyone but yourselves. I sincerely hope you kill yourselves.
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>>38557145
Pretty much this, robots are sacks of shit

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If I made an album about being a robot would anybody listen?
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>>38557078
daniel jonhston did and was quite successful.
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>>38557078
>implying you're anywhere near being Nick drake tier
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>>38557117
I'm not but I've learned most of his songs. He's a god imo

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>tfw no daddy robot bf

fuck my paIe neet bubble butt desu
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>>38557051
are you trying to meet someone throught this?
I'd be down to chat a bit on discord.
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How many gay threads do we need to have up? jesus
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>>38557051
You stole that phrase from my Islam threads. Fuck you

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>anon my feet hurt from dancing so much last night *pouts*

I responded minimally because our shift was ending but holy shit lads

Pic related in more than one way
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>>38557001
Did you massage and lick her feet?
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>>38557020
this.

oregon trail
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>>38557020
>her
Really makes you wew

Why not date a bad bitch?

>better in bed

>willing to try more things

>less prudish and high maintenance


you can't lose.
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>>38556997
Bad bitches don't want to date me
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>>38556997
bad bitches want bad ass men.
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>>38556997
I've always thought that if I ever was able to be in a successful relationship, it would be with a bad bitch. I don't think I could tolerate a normalfag girl for long.

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That's it. I've finally saved up $200 to buy a gun. Goodbye folk's!
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>>38556979
You're going to hurt yourself really bad if the gun isn't at least a 9mm.
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bump also make sure its >9mm
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>>38557049
>>38557093
My friend's cousin said he'll sell me a .22lr for $180 is that good enough? cause it's rifle ammo right

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